Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[Gloat]

*Boppity and Gloat run in to Claudia's room*

Boppity: Bunsen! We need you!

*They grab Bunsen by the arms and legs and takes him into their room*

Gloat: We got a problem, and our lives depend on this, Adam will kill us if he knew what we did!

Boppity: We... we.... *faints and falls backwards onto the floor

Gloat: *stares at him for a few seconds* .... We broke the coffee machine! And i want espresso! *points to it, its in pieces all over the floor*

 

[redBoobergurl]

Beth: Hey girls, Kim's going to be gone for a few days so I said we could check on her roomies
Mokey: Oh...really? She lives with Gillis, Tosh and Boober right?
Beth: As if you didn't all ready know that. Yes, and the Beast too.
Red: I don't mind popping down there. *in teasing tone* How about you Mokey?
Mokey: Oh, I don't mind *blushes slightly*
Beth: You guys are weird. Come on Abby, let's get you to class
Abby: Ok! I'm so excited to be back in school!

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

*Boppity and Gloat run in to Claudia's room*

Boppity: Bunsen! We need you!

*They grab Bunsen by the arms and legs and takes him into their room*

Gloat: We got a problem, and our lives depend on this, Adam will kill us if he knew what we did!

Boppity: We... we.... *faints and falls backwards onto the floor

Gloat: *stares at him for a few seconds* .... We broke the coffee machine! And i want espresso! *points to it, its in pieces all over the floor*

Bunsen:
Oh? Claudia, are those your hands?

Claudia:
No, why?
*Doing a report*

Bunsen:
Because...*Dragged away*

Claudia:
Yes?

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Bunsen:
Boys! Calm down. What might the problem be?
Oh? A broken coffee machine?
*Chuckles*
Expresso you say?
Claudia makes a mean expresso--
*Teleports her to the room*

Claudia:
BUNSEN! WHERE ARE YOU? MY BUNNIE HAS GONE MISSING!
NOO--noo-no....oh...

Bunsen:
You do care.
*Starts fixing the coffee maker*
Once I'm done fixing up the Coffee maker for these gentlemen...
will you kindly make them an expresso?

Claudia:
Sure!
Just for the caring thing..
SORTA...KINDA...

Bunsen:
You keep telling yourself that.
*Chuckles*

Claudia:
Aw, Gloat...Bobbity...I doubt Adam would be a grouch. He'd understand!
*Pats them*

 

[Gloat]

Gloat: Not when he's finds out we were using it as a cricket ball

Boppity: *wakes* Are we dead yet?

Gloat: No, but Adam ain't here yet

Boppity: *faints again*

Gloat: Please hurry! He only went looking for the CDs we hid.... again!

 

[redBoobergurl]

*Mokey and Red go to room 19 to see how Kim's roomies are doing without her*
Mokey: Hello? Anyone here?
Boober: Who's out there? If you're some germ infested stranger, go away
Red: *barging in* Boober, it's just us silly
Boober: Oh. Hi Red, Hi Mokey
Mokey: Hi Boober, um, hi Maestro
Gillis: Hello yourself
Red *rolling her eyes* Hey Tosh, how's it going?
Tosh: Oh good, I miss Kim though
Red: She'll be back soon, just three days right?
Tosh: Yeah
Mokey: So..
Boober: Yeah...
Gillis: Right...
Red: Um, Mokey, remember we were supposed to come up here for a reason?
Mokey: Oh yeah! Beth said you're all welcome to join us for dinner.
Boober: Well I was going to cook some radish stew...
Red: We're going out to Everybody Eats
Boober: Oh, ok, sounds good
Tosh: Yeah, that sounds nice
Gillis: Thanks for the invite
Red: We'll see you all later
Mokey: Bye *they leave the room*
Red: You're such a girl when we get around these boy Fraggles
Mokey: Oh and you don't blush whenever someone says Gobo's name?
Red: Stop it! *blushes*
Mokey: See!
*they continue to tease each other as they head back to room 3*

 

[Beakerfan]

Alex: *walks into the doorms, smoke wafting off of her back and shoulders*
Bean: Oh hi Alex! How was the wedding? It was in your backyard wasn't it?
Alex: It was really nice! I felt bad for my cousin, because her dad didn't get there until after the ceremony, but I guess she wanted her mom to walk her down anyway, so it worked out.
Bean: Did you know alot of people there?
Alex: I knew quite a few of them. It was mostly the two families, and some of the bride & grooms friends. Oh, and some relatives from Texas.
Sweetums: Whoa. Your back is smoking!
Alex: *gives Sweetums a weird look*
Sweetums: No, really!
Bean: *begins fanning Alex's back*
Alex: *attempts to look at her back* Oh. THAT. I was wearing this really pretty green dress yesterday. It's backless and has a halter top. And because the wedding was outside I got burnt extra-crispy. It hurts pretty bad.
Elmo: Awww, Elmo is sorry about that! Here, Elmo will kiss it and make it feel better, ok? *kisses Alex's back*
Alex: Owowowowow! I don't think that's going to work this time, Elmo.

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Erin: (on phone) Okay, right...fine, then. (gets off phone) Guys, the banned book reading is on for Oct. 1, at noon in front of the Nelson Square train station.
Nora: What are you going to read? I'm not sure what I'm going to read yet.
Erin: I'm doing "Wrinkle in Time;" if anyone else is interested, I've got the Potter books on my shelf in the back, and some other works...
Scooter: I'll take the fifth book. (looking up) I hear someone screaming...it's Alex, and it sounds like she's in some kind of pain.
Storyteller: Don't fret, she's just got a sunburn.
Beige: Don't fret? But she's got every reason to! I mean, think of all the repercussions that a sunburn could have...
Storyteller: True. (gets on phone) Alex, put some aloe vera on that and you'll be fine.

 

[The Count]

Hmmm.. Sounds like there'll be a book reading on October the 1st.
UD: Ah, how delicious... May we go?
Sure... Though make sure the bonfire doesn't catch any of the books unintentionally.
UD: Bonfire?
Yes... Do you not know what date the reading will take place on?
UD: October 1st?
Yes... And what does that date mean?
UD, seeing a twinkle light up in the Count's eyes, gets a faint idea: You mean...
Yes, the first day of the season of scaring! So you know the town will be amply and appropriately decorated by then, starting to show the vestages of our batty bretherend, spooky sisters, and all manner of creepy colleagues.
UD, looking forward to the reading with greater relish: Then we will definitely have to make sure no fires catch the spell books' pages.
Me: *Inwardly, knew he'd see it our way.

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Gloat: Not when he's finds out we were using it as a cricket ball

Boppity: *wakes* Are we dead yet?

Gloat: No, but Adam ain't here yet

Boppity: *faints again*

Gloat: Please hurry! He only went looking for the CDs we hid.... again!

Bunsen:
Thanks to this sturdy device, I succeeded in piecing this back together!
Adam won't know what hit him--or the floor. Tsstsss...

Claudia:
*Makes expresso*
Just wait a bit, boys.
Now it is time for us to go.

Bunsen:
Yes.

*They leave hurriedly*

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

As they rush out they manage to catch Sweetum's comment. They make the most hilarious faces and look at eachother almost horrified. Bunsen gulps while Claudia looks panic striken.

Claudia:
Sweetums and Alex?

Bunsen:
Alex and Sweetums?

Beaker:
Meep?

He looks wide eyed with terror and presses his hand against his mouth
in shock. The three pace about in worry.

Claudia:
That-t-t....wow...

Bunsen:
I am speechless...

Beaker:
*Sniffles*
Meeeee?

Claudia:
Awww! Oh no Beaker! I think
we heard wrong!

Bunsen:
I'd like to think the contrary...

Beaker:
*Whips out a handkerchief and blows on it*

Claudia:
Ohhhh....*Huggles Beaker*

---

Dr. Van Neuter:
Why the long face, Beaker?

Beaker:
Meeemeeemeee! Meeemeeee!
MEEEMEEEMEEEEE!

Dr. Van Neuter:
Um...she had a sun burn....

Claudia:
Oh! She did? *Blushes*
I thought her and Sweetums were...

Bunsen:
Akward...

Beaker:
*Dances around the room*

Claudia:
Gee, you sure are happy.

Beaker:
*Rushes to leave a pressie at Alex's door*
Meep!

---

Claudia:
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Bunsen:
I suspect him...oh wow.

Claudia:
Oh wow is right!
He thinks Alex is cute!

Bunsen:
Well, she is.

Claudia:
AWWW!

Bunsen:
Now, I may just have something to
tease him about.

Claudia:
That's mean.

Bunsen:
He'd be more willing to be tested on though.

Claudia:
*Rolls eyes*