Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[The Count]

...
Uncle Deadly stirs a small skeletal swissel stick, seasoning his traditional green tea with a bit of black pepper: Mmm... We'll be heading back to our old haunt on the morrow.
Count: Ah, but we've had a grand time here back on Sesame Street.
Me: Yeah... Seems like we've hardly done any of our traditional celebrations.

I know... Uncle D, go round up all of our friends from the dorms, Count count up the SST grownups, and we'll all meet at Charlie's for a birthday dinner for Sesame. After that, we'll head back to the arbor area for a good old fashioned Sesame streetwide sing-along.
*Both Muppets brighten up, dispatched off to the pavement pursuing their parolees.

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Nora: So when are we heading back?
Beige: I think tomorrow or something.
(knock at door)
Nora: (looking around for wallet) Scooter, want to get that?
Scooter: Sure. (opens door) Hi, Uncle Deadly, what's up...uh-huh...right, I'll tell them. (turns) Guys, there's a big dinner at Charlie's tonight...wait, something else...right. And a sing-along in the arbor afterward.
Storyteller: Oh, excellent, excellent...maybe I'll bring along a few poems to recite.
Beige: Just as long as it isn't the epic of Trevor the Interminable...
Storyteller: Now, Beige, what's the matter with that?
Erin: It takes eight hours to read. (stands up) All right, everyone start packing, so we can party with a clean conscience.

 

[The Count]

*At Charlie's... Yes, you heard fright Charlie. A whole mess of people in here tonight. You might have to clear everybody else out. Heck, I wouldn't be surprised if we ended up holding the sing-along in here instead... Comfier atmosphere and who knows if it'll be raining outside when we're finished with the meal.

*Helps put some tables together with the chairs skirting the wooden borders all around the new arrangement of furniture so as to accomodate all the dorms and Muppets and Sesame patrons coming to this shindig.

 

[Katzi428]

*At Charlie's... Yes, you heard fright Charlie. A whole mess of people in here tonight. You might have to clear everybody else out. Heck, I wouldn't be surprised if we ended up holding the sing-along in here instead... Comfier atmosphere and who knows if it'll be raining outside when we're finished with the meal.

*Helps put some tables together with the chairs skirting the wooden borders all around the new arrangement of furniture so as to accomodate all the dorms and Muppets and Sesame patrons coming to this shindig.

Prairie:Hi everybody...we're here!
Rosita:Hola!waving!
Hi gang! Let me know if you need help serving,OK?

 

[The Count]

Oh hi there... Ed holds the chair out for Kathy, while Count and Uncle Deadly do the same for Prairie and Rosita. You seem to be early, don't think anyone else is here yet. Breadsticks anyone?

 

[Katzi428]

Oh hi there... Ed holds the chair out for Kathy, while Count and Uncle Deadly do the same for Prairie and Rosita. You seem to be early, don't think anyone else is here yet. Breadsticks anyone?

Very polite of you gentlemen! And I'll just have 1 breadstick.I want to save my appetite.
Prairie:Same for me.Just 1.
Rosita:Me too please.Just one,gracias.

 

[The Count]

*Moves the breadstick dispenser forward so Kathy and her roomies can take whichever ones they want. Oh, I believe our waiter monster is nearing.

 

[Katzi428]

*Moves the breadstick dispenser forward so Kathy and her roomies can take whichever ones they want.

Why thank mew..uh...you Ed!the girls and I pick out breadsticks

Oh, I believe our waiter monster is nearing.

Cue cute furry waiter monster!....

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia:
(Is dragged to Charlie's with a blank expression)
Lemme just frink my troubles away...
(Chugs down a bottle of water)

Bunsen:
Don't you mean drink?
(Pants)

Dr. Van Neuter:
Gosh, lose a few pounds will yah?

Claudia:
120 pounds is nothing...
Besides, I don't want to go.
(Starts singing like a sad drunk )

Beaker:
Breadsticks meep?

Bunsen:
Sounds delightful!

Claudia:
I'll shove that breadstick up...

Dr. Van Neuter:
(Sings loudly, blocking out Claudia's words)

 

[The Count]

Hey, hey... Is that any way for a cyber-sister of mine to behave? Come on Clauds, you'll be among friends... Good friends, good food, good songs... If you comply, I might just have a page of fic to post. Now come and sit down here between Bunsen and I.