Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[Skeeter Muppet]

Kim: Okay you guys, ready to head to the party?
Tosh: (dressed as a monster tamer, holding Beast's rope) Yup!
Boober: (mournfully, dressed like Sidebottom-like poltergeist and looking transparent) I don't like this...
Kim: Oh, cheer up and have a little fun for once Boober. Look on the bright side - you've got free reign to test buluviouses, or whatever passes for a buluvious for those of us that don't have them.
Boober: True... (grins, and makes the books on the shelf fall off one by one)
Gillis: (dressed as a phantom conductor, complete with a white powdered wig) Are you sure it was a wise idea to tell him that?
Kim: (shrugs) What's the harm? Besides, anything he knocks over he'll probably clean up, so both sides of him will be happy. And you, I must admit, are looking sharp Maestro.
Gillis: Better sharp than flat, eh?
Kim: Careful with the puns. Just 'cause you're dead doesn't mean they can be to.
Mimzy: (dressed in gauzy purple as a phantom) So what are you supposed to be, Kim?
Kim: Well, originally I was going to go as Nancy Drew. But then I decided to dress up as Molly Grue from The Last Unicorn instead.
Gillis: Because you never could have pulled off Almalthea.
Kim: Stifle it...

-Kim

OOC: Hooray, my 1500-th post!

 

[Erine81981]

Wizard Grover: *tries a spell*

Apprentice Murray: This is going to be fun. *jumping up and down*

*dressed as a cowboy riding an ostrich* Herry! Come back here!

Monstrous Herry: *laughs* Come and get me.

Monstrous skinny Bruce: *walking down the hall out the doors of the dorms*

*sees Bruce* Hey Bruce

Monstrous skinny Bruce: *looks around*

Don't look at me that way.

Monstrous skinny Bruce: *sighs and walks on*

This is getting crazy!

Oscar the Grouchkeeper: *pops up out of his trashcan* *laughs like the creptkeeper* How's things going?

Oscar? Is that you?

Oscar the Grouchkeeper: It's me. *laughs again*

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! *runs from the hallway to the outside of the dorms* This is going be one night i'm going to hate. Where's Bryan or anybody! *sits on the dorms steps and rocks back in forth*

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia:
(Giggles gleefully)
Hello Kyleeee!
Where are yah runnin'?
(Pulls on her thin mustache)

Don't make me tie you to a railroad track too, buddy!
I'm kidding.
Come on, I think the party is gonna start soon!
(Lifts him with some force to where he is able to stand at full height)

Bunsen:
Come you should, we have yet to get down with our bad selves!
I think I hear Thriller playing...

Do come along Kyle!

Be afraid not, none of this is ever purely real.
Yes, I suffer from multiple personalities tonight but I promise this will all go away. Of course, Claudia has experienced impulses to tie men down on her rairoad and force them to marry her. It is only a small Halloween phase---it'll pass.

(Smiles lightly)

Claudia:
(Rolls her eyes at him)
I was only joking.
Let's go! I still need to play that prank on Eddie....
(Smiles impishly)

Dr. Van Neuter:
Not with me around!

Beaker:
(Appears next to Kyle)
Mee mee mee.
Okmeep!

Claudia:
But I wanted to soak him with punch!
(Whines)

Dr. Van Neuter:
So immature!

Claudia:
Yeah you're right...
I should stick with severing his head.
(Takes her top hat into her hands)

Bunsen:
Ooo...
(Cringes)

Dr. Van Neuter:
And dunk Alex into acid?

Claudia:
I AM KIDDING!
MY GOSH!
I am not that sick.

Bunsen:
You owe me a dance when we get to this little party.



Or I'll kill you.

Claudia:
Yeah, same here.

(They laugh loudly)

 

[The Count]

*Hand hangs a sign saying "Party in Full Swing, Come at Your Own Risk" leading to the happenin' Halloween party.

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia:
(Groans)

Bunsen:
Beakie, how curious,
Your hair is on fire.
(Looks relaxed before he realizes exactly what that would mean)
Oh dear!
Beakie, stay still while I try to find that little bucket of yours!

Beaker:
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Claudia:
(Gets the marshmellows and tries to roast it over Beaker's burning hair)

Dr. Van Neuter:
(Laughs loudly)
Mulch and me use to do that soooo much!

Claudia:
Mmm...marshmellies.

 

[The Count]

Oh hey sis... Nice outfit, going for the Snidely Whiplash look? As for us, well, if you can hexcuse the pun, we happen to be the hosts with the most, the deaths of the party.
*UD gives a low chuckle.
So, when's Composta getting here Dr. Neuter? We definitely need some more souls to fill up the place with ghoulish glee and trick-or-treat trickery and erm, treatery. OK, forget that, just go on and enjoy the party.

*Bats pass out small plates with the horror d'euvers to anyone who wants to sample the finger food, though the fingers for food are mere breadsticks.

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia:
(Puts on a pouty look)
Yup.

Dr. Van Neuter:
My Composta!
(Gasps loudly)
Oh my sugarbooger!
Sweetie-pie!

Composta:
(Growls in response and wraps her muscular arms around him)
Rawr.

Dr. Van Neuter:
Honey, not in front of the dead!

Composta:
(Nods and bats her eyelashes)

Claudia:
So....you're supposed to be Bloody Mary?

Composta:
Mmmhmm! Grrrrrrrr!

Claudia:
Wow, you sure make a pretty one!

Dr. Van Neuter:
Isn't she a doll?
I swear. I don't know how I even have someone as gorgeous as you, puddin'!

Composta:
Awr...
(Smooches him)

Claudia:
Uh, Bunsen, will you uh...

Bunsen:
Why don't you?
I'm busy with my...Gs.

Claudia:
(Guides the ghostly lovebirds away)

Beaker:
Mee.
(Rolls eyes)

Bunsen:
You'd think they'd get tired of eachother...

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Storyteller: (biting into a truffle) Oh, no, I got raspberry juice on my clothes!
Erin: Well, that's why I chose raspberries as the filling for the eyeball truffles. They make good retinas.
Nora: (slurping up some punch) Has anyone gone through our haunted house yet?
Scooter: Yeah, a few groups just went through. One person needed smelling salts after seeing the canopic jars in the kitchen.
Beige: Must have been the macaroni brains, you know?
Erin: And I heard that we had the ghost of Therese DeFarge hanging around the guillotine in the hallway.
Storyteller: Nice touch.
Nora: I hope there's no one here named Evremonde, you know?
Beige: Are there any tombstone plots left?
Scooter: Just one with Jerry Juhl's name on it.

 

[redBoobergurl]

Beth: Boy all of our friends sure look great in their costumes don't they?
Red: I think we look pretty great too! (Dressed as a tribal mistress)
Mokey: We do indeed (dressed in a leafy type thing)
Abby *still as dark fairy*: I don't know if I want to be a normal fairy again, I kind of like this!
Beth: Well I think we celebrate into the weekend, I'm not sure, but I guess we'll see.

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Beaker:
(Suddenly takes the exotic Bethy to the dancefloor with a rose in his mouth--trying hard not to look transparent...get it? LOL!)
Meeee meee meee...
(Tips his bowler hat to her)

Claudia:
(Adjusts her monocle)

Bunsen:
(Sips on some tea)