Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: *Humming as she turns on the vaccum cleaner* *Picks up a piece of a flask glass as well as a pair of googles* Good thing they are outside...

*Door opens*

Claudia: *Turns to the door threateningly* *Sticks out rainbow vacuum cleaner pipe thing* I WAS A SECOND YELLOW BELT SO BACK OFF! D:

Beaker: *Sucked tight on the sucker* MEEEMEEEEMEEEEE!

Claudia: BEAKER! OH MY GOSH! BEEAAKER! *Turns it off*

Bunsen: *Hand to mouth* Oh dear.

Claudia: *Unsticks Beaker* *Huggles to death* SORRY SORRY!

Beaker: MEEEMEEEEEEEEEMEEEE *Shaking* MEEEE!

Bunsen: You are overly paranoid Miss Claudia...you even scream when there is a little bug.

Claudia: Well, they are WIERD D: LIKE EW! *Cradling a traumatized Beaker*

Bunsen: *Pats her on the back before getting the vacuum* Do not worry yourself. He will be just fine, afterall, he has been through worse. He is a tough lad!

Beaker: M-mee-meee

Claudia: Sorry Beakie!

 

[MartyMuppets]

Big Bird: Oh! Hi there, Mr. Bubble Gum (innocently mispronouncing the name)! I know you've been sad with your friend missing and all. So, the Birdkateers and I got together and made you a new friend. (holds up a man made of things out of the garden: body, legs and arms made of sticks/twigs, a head made from a pinecone, and glued to the pinecone are acorn eyes and a walnut nose, various flowers for "hair"; there is also a "bowtie" made of leaves.) We named him Artie, but you can change it if you want. I hope you like it!

Bill: Why thank you Big Bird. It's so beautiful. And I really love all the flowers for hair, the cute acorn eyes and the walnut for a nose. You all did such a wonderful job putting all the bits and pieces together. And how clever to use a pinecone for the head. He is very special indeed. The leaves for a bowtie are a perfect finishing touch.
Artie eh? I think I like that name. Artie he shall be. Marty would love him too. (Sigh) I hope he comes back one day. Be sure to say thank you to all the Birdkateers for me also.
(blows a few thank you bubbles)
Bill: Would you like a box of yummy birdseed? I always have some spare boxes of it lying around in case nice friendly birds like you come to call.
(Big Bird says yes indeed so he waits outside in the hall while Bill enters leaving the door open, places Artie on the kitchen table and goes to the cupboard to get the birdseed)

Voice: Biiiilll. Get awaaaay. Quickly. Ruuunuuunnnn.
(Before Bill has time to react he suddenly vanishes in a blink of an eye. Big Bird watching through the open door is terrified and goes running off back to his own dorm as fast as he can. What has become of Marty and Bill?)

 

[MartyMuppets]

(Bill finds himself inside what looks like a dank, dark cave but light is shining brightly from a piece of crystal held by a hideous woman with a fang protruding from her mouth. Marty is standing nearby)

Bill: Marty! Where are we? (pointing to strange woman) And who is that?
Marty: I am afraid Bill that is Taminella the Witch who appears in Kermit the Frog's classic television special "The Frog Prince". At the end of the show Kermit and all the other frogs help Robin to defeat her by getting her to drop her cane breaking the ball in the handle of it, thereby destroying her power.

Taminella: Correct. And stripped of my powers I was transformed into a bird. But I have found a way to get new power and I'm achieving my goal.

Bill: What are you doing?

Taminella: I discovered this magic crystal that transported me to this parallel inter-dimensional realm. Here I can resume my original form. But to regain my full powers and be able to no longer be a bird in the physical realm I need to kidnap people and bring them here. With each new person I capture the magic of this crystal gives me new evil powers. Every few days when the crystal recharges I get somebody new and feel myself getting strong again.

Bill: So Marty. It really was you I heard calling out to me sometimes.
Marty: Yes Bill. And when I realized she intended to get you also I tried to warn you. But she was too quick.
Bill: So what do you intend to do with us?

Taminella: Why you'll stay here forever of course. Cackle. Along with all the others I shall go on to capture. I think I might start collecting those people who live in that room you with the curly hair and glasses had been visiting. Starting with that lady you called Beth.

Marty: (aghast) No! You leave my friend Beth alone!

(Taminella is laughing uproariously with her head thrown back when Bill quickly leaps up upon her and starts blowing bubbles in her face.)
Taminella: Aaaaaaauuuuuggghhhh!
(Marty takes the cue and snatches the crystal out of her hands. He smashes it as hard as he can against the rock wall while Bill keeps blowing bubbles in Taminella's eyes while she tries to throw him off her. Marty keeps on smashing until the crystal shatters)

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: I'm exactly where you want me you know! *Singing*

Bunsen: You are? Oh good! Now step into the machi-

Claudia: I was singing Bunnie.

Bunsen: *snaps fingers*

Beaker: Mee. >_>

Claudia: I feel romantic so perhaps I'll write up a new chapter.

Bunsen: *Takes out a red liquid in a flask* We have just the thing for finding that perfect soulmate. In fact the moment you drink this you-

Claudia: Start becoming a Harry Potter wizard rather than a Scientist. PUH-LEASE Bunnie...not even Albert E. could figure out how love starts but rather he said it as "foolish to make science out of something as phenomenal as love." or something of the sort. I do not remember.

Bunsen: Oh poo, I wanted to test it.

Beaker: Meeemeee.

Claudia: *Walks out giddily*

 

[Erine81981]

A letter comes in for Ed

Hey Ed.
Me and the Monsters and the grouch have been staying over at my parents house and are doing fine. Sorry we haven't been around lately. My cousin is doing alright that is of now there are still some stuff that we don't know of at the moment. But things are fine here and the monsters are having fun getting to play with my neices and friends. Oscar is really enjoying himself (Just don't let him hear that from me) But wanted to let everyone know here that we are doing fine. Thanks for all the nice things being said about my cousin. Talk to ya'll later.

Sincerty your friends,
Kyle, Grover, Herry, Murray, Maurice and Oscar.

(Our internet is down so just to let ya'll know hope to be back soon)

 

[The Count]

Mmm... A letter from Kyle. *Reads it. Good to know he's doing fine. He'll have to catch the new episodes of MopFam on repeat or maybe someone's taping them for him. Oh well, plenty to keep busy around here.
*Moves off to tend to a few errands.

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

*Comes back in*

Claudia: *Sits between Bunsen and Beaker on the couch* Why do I not smell a burning Beaker or see an ash filled Bunsen? *Eyes wide*

Bunsen & Beaker: *Twidling their fingers*

Claudia: Ok, who are you and what have you guys done to my nerds?

Beaker: *Drinking Coffee* Meemee

Claudia: Bored?

Bunsen: Just a tinsy bit.

Claudia: Er...wanna go shop?

Beaker: *Gasps happily* Meeemeee!

Claudia: I did not know you had a feminime side...

Bunsen: He doesn't. It's just that--the only thing we have to wear are our lab coats.

Claudia: Psh...let's get you some real clothes.

*They all go out of the building and into the car*

 

[ZootyCutie]

*wearing a viking helmet* I now bring this meeting of the 'Friendternal Helmet Wearers' to order!

*cut to other part of room. Janice has a fireman's hat, Dr. Teeth has a football hemet, Zoot has a British police officer hat, and Lips has a Samurai helmet.*

Now, let us sing the club's song.

Maddie: Singing,
All: Ever and more, ever and more, ever and more!
Maddie: Singing,
All: Ever and more, ever and more, ever and more!
Maddie: Singing,
All: Ever and more, ever and more, ever and more!

Good, good. Now, the main reason for the meeting, not only because it's the first one, but also we need a club handshake. Dr. Teeth, come help me with it.

Dr. Teeth: Sure thing.

Watch and observe.

*Maddie and Dr. Teeth do some strange wiggling moves with their hand on their hips.*

Okay, you guys practice that. I'm gonna get some water.

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Nora: So Amanda's doing an art project?
MN: Yeah, she's looking for art or photos related to or depicting Richard. It's going to be a present for Jane.
Storyteller: Oh, how nice.
MN: Yeah, she asked me to pass it along to everyone - I stuck a nice big notice about it up in the fiction and art thread.

(up in heaven)

R: By any chance, did I hear my niece's name come up in the conversation?

MN: You did. You probably know this by now, Richard, but Amanda's putting together a project for your mother, and she's asked us if we could help somehow.

R: I did hear about that, and I think my mother would love it.

Storyteller: I hear she's been through a bit lately...by the way, Erin, have you come up with a name for that dragon yet?
MN: Well, truth be told, I'm kinda considering Del at the moment.

R: Please, for the love of all that is good and sacred, don't choose Rita.
JH: Or Elmo.

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

*Back*

Claudia: I love the clothes you bought! XD *Takes out from bag a tux for special occasions*

Bunsen: I do have good taste. I don't sound very modest do I? *Chuckles*

Beaker: *Hanging his new clothes in the closet* Meeemee

Claudia: They make you look unusually swank.

Bunsen: *hangs his clothes* Too bad you bought nothing for yourself.

Claudia: Tight budget.

Bunsen: I see.

*They do the nightly basics*

*Later*

Claudia: *Giggle giggle*

Bunsen: *Polishes glasses*

Claudia: Bunnie, why do you not have eyes?

Bunsen: They are there...if not I would not be able to see you so vividly.

Beaker: Meeemeemomwee

Bunsen: Hush you.

Claudia: *Gigglesnort* *Snuggles into bed* *Giggles constantly*

Bunsen: *Goes and pokes her in the stomach* You sound like a little girl Miss Claudia..do grow up.

Beaker: Meeemeee *Next to Bunsen*

Claudia: NEVERRR! *Pounces on them randomly*

Beaker: *Screaming*

Bunsen: See?

Claudia: *Huggles them tightly* MY NERDS ARE AWESOME!

Bunsen: Beakie, you were supposed to see that she did not steal the cookie from the cookie jar. *Whispers*

Beaker: *Shakes head*