Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[Erine81981]

*coughs* Man oh man. This sore throat is killing me. *heads into the bathroom and gurgles some "Chloraseptic"* I hope this helps out. Just glad i'm off tomorrow.

Homer Honker: Honk honk honk honk. Honk!

*notices Homer* Sorry Homer. My throat has been killing me.

Homer Honker: *starts to choke me*

Can't......breath. *slaps Homer's hands off me*

Homer Honker: Honk honk honk.

No no no. It's not literally killing me. It's just a figure of speech.

Homer Honker: Honk.

Sorry i haven't had time to head out to get our costumes yet but we we will sooner or later. I get paid this coming Wednesday. So we'll try and do it that day.

Homer Honker: Honk!

Ok.

Homer Honker: Honk honk honk?

You wanna do the closing for tonight? Sure! I'll start. "Muppet Dorms has been brought to you today by the letter...

Homer Honker: *honks his nose and from his horns comes the letter "Y"*
...and by the number....

Homer Honker: *honks out the #6*

"Muppet Dorms is a prouduction of the "Muppet Central Forms" and the website "Muppet Central" Good night everyone out there in dreamy dream land. *waves good bye*

 

[redBoobergurl]

Beth: Ahhh, I am feeling so much better
Wanda: Finally got rid of that sore throat eh?
Beth: Yes, thank goodness.
Abby: Now I heard Kyle has a sore throat too!
Beth: Oh that's no good. Hey, why don't you bring him these throat lozanges. They really helped me.
Abby: Ok! *poofs out of the room to go visit Kyle and the monsters*
Beth: Ok, on to other things, let's start getting ready for Halloween.

 

[The Count]

*Downstairs...

Count: Vhat are you doing Ed?
Hmm? Oh, just wrapping a present for Grover. It's a picture of the main SST monsters from one of the days we were all at the playground/park. Added a few metal blue G's to the frame.
Count: Oh, that's fright it's his birthday today.
Yep. I'm sending this via bat-gram to Sesame since he's not at the dorms this term.
Count: No? That's strange.
Yeah well... Most of the SST gang's not here this year. Just Big B and Oscar, Kyle's roomies, and you of corpse.
Count: Of corpse. Hmmm, after Halloween, do you think ve might...
Visit them back on Sesame? Sure, you know we have our annual trip there.
Count: Vell, I vas going to suggest inwiting them for Thanksgiving. After the parade you know.
That'd be nice. Could make some arrangements next month, call Gordon or one of the other grownups.

*Leaves some pumpkin candies for Abby and the girls next door in Room 3.

 

[redBoobergurl]

Red *opens the door to find the pumpkin candies*: CANDY! Mmmm.....

 

[redBoobergurl]

Beth: Hey Big Bird, I have good news for you!
Big Bird: What's that?
Beth: Bryan should be back by Thursday
Big Bird: Thursday? Why, that's tomorrow! YAY!
Beth: I thought that might make you happy
Big Bird: Oh I should make him a welcome home sign
Mokey: I'd be happy to help you with that Big Bird
Big Bird: Oh boy! Thanks Mokey

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Nora: Where is everyone?
Erin: Scooter's across town visiting his family, and the Fraggles went down to the Rock for a little bit.
Nora: Ah. So what's going on?
Erin: I've been hired for one of the jobs I interviewed for.
Nora: Wow, that's pretty good. I mean, these are rough times and all that.
Erin: Yeah, I'm pretty excited...but also very nervous. This is a milestone for me.
Nora: I know...well, that's the way it is, I guess.
Erin: Yeah...but I survived college and the internships okay, so I guess I'll make it. So what's new with you?
Nora: (sigh) I don't know...there's stuff going on at home.
Erin: What kind of stuff?
Nora: Well...I don't know, Heather and the twins have been pretty difficult, and my dad's been awfully tense lately, 'cause there have been some shakeups at his job...that sort of thing.
Erin: Yeah, that happens from time to time.
Nora: Yeah...is there any ice cream left in the fridge?
Erin: There's a pint of Swiss chocolate swirl. Let's split it before the others get back.

(the two head for kitchen and promptly dish up ice cream)

 

[The Count]

*On the phone, placing an order for breakfast for all the fiends staying over for now with the Count and Uncle D. *Thinking to self: Sure hope to hear from Beth or Erin. If not, well, I'll come up with something. *Resumes ordering off of the options given by the helpful waiter on the line from Everybody Eats.

 

[Skeeter Muppet]

Kim: (not looking up from her sewing) Did you guys hear something?
Gillis: (writing on sheet music) No, not me.
Mimzy: May have been a bomb.
Boober: (rushing in) Guys! Guys! A bomb just went off!
Mimzy: Called it.
Kim: Oh, that's what that was. Mystery solved, folken.
Boober: ...that's it? A bomb just went off in the dorms! You're not going to...evacuate or anything?
Kim: It's the dorms, Boober. Stuff like this happens all the time. Now come here; I need to make sure your jacket fits.
Boober: All right, all right. Are you sure you're going to have all of this finished by Halloween?
Kim: If it kills me, Boober. If it kills me.

-Kim

 

[The Count]

*Passing by... Count: Could lend you some of the spiders if you vant, they're quite talented when it comes to threadwork. They should be finished with the first batch for the anniwersary. Oh vell. *Continues on his rounds.

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Beige: (singing) "Like to be a dream, sweetheart...hello, hello again, sh-boom sh-boom..."
Nora: Hmm, might want to change to a song with a little less boom in it.
Storyteller: What's all this about a bomb going off in the dorms?
Scooter: It's either Crazy Harry or one of Tony's roommates, and tonight my money's on the latter.
Erin: I don't care, as long as they don't get plaster dust or debris into the vent system - my sinuses are still glopped up.