Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[BeakerSqueedom]

[LOL at Beakerfan! HAHA! I'm sorry about Erin--hope things get better. Last night it felt like a war with my body...gosh..]

Beaker:
*Gasp*
Meee?...meee?....*Leaves the pressie at the door*
Well, I am flabbergasted! Simply wanting to give her a gift and she casts me aside like an old flask!

Claudia:
Beaker....you talked!

Bunsen:
I thought I was hearing things...

Beaker:
Um...oh dear.
*Looks to the floor*
MEEEMEEEMEEEMEEEMEEE!
*Whips out forgetful ray*

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(Last night))

Dr. Van Neuter:
Sweetheart, stay with me, k?
Don't you leave yet.

Bunsen:
Her brain waves are erratic. She's going into a spasm!
We're losing her!

Dr. Van Neuter:
Claudia, sweetie please!

Beaker:
Meee! MEEMEEE!
*Pats her head*

Claudia:
*Starts screaming and accidently punches Beaker through the wall*

Beaker:
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
*Flies to the next room*

Bunsen:
Oh, do something!
*Mixes natural ingredients in a bowl*
I am not too sure what this will achieve but I can't think of what else to do.
Oh...I despise being of no help!

Dr. Van Neuter:
Here sweetie...drink up!

Claudia:
*Blacks out*

Bunsen:
*Gasps*
Is she--gone?

Dr. Van Neuter:
Course not, smart one.
Gosh, what is this a soap opera?
She did not even drink it!
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(Morning)

Claudia:
I'm glad that's over. It was so horrible!
I only get sick when under pressure...

Bunsen:
OH! You're alright!
*Uncharacteristically hugs her*
Oh! I thought you were not to make it!

Claudia:
>_> GET OFF OF ME WIERDO!

Dr. Van Neuter:
Make that three!
*Hugs her*

Beaker:
*Hugs her*

Claudia:
I should go into spasms often.
Ok, bad joke.

 

[Gloat]

*Adam is drinking coffee at the table, while Boppity and Gloat are playing with the bean bags*

Adam: dont displace those too much, they're for your own safety

Gloat: Safety? We're not gonna kill ourselves *runs head first into the wall with no bean bags and knocks himself out*

Adam: No, but you'll come close

Boppity: *blinks* how much did all these bean bags cost?

Adam: A bit, but not as much as the vets bills if we didnt have them

Boppity: *sits on Adams lap* can we go to the park?

Adam: .... ok, i bought a new ball though, so no eating it! *carries him and Gloat out with a ball*

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia:
I feel energetic, too bad there isn't a museum nearby.
*Frowns*

Bunsen:
What a shame.

Claudia:
Be right back!

Bunsen:
Where are you off to now?

Claudia:
Nowhere...*Creeps into the time machine*

Bunsen:
You should say what you mean and mean what you say.

Claudia:
Ok!
*Gets into the time machine and marks her destination*

Bunsen:
Claudia, what was that noise?
*Turns around and sees the light flicker*
Oh, poo.

Beaker:
Meep?

Dr. Van Neuter:
Again?

Bunsen:
Yes, again. This time she went to...

Dr. Van Neuter:
She went to the next century!

Bunsen:
Time to go on a time trip.
Beaker, make sure no one gets through that
door.

Beaker:
Meeep!


Bunsen:
Oh, when you get the chance...
could you kindly vaccuum?

Beaker:
Meesheesh.

 

[anytimepally]

*The Two-Headed Monster enters the dorms.. (note: to differentiate between the two heads, I'm going to call them Frank & Stein, as that's what muppetwiki says their names are.. I'm assuming Jerry's head is Frank and Richard's is Stein, but if I'm wrong, let me know!)

Frank: Is humunga!
Stein: Wazza isa?
Frank: Home.
Stein: Hhhooomme?
Frank: Isa livinin.
Stein: Ohhh! Isa livinin!
Don Music: (already in the lobby.. knocking his head aginst the reception desk) Why me, Ludwig? Why Me?
Sal Minella: (bursting through the front door of the dorms) ALL RIGHT! MAKE WAY FOR THE ONE, THE ONLY - JOHNNY FIAMA. GET OUTTA THE WAY! (pushes Don's luggage off to the side.. most of it scatters all over the floor)
Johnny Fiama: (entering) Ah, it's good to be back.. you coming, Randall?

(a few moments pass before I enter, carrying my luggage and Johnny's)

Randall: Johnny, why am I carrying all your stuff?
Johnny: You kept complaining that Sal shouldn't have to carry everything....
Sal: Yeah, yeah that was really nice of ya!
The Two-Headed Monster: (helping me with Johnny's bags) Weeza hepinin! Hep, hep, hep, hep..
Don: (sighing) I want my own room...

 

[Beakerfan]

Alex: Is that..... RANDALL? *looks down the hall*
Sweetums: *looks down the hall* Who's Randall?
Alex: Just another one of the dormies. He rooms with Johnny Fiama and Sal Manilla. I don't know who else is staying with him this year.
Bean: *looks down the hall* What is THAT? *points to the Two-Headed Monster*
Alex: I don't know.....
Elmo: *looks down the hall*
Alex: *goes back inside*
Bean: *goes back inside*
Sweetums: *goes back inside and shuts the door*
Elmo: *gets locked out with his hand stuck in the door* Helllooooo? Elmo is stuck! Helllloooooo? Elmo would like some help!
Sweetums: *quickly opens the door back up* Little Buddy! *scoops Elmo up and brings him inside*

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Beaker:
*Checks his time*
Meep, meep meep...
*Locks the door and strolls down the hall and hears Randall and co.*
Mee?

---

Dr. Van Neuter:
I am like such an idiot!
Mulch reads better than I do..
dumb glasses.

Bunsen:
What are you implying?

Dr. Van Neuter:
I misread the time machine.
She's two centuries ahead of us!

Bunsen:
*Groans*
I wonder how Beaker is doing...
Ooohh...

---

Claudia:
So, you're my alter ego and you were created by my great great grandson?

Cbot12:
Yes, less hyperactive and more useful.
*Puts on a stonelike expression*

Claudia:
Hey, robot, humans created you, k?
Don't say I ain't useful--did I just say ain't?

Cbot12:I've an extensive vocabulary as well.
I'm even flaw free. See how attractive I am?

Claudia:
*Feels uncomfortable*
Excuse me? Well yah..you do lack the oversized nose..have more thicker hair...are--Hey...I am smart! I'm not that dumb...I got into college at a young age!

Cbot12:
Your primitive education is not valid in this era.
You'd have an I.Q that is below average here.

Claudia:
I'll have you know I have the I.Q of over 1-

Cbot12:
I have all your memories.

Claudia:
Oh good, so you should know
everything about me!

If you call me dumb then you're dumb!


Cbot12:
I suppose you are calling yourself dumb when you create such a comeback as well.

Claudia:
*Reddens*
Er....I feel ashamed.

Cbot12:
I do not generate sympathy.
I understand you to have a dislike for it too.

Claudia:
Yeah. Thanks. I hate it.
I don't like the future...it smells like toast.

Cbot12:
Nicolas-Cesario mentioned that too.

Claudia:
I can only imagine the length of my great great grandson's name.
*Shakes head*

Cbot12:
It is ridiculously long to humanoids.

Claudia:
You know, you're too serious.

Cbot12:
I am a robot...

Claudia:
Oh yeah!
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Bunsen:
Alrighty then, here we go.
*Marks the time in his control*

Dr. Van Neuter:
This is awesome. I thought the future was to end up in ruins!

Bunsen:
Hmm, me too!

---

Claudia:
WHAT?

Cbot12:
Nicolas is hounded by the Galactic Federation...
I suggest you hide under a pretolafia

Claudia:
What the heck is that?
Ok, I don't like it here AT ALL!

Cbot12:
Not my fault you decided to
trick your friends by coming here.

Claudia:
*Imitates* Nyehenyeh!

 

[The Count]

Silly Claudia... If she wanted to go to a museum, she could've gone to the Mallory Gallery.
UD, groaning slightly: Shall we go fetch her?
Eh... It can wait, we've fanfics to get to and read and review.
UD, eyes widening: Fanfic?
Count: Yes... 5 fabulous fictional stories have been updated today!
*All hurry over to the reading room.

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

*They come back to 2007*

Dr. Van Neuter:
Gang way!

Bunsen:
Oh, Claudia, I will personally send you to Heaven after this!
This is something I did not expect! *Tries to shut off the time machine by pressing the button on his remote*

Claudia:
I did not know them fancy galactic peoples were
after my great great great great grandson!

*All three running out (screaming from the top of their lungs) of the dorms with secret service chasing them with electric shockie sticks*

Beaker:
*Shakes head*

*Teleports them back to their rightful time*

Meesheesh. Wierdosmeemee!

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*Back in the saftey of the dorms*

Claudia:
Thanks Beaker. *Coughs out black smoke*

Dr. Van Neuter:
*tries to strangle Claudia*
Like, are you dumb?
Don't ever do that again!

Claudia:
I'M SORRY! EEEEEEE!
*Runs*

Bunsen:
How I'd like to join in but I prefer the leisure of lying in bed, thank you.

Beaker:
Wierdosmeep.

*Audience laugh*

Claudia:
Look! I won't do that anymore!

Dr. Van Neuter:
SAY THAT TO MY BRUISES!
They HURT! Like OUCH!


Claudia:
AIIIIEEEEEEEEEE!

 

[The Count]

*Sighs... Do I want to surround myself with the ease of little bats duely dressed for their distinct delights? Or fill up the coffures with all manner of scary spook, and if so, will I have enough to reach that magical milestone of a milennium? Oh well, guess I'll just tinker with the ones that I know for sure I sorta maybe wanna have. Maybe Claudia or Prawny or Beth will have something to say on the matter.
*Curls up with a glass of milk in the comfiture of his favorite armchair.

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia:
*Rushes into Eddie's room and closes the door*

K, what I think is that, you do what you really really want. I will not go into specifics or that'll ruin your secretive plans! Do what you think would be fun!
A good story is made with a a big imagination. Characters are creations that a person enjoys creating--observe just what you want!



*Catiously opens the door and takes a peek*

K, he's gone!
THANKS!

*Rushes off*

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Dr. Van Neuter:
*Scratches head*
I just wanted to ask her for some band-aids.