Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[BeakerSqueedom]

[Well, it's the afternoon in my time. Time to get this chaos started...]

Sam:
This is most informative!
(Looks somewhat intrigued)

Claudia:
Isn't it? I checked out this book over at MDC's library.
Very interesting stuff concerning American History. I thought you might
have liked it. So, are you ready for tommorow's big trip?

Sam:
I feel it to be promising!
Hopefully, it has a shortage of weirdos.
(Glares at Link, who happens to be gobbling down sweets)

I hope you all practiced on your manners!
I want our presence to be pleasent and effective, not strange
and disgraceful!

Clifford:
Dr. Dew, do you ever go out?
Vive' la vida loca?

Bunsen:
Of course, I can get jiggy with it.
Get down with my intellectual bad self.
Row the old boat...

Clifford:
(Chuckles weakly)
Yeah, fo' sho'.
You da' Dew...

Where's the food, man?
I be starvin'!

Bunsen:
I should not state the obvious...
but I will.

In the fridge.

Link:
Hmmhmmmhmm...
(Looks at himself in the mirror, arrogantly)
Hello handsome, where have you been all my life, hmm?

Claudia:
Under my foot!
(Grabs her compact mirror from him)

Gonzo:
Woooooowwww, this is GREAT!
DO IT AGAIN, HAHAHAHA!

Hey, I smell like toast!

Dr. Van Neuter:
Sure!
(Presses the button and causes another painful electrical flow)
Yeah, you smell pretty weird!

Beaker:
MEEEPMEEEPMEEEEEEEP!

 

[The Count]

Mmm... Home again, good, it's raining just a little now, traffic in town's a bit mugged up at the moment. Well, a bit of a rest and dinner, and then off to watch Kermit's appearances on TV later.
Count: So are ve going?
Of course we are.
UD: Good, I was waiting to go tell Scooter.
*Skulks away.

*Ed sits down to check his replies and threads and stuff of that nature.

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia:
Bunsen, can I talk to you for a second?

Bunsen:
Oh?

Claudia:
Yes you!
(Pushes Beaker out of the room and closes the door)

Bunsen:
Beakie!

Claudia:
Shush.
I think we may have a new resident moving in...
sadly...Beaker won't like it very much.

Bunsen:
(Looks amused)
You mean...?

Claudia:
Yes! Shhhh!
I managed to convince him a little...
Alex will be happy.

A little surprise for teh awesome gal.

Bunsen:
....Beaker will get severly agitated.

Claudia:
Don't worry, I have a solution!

Bunsen:
So, he must be filling the application right now?

Claudia:
Not right now...
but soon!

This is gonna be great!
---

Beaker: Meee?

 

[The Count]

Uncle Deadly, spotting Beaker outside: Ah... If you could please assist with something over here...
*The two huddle, peering at the secret baubble, gazing and prodding making sure it's safe to reveal to the Count tomorrow.
UD: Yes, quite amazing indeed. Now then, perhaps there is something I can help you with?

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia:
I swear, I have the feeling we're being watched.
Are the walls thin here?
Probably a chill from the window!
(Blinks)

Bunsen:
Oh, not at all.
My dear, you're just paranoid, simple as that.
Now, who's up for a daring game of cards?

Clifford:
Da' question is, is da' Dew scared?
Boy, do you think you're really up to it?
(Smirks)

Bunsen:
Nonesense, I'm sure fear has nothing on me.
I do to think that I am fit for it--mentally.
Mmm...anyone else?

Gonzo:
Count me in!
What are we betting on?
Bombs?
(Eyes widen up with glee)

Link:
Hmmm...

(They stare at Claudia)

Claudia:
What?...
ooohhh nooo...
I'm outta here.

I'm not gonna be some bet thing.
Coming?
(Looks to Sam)

Sam:
Hmph.
I'll do just about anything to get away from these nutcases.
Lead the way, little obnoxious girl...

Beaker:
(Comes back inside)
Meep?

Bunsen:
Join the fun, Beakie!
We're betting on Swill!
How dandy!

Beaker:
(Sighs and shrugs)
Meep.

 

[Katzi428]

Prairie:Kath...Kermit's supposed to be on TV twice tonight!
Yep..I know. You all set to watch him?
Rosita:Yeah.I think he'll do great! He's a very smart frog.So I think he'll do very well on Deal Or No Deal
Good thing Kermit will be on that cooking show instead of The Swedish Chef!
Prairie:Yeah....that would be a disaster!

 

[The Count]

Count: Not as big a mess as those Iron Chefs. But ah, such mealtime masterpieces they make.
UD: Some of those dishes are enough to make your stomach die from simply staring at them.
Me: Yeah, but it's always great fun. Come on guys, I think Claudia and Camilla will be joining us in a little while. You got the popcorn ready?
Count, counting the popped kernels: 54, 55, 56, 57, vhat? Yes, it's ready.
*Brings in the garlic salted fluffs.

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia:
(Hears her name)
Yup, I'm paranoid.

Camilla:
Brawk!

Claudia:
So I'm not?
I did hear correctly?

Camilla:
Brawk brawk...

Sam:
Hm, why not!
Better than hanging out with them.

Claudia:
(Frowns)
I love my nerds...
lay off.

(Carries Camilla giddily and peeks into Eddie's room)
Hey,
I got the marshmellows!
(Throws herself on the sofa)
We're gonnnaa crasshhh Eddiiieee'ssss roooooommm...
(Sings to herself)

Sam:
That popcorn certainly smells delicious.

Camilla:
Brawk!
(Pecks at the Marshmellow in Claudia's hand)

 

[Skeeter Muppet]

Kim: Oh, rats!
Boober: Where? (jumps up onto Tosh's bunk)
Tosh: (reading May Bird and the Ever After) D'you mind? I'm trying to read here.
Kim: Not literal rats, Boober. Figurative rats. As in, we missed the sign-up for the trip to Sesame Street this year.
Gillis: Well, you have been awfully busy at the library this week. You can't be faulted for being preoccupied with work.
Kim: I know, but we had a good trip last year-
Boober: Certain people's motion sickness not withstanding.
Gillis: (glares)
Kim: -and I know you guys were probably looking forward to seeing Betty Lou again.
Mimzy: Well, it's not the end of the world. We can find other stuff to do while everyone else is gone, right?
Kim: True, dat.

-Kim

 

[The Count]

Oh hey sis... Be back in a sec, have to talk to someone.
*Leaves.
Count: Popcorn anyone?
Uncle Deadly snatches a few kernels for himself and a few marshmallows for Batty.
Fatatatita curls up near the Count once he sits down to watch Kermit's appearances.

*Knock on Door #19.
Hey Kim... If you want to come with us to Sesame tomorrow, you're always welcome. The sign-up date was for everybody to know the trip was coming and to say whether they'd be joining us or not with a bit of time for them to prepare. So if you want to come, you're more than welcome, along with your roomies too of course. Hope that's OK, have a good night.

*Gets back to Room #1. So, what'd I miss?