Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[Beakerfan]

Alex: *is snugged by Beaker* BEAKER! *glomps him, then cuddles him like a teddy bear* Yup, fantastically loony!

Animal: *quietly stands between Phil and Bunsen, watching the loonies*

 

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn & Lips: *watching the Star Wars episode on YouTube*

Caitlyn: I dare you to sing along with that song. *the intro to "Rama Lama Ding Dong" is playing*

Lips: Me?

Caitlyn: Don't worry, I'll sing with you... even though the sheperd's girlfriend only does vocalizing...

Lips: ... fine.

Caitlyn: *snaps fingers as tempo changes* I love this song!

Lips: A fan of the oldies?

Caitlyn: Oldies, but goodies.

Lips: You said it.
*sings* Oh oh oh oh
I got a girl named Rama Lama, Rama Lama Ding Dong
She’s everything to me
Rama Lama, Rama Lama Ding Dong
I’ll never set her free
For she’s mine, all mine

Oh oh oh oh
I got a girl named Rama Lama, Rama Lama Ding Dong,
She’s fine to me,
Rama Lama, Rama Lama Ding Dong
You don’t believe that she’s mine, all mine

I love her,
Love her, love her so.
That I’ll never, never let her go.
You may be certain she’s mine, all mine,

Muppaphones (playing the parts of the sheep/ram): She's mine, she's mine

Lips: All of the time

Caitlyn: *starts to vocalize, but ends up giggling a few notes in*

Lips: Chicken out?

Caitlyn: *still giggling* I don't know what's making me laugh! It must've been the ram on the video or something! I'm sorry, I'm sorry! Can we do that again?

Lips: *laughs along with her*

 

[The Count]

*Overhearing the rehearsal...
Boo, boo!
Baa, baa!
Humbug, humbug!
*Harty laugh.

 

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Ah, shaddup! *throws a pillow in the direction of the voice* Some people just don't appreciate the classics nowadays.

 

[The Count]

*Throw pillow keeps going until it ends up doing a full circuit turn, clocking Caitlyn instead.

Voice: Never throw away boomerang pillows. What goes around comes back around.
*Corny laugh.

 

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *is hit in the head with the pillow* HEY! What was that for?

Lips: I htink it has something to do with-- *is hit by a boomerang pillow*

Caitlyn: Whoever's doing the pillow act, RESPECT THE CLASSICS, MAN!

 

[The Count]

Ha! Respect the classics... We do. That's why we now bring you this tribute to our most beloved holiday...
Christmas! The 4th of July!
*Muppets file out to perform the dual act like on the Hal Lindon TMS episode.

*Launches fireworks in the background, and a snowball or two at Caitlyn below, missing, hitting Claudia and Alex instead.

 

[The Count]

*Suddenly... MCR starts playing Ram-a-Lamba-Ding-Dong.
Ooh! Spooky!
*Twilight Zone music in the background.

 

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Cool!

Lips: Weird... and purely coincidental...

Caitlyn: I know, but who cares? Ha ha! I must be a psychic after all!

Lips: Not that again...

Caitlyn: Just relax and enjoy the episode. *continues to watch the Star Wars episode on YouTube with him*

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Beaker: Mee mee mee mee!
Meee meee mee. *Brushing Alex's hair*

Claudia: Heeeyyy...how come you never do that with me?

Beaker: *Looks innocent*

Bunsen: Welcome back, dear!
We've missed you so.
Miss Alex, you should come often...
It's been so hollow without you haunting the
dorms with your "fluffy little problem".

Dr. Van Neuter: Werewolf problem.

Bunsen: Precisley.

Claudia: *Mutters jealously under her breath bad things about the stick-like assistant*

Blind Pew: Madammoiselle, zyou grace my presance...
*Kisses Alex's hand*

Claudia: *Jaw drops* Why, you...