Muppet College Roommates

[Whatever]

Robin: Okay, Mr. Count sir! See you there!

 

[The Count]

Just replied to wwfpooh, who's interested in becoming the newest boarder here at the dormhouse. If I don't reply to his message, it may be that I placed my little "Out to Lunch" sign and am currently busy downstairs with Follow That Bird! and making the last-minute additions to ML 10.
Hope this helps, and have a great Muppety weekend.
Oh and don't worry, just leave a message with one of my bats and I'll tend to you as soon as I get it.

 

[wwfpooh]

Message to one of the Count's bats

If it (dormhouse) were co-ed, I would room with Jill Monster who sang with Bip Bipadotta and her friend Jack during a old school SS skit. But if it's not co-ed, I go with those two elderly gentlemen on the Muppet Show, as they are funny, and love to sleep, like me. We'd room on the roof that way no noise on the inside could disdurb us during our sleep period (noises like Aaron and Ernie's Do De Rubber Duck, Miss Piggy's rantings in her and Kermit's room, Gonzo being shot out of a cannon, Fozzie's bad jokes that lead to items being thrown, and the Count counting followed by lightning and thunder). To protect us from outdoor problems, we would build a little two roomed cabin on the roof (if co-ed, me and Jill would be in seperate rooms & if not co-ed, the two gentlemen would sleep in one room and I would sleep in the other).

 

[Whatever]

The dorm is co-ed; I'm a girl rooming with Robin. Those two gentlemen aare named Statler and Waldorf. Miss Piggy is NOT rooming with Kermit. They got married in MTM, but most people feel that that was only part of the movie and wasn't real life. The Muppet movies all contradict each other.

 

[wwfpooh]

Ok, thanks. I emailed the Count my roomie (Jill) and room number (31).

 

[GonzoGirl]

Wheee...caffeine!! Okay, I am awake now! Whats going on? Where did everybody go? Oh, hang on, the blanket is still over my head...

 

[The Count]

Message received and we have a new boarder. wwfpooh and Jill Monster from Sesame Street will be taking Room #31 up on the third floor. Sorry Zack and Pepe, there goes your full and undisclosed run of the third floor.

*Takes key from number 31 and escorts wwfpooh and Jill Monster to their room. OK, we're taking the stairs up to Floor 3, and we're gonna come out onto a landing. Past those doors is the Floor 3 Common Room, straight in front of us. Now we turn to our right, and find Room #31 the first door on our right. You're across the hall from Zack the Dog and Pepe the King Prawn, who are in Room #30. Aaron will be soon, the guy who's in Room #24 with your bags, since he's our resident bellboy. If you don't mind, I'll leave you to your room since I'm late for a garden sing-a-long.

Hey GonzoGirl, Robin and Mokey and I are gathering in the garden for a sing-a-long so that he can earn his campfire singing merit badge.

*Opens door and arrives at the dormhouse garden, where Mokey and Robin are waiting.
OK, got my radio and we're set to start up with some Roy Orbinson. Got some drinks in hand and a couple of seats here near the clearing. The houselights are turned on and will provide sufficient light for us all.
Gotta turn on the radio, find the station, and here we go with the song "Pretty Woman".

 

[The Count]

Good warbling Robin. We've had "Groovin'" by the Rascals, "Benny and the Jets" by Sir Elton John, and "Midnight Confessions" and "Live for Today" both by the Grass Roots.
And here comes "Memphis" by Johnny Rivers.

 

[Aaron]

im changing my roomates to and

 

[wwfpooh]

*Jill and I look at the room; I ask Jill what she thinks*
JILL: "Love it, how about you?"
wwfpooh: "It's just great! Let's go meet the rest of the locals...
JILL: "We can't we have to wait for the bellhop to bring our bags up.."
wwfpooh: "Ok, alright.."
*wwfpooh and Jill wait for an extremely long time and wwfpooh emails the bellhop, wondering where he is with the luggage*