Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[Erine81981]

Grover: I like it. It looks really nice.

Herry: He got it just the other day from his parents.

Grover: I really do like it.

Murray: I really like it too.

Burce: Have ya'll gotten anything for him yet?

Herry: I have.

Grover: *nods yes*

Bruce: I don't know what to get him. Any hints?

Grover: You know he likes us.

Bruce: Yea?

Herry: Why not buy some Sesame Street product.

Bruce: Sesame product?

Grover: We have toys out there of us.

Bruce: For real?

Murray: Yep. I didn't know till Herry pointed it out to me.

Bruce: Thanks guys. I'll be back. *zips out the door*

Grover: Come on. Let's go and help Kyle wrap Bruce's gift.

Herry: Sounds fun.

Murray: Ok.

 

[Skeeter Muppet]

Kim: (muttering to self while wrapping Christmas presents)
Gillis: (tiredly) Why don't you do that in the morning?
Kim: Because you guys hardly go anywhere during the day, so this is the only time I have to wrap presents. I suppose I could go out and do this in the common room...
Boober: But what if you have to sub tomorrow?
Kim: It's a week before Christmas break. I highly doubt that I'm going to get called to sub, especially since the high school is in the middle of first semester finals.
Boober: Famous last words.
Kim: Oh, shaddup. (goes back to wrapping)

-Kim

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia:
(Admiring her brother's certificate)
He's gonna end up like me.
(Stands up a little straighter, with a smirk plastered on her face)

Dr. Van Neuter:
Stop starin'...
(His voice turns a bit sweeter)
and like, help me out here!

Claudia:
Haha. Sorry.
(Observes the ants in the case)
So pretty.

Dr. Van Neuter:
Ok, do you spot anything unusual in their pattern?

Claudia:
No. I don't think I do.

Bunsen:
Oh, I do.
It's cute, really.
One fire ant seems to be waving a tiny twig with a leaf on it--like some sort of flag.
Aw, I suppose he wishes to greet us!

(Gasps a little as sees the colony banging on the glass)

They're getting restless....

Claudia:
The fire ants are probably throwing a party!
Isn't that swell?

Bunsen:
Unlikely.
(Shakes head at Claudia's suggestion)

Claudia:
Maybe they want a cookie. :3
Heehee.
(Opens the lid)

Dr. Van Neuter:
NOOOOOO!

Bunsen:
Don't kill the ants!
Do watch your step!

Claudia:
(Giddily inserts the cookie)
Here you go wittle ants.
: D

Ants:
(Bows to her and attacks Bunsen and Van Neuter)

Claudia:
BE FREEEE!

Beaker:
(Comes in the room)
O_O MEEEPPP!

Claudia:
Don't worry!
Fire ants are real friendly!

Fire ants:
(Glare at Beaker)

Beaker:
MEEEPP HOLY ----!

Claudia:
(Jaw drops)

Bunsen:
Beakie, watch your mouth.
How rude!

Fire ants:
(Dies from hearing the word)

Dr. Van Neuter:
Noo...

Claudia:
(Laughs loudly)

Bunsen:
Come here, Beakie...we must clean that awful mouth of yours.

Beaker:
Meep...meep.

 

[Beakerfan]

Alex: Oh no he di'n't! *marches over to Claudias room* BEAKER! Shame on you! *sticks bar of soap in his mouth* *sets a chair in the corner of the room facing the wall* SIT! *marches Beaker over to the chair* You sit there for a while! Next time you'd better watch your mouth, Mister!

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia:
(Gasps)

Bunsen:
(Pales)
The worst form of punishment since....the ruler!

Dr. Van Neuter:
Goodbye, pink thing.
We'll miss you greatly.

Beaker:
Meep?
(Devilish grin creeps)
Hehehe...meep meep mee--
(Sees the soap)
MEEEMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!1
(Scrubbed til he can't see straight)

Claudia:
(Touches her own lips)
SOAP!
EEEEEE!
(Runs)

----

Beaker:
Meep.
Meee mee mee mee?
MEEP!
(Winks at Alex flirtatiously)
Sit? Meep mee-

Claudia:
(Rolls eyes at him)

 

[Beakerfan]

Alex: I don't think so, buster! People who cuss do not get to have me sit with them! Now siddown! *pushes him onto the chair* Oh. I forgot something. *grabs a tall pointy hat that says DUNCE* There. *sets the dunce cap on Beaker's head*

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Beaker:
Meep?
(Sinks his head into his shirt)
Mee mee mee. Mee mee mee?
Oh meep.
(Sneaks a cookie)
Meff...ffmm
(Nibbles on it)

Bunsen:
Alex dear, I think I'll need him back.
(Smiles to his assistant)
Why, Beaker, you look a little stumped!
A little down on your luck, perhaps?

Claudia:
(Giggling)

Beaker:
(Rolls his eyes at Bunsen)
Meesheesh!

 

[Beakerfan]

Alex: Bunsen, my work here is done. You may punish him as you please. *skips off down the hallway*

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Beaker:
(Begs her not to go, but is dragged away by a cheery Bunsen)
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPP!

Bunsen:
Let us witness further discoveries!
Overcome tedious obstacles!
Facilitate the complexities of the un-

Beaker:
(Falls asleep)

Claudia:
(Snuggles with Beaker)

Bunsen:
How droll...
(Shakes head)
You silly two.

Dr. Van Neuter:
Look what you've done!
You've bored them to death!

Bunsen:
How very funny, Phillip.
Cute, very cute.

 

[The Count]

*Evil laughter can be heard... Freeeeeeeeeeee! Christmas with the Muppets and the MC'ers!
They can take away our forum, but they'll nevah take away our Muppets and our freedom!
Uh, I don't want ma freedom.
10000 points to Collin for sounding like the lady from Chicken Run.

Clauuuudia! We need to go nagging and posting and carolling!