Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[The Count]

Hmmm... Wonder if Arianne'll show up. She's been okayed to move in... Oh well, I know that first semester of Law School's pretty demanding.
*Leaves baggies of Halloween candies/chocolates outside the doors of the rooms currently occupied, no worries, none of these are trick-or-treat eaters.

 

[Skeeter Muppet]

Kim: Three weeks until Halloween, guys. We'd best start getting our costume ideas in order.
Mimzy: So soon?
Boober: Well, quality does take time.
Kim: You mean you're actually looking forward to dressing up this year, Boober?
Boober: Just as long as I don't have to dress up like Sidebottom again.
Gillis: So, what are we going to do? Are we going to do themed costumes like Cat and Ailie and their roommates did earlier?
Kim: Depends on if we can find one we all agree on.
Tosh: What about Sherlock Holmes?
Kim: (thinks) We could...
Gillis: I'm no Jeremy Brett, but I think I could pull off a decent Holmes, especially with Boober as my Watson.
Boober: Really? You want me to be Watson?
Mimzy: That's great, but what about the rest of us?
Kim: ...Don't worry, Mims. I think I can figure out a way to pull this off.

-Kim

 

[Erine81981]

Well guys. I'm heading off to bed. I work tomorrow at 10. When i get off. We'll go to the store and pick out our costumes. Good night guys.

Homer Honker: Honk!

Wolfgang: Arf!

Herry: Good night Kyle.

Frazzle: Worjfgdjfdlkdls sjdjdjgjkgg Kyle.

*heads off to bed, brushes teeth, pops in a DVD in the player and watches it as i doze off to dream land*

 

[The Count]

*Leaves a thank-you card from the Count at Room #5's door, along with some Doozer dust polvorones (powdered sugar cookies) for Gobo and Wembley, and a batch of toffees for Kate.

*Voiceover: Muppet College Dorms have been brought to you by the letter K, and by the number 9.
Nighty-night, sleep tight, don't let the batty bats bite.

 

[Beakerfan]

(ROFLMAO at Ailies interpretive dance)

A loud growling can be heard from within room 24.....

Sweetums: Sorry, that was my stomach.

A loud thudding can be heard from within room 24.....

Bean: *stops hopping and stares at the camera* Whaaat?

A loud rumbling can be heard from within room 24.....

Animal: *throws a drumstick at the camera*

A-hem. A loud..... sound...... can be heard from within room 24!

Link: *rolls over and continues to snore*

that does it..... A LOUD COMMOTION CAN BE HEARD FROM WITHIN ROOM 24!

Rizzo: *looks at the camera* Well why didn'tya just say so? Geez.... I don' even hear anything...... *walks away and trips, tumbling down and making a lot of noise*

 

[The Count]

Okay boys... We'll go out for a spooktacular dinner, just gonna keep reading Potter.
*Resumes reading with his cassettes.

 

[The Count]

Pfft... Psychotic Easter bunny? Then rent Hoodwinked. Don't want to give away too much, but I think it'll fill your basket a plenty. And don't make me call the Arbor Day Avengers (parodical Marvel reference).

As for me, I'll take a cumly Easter bunny or batty any day of the week... *In exaggerated tones: If you know what I mean. *Hears self saying "no, I don't" in the back of my mind before shushing it. Something like LDD's Eggsorcist. I'd like to collect that line, but there are factors that've thrown me off. Meh, at least I have my vonderful Haunters to work on.
*Beaming at the plot of 20 illustrated squares, rearranging themselves between Times 5 and Times 10 grouping formations.

Ah, how I love the season of scaring. *The aria from Toccata and Fugue issues forth from the Count's organ as he plays with a fiendly flourish.

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Erin: (on sofa, with tea, cold medicine and tissues) Give me upper respiratory infections for $200, Alex. (sneezes)
Scooter: (rubbing his throat) Hey, you want to pass me a few cough drops? I think I've got whatever you've got. (takes a drop) At least our doctor isn't Lefty.
Nora: Right...what was that line about doctors in one of the Harry Potter books? I think it was somewhere in "Order of the Phoenix."
Erin: Oh, yeah...Harry's never been in St. Mungo's before, and when he asks if the wizards and witches in lime-green robes are doctors...
Scooter: "Doctors? You mean those Muggle nutters that cut people up? No, they're Healers."
Erin: And those Muggle nutters, at least in this country, won't cut people up unless they're paid very handsomely first.
All: "I don't make a cut 'till I take my cut!"

(Beige and Storyteller re-enter through Fraggle hole)
Beige: Boy, traffic was awful in the Matt Fraggle room...and what idiot decided to put double switchbacks and a traffic circle in there?
Storyteller: Shh, that's Gobo's uncle you're talking about. (to others) Hello, hello, how's everyone doing?
Beige: Hmmm...one human with a full-blown cold, and one Muppet with the makings of a cold. Boober's not going to want to be anywhere near here.

 

[Skeeter Muppet]

Kim: (measuring Gillis for a shirt) Just as long as they've put direction sign posts in the Matt Fraggle Room; we don't want Gillis getting lost again.
Gillis: HA, ha ha. Very droll.
Kim: Gillis, will you hold still? I want to get the measurements right.
Gillis: I don't see why we have to do this; can't you just buy a shirt someplace?
Kim: Hello, Holmesian over here? If we're gonna do a Sherlock Holmes theme then we're going to be as accurate as possible. Which means, period-correct costumes.
Gillis: Yes, but I didn't think you'd try to match the level of Granada!
Kim: Only in my dreams, Gillis.

-Kim

 

[The Count]

Yes Erin... Chapters 22 and 23... So will you be needing stitches? It looks like you're trying to sew together your skin. What do you mean that's the general idea? *Hopes on finishing the book tomorrow, I'm on Chapter 29, Career Advice.

Man I miss MST3k. Oh well. *Keeps hummin Halloween tune.