Muppet College Roommates

[Aaron]

im haveing a great time

 

[Beauregard]

So, can we come down to the party yet? Hey Count (mc) are you around?

 

[The Count]

Yes, I'm here!! Sorry 'bout the tardiness, but there was a bit of a snag with my phoneline and I wasn't able to get out from my room till now to start the finishing touches on the party's menu. Should've been more specific, the party will start at 8:00 PM Est or 9:00 PM local time in Puerto Rico according to my watch, if I'm not ready before then.

So many things to do and so little time, what to do? Ah, yes, I know, Ghosts to Me!!

Aura, please set up the buffet table in the common room up on Floor 2.
Boo, please empty this gallon bottle of black cherry soda into the punch bowl.
Coffin, please place the mini-cauldron on the stove's range and turn it on to low heat so that I can fry the nuggets.
And please, inform as soon as you're ready to give you more things to help me with.
In the meanwhile, I'll be cutting up the burgers into perfect bat shapes.

Might pop in and out as I tend to some other online queries and finishing the party menu.
Hope this helps and have a happy Halloween!

 

[The Count]

Ah, good job Boo. Now fill the punch bowl with this gallon of lemon-lime Sprite soda.
Aura, you finished with the table up there?
*It should be noted that the ghosts and myself are working in the kitchen area of Floor 1's common room, whereas the buffet table will be set up in Floor 2's common room.

Ah, not yet, well that's OK.

Coffin, did you place the mini-cauldron on the stove's range like I asked you?
Oh good, then Darkness please fill the cauldron with some olive oil for frying the nuggets.
Be back in a moment.

 

[The Count]

Good job, Boo. Now empty out this can of pineapple juice into the punch bowl.
Ah, I see or at least hear the oil bubbling in the cauldron. Well, as soon as I finish cutting up these burgers, the nuggets will be next. Yes, these burgers are looking quite perfectly as small bat-shaped meat patties.
Ether, please get me the bag of gator meat nuggets.
Be back in a sec.

 

[The Count]

OK then Boo. Now empty this canister of orange juice, which was heated in the microwave, into the punchbowl. And after that, fill it up with the bottle of cranberry juice I'm placing here at your side.

These burgers will be almost done and then I'll just pop the nuggets in the frying medium.
Be back in a moment.

 

[The Count]

Well, just added Darth Jiggy to my Address Book and sent him a copy of that Muppets figures table I made back in Spring 2003.

Wha's that Aura? The table's ready? Did you set it with the long white-gray tablecloth featuring black bats, orange jack o'lanterns and dulled gray skulls?
Ah, that's a goodly ghostly girl.
And you say the punch's ready too Boo?
And the nuggets as well, my Darkness?
Splendid!
OK, Aura you take the soupturine with the pumpkin soup and place it on the extreme left of the table, and Boo you place the punchbowl on the extreme right. Wha? Yes, as seen from in front, with your backs to the open space of the common room that leads to the hallways with the rooms.
Fright, come here please. Take the dish with the devilled eggs and place them in the center, and take this bowl filled with the gator meat nuggets and place them both in the center of the table.
Devilled eggs to the left and nuggets to the right.
Be back in a moment.

 

[Aaron]

when do we start

 

[The Count]

Sorry to keep pushing the start date back again, but the food's still not ready.

Ghoul, please take this serving wheel and place the following items in bowls inside the platter. At a due north position, place the bowl with the fish paste, and in another bowl at a due south position the cream cheese tomatoes dip. Then to the right of the fish paste, goes a bowl of black olives stuffed with fetta cheese; and a bowl of baby carrots to the fish paste's left. Lastly, a bowl of slimy okra goes to the tomatoes right; and a bowl of chopped cucumbers goes to the tomatoes' left.
Got that? Good, ready then? OK, then please place that to the left of the devilled eggs and nuggets.

Ah, now to make a dipping sauce for the nuggets and chips.

OK, here's the stuff.
*Proceeds to put into the mixer some worcester sauce, mustard, pepper, and honey, and sets the blender to mix.
Hmmm, needs something else. Ah yes, a little tabasco. Perfect!
Fright, if you please, take this bowl of smoky honey sauce and the dish with the tortilla chips upstairs and place them in between of the eggs and nuggets. The sauce should go in between and the chips in front.

OK, let's work with the burgers. Coffin, are those buns toasted yet?
Hexcellent. Here's the platter we'll use for the burgers. Ok then, the buns go here on the left dish and the bat-burgers go here on the right. A bottle of red bloody ketchup and another one of white bloody mayonnaise go in the back. And in front five vertical serving trays filled with lettuce, tomatoes, onions, mushrooms, and pickles both dill chips and gherkins.
Ether, please take this upstairs and place it to the right of the eggs and nuggets.

Hmmm, what's left? Ah yes, the candy and dessert!
OK, bring me the brownies. We gotta make some chocolate cylinder rods and attach them to the sides of the blocky chocolate chip brownies. And now some small chocolate balls placed on top as eyes, and you have my chocolate fudge spiders! Please take this upstairs and place them behind the eggs and nuggets, Aura.
OK, another small bowl filled with M&M's Snicker Treats, Hershey Taste-tation candies, and little mini Baby Ruths should do it for a grab bag of candies for our guests. And of course my famous Chocolate Skull! Just give me that popcorn Scooter brought and fill up a second bowl with it, crush some peppermint candies and add them along with some peanuts, and drizzle the whole thing with some chocolate sauce. OK, Boo, please take this upstairs and place them behind the eggs and nuggets in the center of the buffet table.
Darkness, please stand guard and make sure that the guests are offered the hoorofr deuvers only for the time being while I wash up in here and get dressed.
Ether, please take these paper plates and paper cups for our guests to serve themselves when the time is fright.
No, Fright I'm not calling you.
OK then, everything's set, just gotta put all the kitchenware away and get dressed.
Be back in a moment, gotta tend to some questions in another thread.

 

[Aaron]

Aaron puts on his mickey suit

ready