Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: So, what else should we do today?

Lips: Whatever we do, we should make it last for a long time.

Caitlyn: But I'm not leaving for Disney World until Saturday...

Lips: I know, but...

Caitlyn: Is something wrong?

Lips: I don't want you to leave again.

Caitlyn: I know you don't, but it'll be okay. You'll still have Marvin, Doc, Ailie and the others to talk to. Same as last time.

Lips: Last time, you were gone just for the weekend. I don't know how I can survive a whole week without you.

Caitlyn: ... It'll be okay, Lips. *hugs him* It'll be okay...

Lips: *hugs back* Still... a whole week...

Caitlyn: Lips...

Lips: Hmm?

Caitlyn: *kisses Lips on the lips* Don't worry about it. I'll be thinking of you while I'm there. I'll miss you, too.

Lips: ... *sighs*

Caitlyn: And it's not like I'll be gone forever. Just remember, it's only for a week.

Lips: I know...

Caitlyn: Want to just sit and talk about it?

Lips: That'd be nice.

*both of them sit on the window seat*

 

[The Count]

*Random sparkler hits Pew square in his snout. Ha, take that! Noone 2-times my Squeeky!

 

[Erine81981]

Glad to know that Oscar got a bunch of presents from all his freinds.

Herry: Yea. I just wish he would stop trying to pull pranks on us.

He is?

Herry: The other day he made me fall for the old water cup trick above the door frame. I got all soaking wet. I had to put on a new pair of pants.

*open the fridge which a bunch of fake snakes fly out* *jumps and screams*

Herry: See what i mean?

I understnad now. Ohhhh that Oscar!

 

[The Count]

*Meanwhile... Well, now that I'm awake and my chest feels a little better after that ice cream sandwich... Think I'll go to the reading room and catch up on the fics there. *Goes to do so with a glass of soda, not realizing his roomies quietly show up to listen to the stories as well, sitting near/around him.

 

[The Count]

Huh? What da heck is going on around here children? Well, if you need me and me magical powers I'll be down here lookin' to scare up a few more souls to reap.
UD: Ah, it's going to be a frightfully good weekend.
Count: You mean shriekend.
*Both laugh.

*Ed Reaper leaves to get some breakfast, then on to find that prolific penman prawn or the wascaly wabbit known as Claudia.

 

[The Count]

*Promptly returns after eating to get washed and dressed and have the room ready for visitors.

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: o_o *In the middle of a sword fight with Pew* I wasn't MADE FOR THIS!
*Screaming as she tries to dodge, attack, and hide*

Blind Pew: Zyou must!

Claudia: I must not!

Blind Pew: Zyou MUST!

Claudia: I must NOT!

Blind Pew: Claudia...

Claudia: PEEWW!

Dr. Van Neuter: PHIL! :3

*They look at him--atleast Pew tries*

Claudia: Butt out, lord of the geeks!

Dr. Van Neuter: Oooo, girlfriend, I KNOW you did not just say that!

Composta: Pumpkin get ghetto on little monster!

Claudia: *Throws her sword to the side* Yeah...well here you go, cracka! I'm hispanic, yo! You ain't wanna see no Colombian when mad!

Dr. Van Neuter: Bring it on, girl! *Snaps fingers*

Claudia: Fine! *Pushes Van Neuter lightly*

Dr. Van Neuter: *Pushes her back roughly* Bring it on!

Claudia: Come with it! *Roughly pins Neuter to the floor* >/ You ain't got no chance, fool!

Dr. Van Neuter: *Whips out The Big Book Of Slangs* Yo, yo, back off, dawg!

Claudia: Dog? I ain't no dog!

Bunsen: First of all, you two..."ain't" isn't a word...
Second of all...what on Earth are you all doing? !
And why are your sentences grammatically incorrect?

Claudia: o_0 Bunsen...this isn't what it looks like...He started it all! Honest!

Dr. Van Neuter: Chicken!

Claudia: Say what, meatloaf? !

Dr. Van Neuter: *GASP*

Bunsen: Shame on you, Phil...for two-timing your wife.
Hmph! Shame....INDEED! *Walks out of the room disgusted*

Composta: Wait-- -_-

Dr. Van Neuter: He came at the wrong time.
That's all, honey! :3

Besides, Claudia's gross! D:

Claudia: You sure don't look like no adonis!

Composta: YEAH?

Claudia: That's right, 'Posta!

Composta: *Slaps her*

Claudia: ....*Dizzy* @_@ Thanks...I went all MTV on you guys. ><

Blind Pew: Weirdoez.

 

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: I can't believe he's still at it.

Marvin: *now untied and out of the closet* And another thing, I *keeps on talking*

Lips: ... How do you shut him up?

Caitlyn: TONY! COME BACK! TAKE MARVIN WITH YOU!

 

[Beakerfan]

Animal: *running around in circles* YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Bean: *hopping up and down* Can we have French toast? Can we can we can we can we can we? Prrreeeeettttyyyyy pleeeeeeeease?

Floyd: *practicing his bass*

Janice: *meditating*

Alex: *sitting on Sweetums shoulders* No Bean, we CANNOT have French toast..... theres been enough energy in here already!

Sweetums: *tries to catch Animal* Would you calm down? Geez....

Animal: *tackles Sweetums*

Sweetums: *topples to the ground, dropping Alex off of his shoulders*

Alex: OOF! Gee, thanks a lot Animal.....

Animal: *stares at Alex a moment* WO-MAN! WO-MAN! *goes after her*

Alex: Animal? EEEEEEEEeeeeeeeee! *runs out the door and down the hall*

Animal: *chases her*

Bean: *still hopping* Can we have French toast?

 

[The Count]

*Meanwhile... Ed leaves via the Fiendly furnace in our room off to visit Beth and Claudia and get some pointers/suggestions... *Count opens the door admitting the girls from Room #6 inside while Kathy's away at her niece's recital this weekend.