Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[The Count]

Meanwhile...

Skull #4: "Congratulations.
You got me out of there quick.
And me thinks it was somewhat of a trick.
But you have me now and I will tell.
The clue that shall ring like a bell.
To find Skull #5.
I tell you this, no jest nor jive.
Return to the dorms now in the night.
And listen closely to the fear and fright.
For you shall hear soft and light.
The classic music, known of the night.
The skull's hid with a mournful note.
Be sure to be discrete when with it you tote.
To find Skull #5 will be a task.
Search for the seat of the opera mask.
The skull's there, with some musical types.
Tucked away, gurgling in the pipes."

 

[Erine81981]

Meanwhile...

Skull #4: "Congratulations.
You got me out of there quick.
And me thinks it was somewhat of a trick.
But you have me now and I will tell.
The clue that shall ring like a bell.
To find Skull #5.
I tell you this, no jest nor jive.
Return to the dorms now in the night.
And listen closely to the fear and fright.
For you shall hear soft and light.
The classic music, known of the night.
The skull's hid with a mournful note.
Be sure to be discrete when with it you tote.
To find Skull #5 will be a task.
Search for the seat of the opera mask.
The skull's there, with some musical types.
Tucked away, gurgling in the pipes."

Thank you very much. Come on Grover.

Grover: You know that wasn't very nice Kyle.

I know. Its just a prank. Nothing to hurt by playing a prank on someone to get mad from. Here hold on to this. *throws to Grover*

Grover: *catches* This thing is not what I wanted to hold.

Grover its ok. He's not...you are a he right? Ok he's not going to harm you in any way. Come on to the orgen in the 2nd floor common room.

Grover:*shivers* Ok but I'm not going to like it one bit.

 

[The Count]

Skull #4: Yes, I'm a male skull. Most of us are, though I think this next one's female. Don't worry Grover, I won't eat you, not like my cousin Yorick from Sam & Friends. Uh Mr. Kyle, don't you mean the organ in the 3rd Floor Common Room?"

 

[JaniceFerSure]

Floyd: *working on his Heart is a Lonely Hunter paper for Lit.* Have fun finding that next skull Kyle(nice avatar).


JFS: Go Kyle.Go Kyle. I'll leave the hunting to you guys. The only time I played scavenger hunt as a kid,was just to find a magic marker,lol. Very creative poems Count and Mokey,glad to see you've changed back to yourself. *writing report on the movie Fame & its influences.*

Dr. Teeth: <Goes to the 3rd floor common room organ> *sees skull #5 & takes it*

 

[The Count]

Mokey: "Hi JFS, hope you have a nice day here in the dorms. Thought you'd join in the hunt, but it's OK."
*Spots Dr. Teeth coming back with Skull #5 in his hands.
Mokey: "Oh, well, guess it's time for another skull to speak."

Skull #5 (in female voice): "Congratulations.
You plucked me out of my bed.
Where musical tones of doom I was fed.
But now I'll tell you quick.
The clue you'll need for Skull #6.
Leave the dorms behind.
As the next skull you try to find.
Journey forth to the campus fair.
And look for the Student Center there.
In the basement offices of root.
Amidst the ashes and soot.
Breathe in the fire.
Before you decide to retire.
For this quest to go on.
You must brave the wrath of the demon.
Inside this fiery oven of stone.
You'll find the skull to own.
But if this clue doesn't make sense.
Then remember as you fumble through the incense.
Look for the Look for the home of our dorms' elevators.
So to the others you can say "See You Later!""

 

[G-MAN]

(from afound the corner)
Me:Boy, I'm glad they got a few, I was beginning to feel guilty hoarding them all.
Rizzo:Yeah, well why they worry about the incense at that local fair, lets head down to the basement and beat the others to the punch. Hey why is Skull #3 chewing on me? And since when was Skull #3 purple... Uh oh!
Me:See you later Rizzo! Ahhhhhhhhh!
"Skull #3"/Yorick:Yum yum yum.

(Meanwhile, pardon me count from stealing your bit, the real Skull #3 still sits)
Skull #3:Well at least I'm no longer in that witches pot. (looks up at Sam) Hey what are you staring at baldy.

 

[The Count]

Mokey: "Hope you find Skull #6 at the Student Center G-Man. Hmmm, you left #3 at Sam's room? Thought you had a neat little trick-or-treat bag for carrying the skulls you found during the hunt. Oh well, I'll just take it and give it to you when you come back to the dorms."

 

[G-MAN]

Me:Thanks Mokey, (reaches into furnace with oven mitts and pulls out Skull #6) by the way, hows Rizzo doing? I feel sort of guilty about leaving him on the 3rd floor to get eaten.

 

[The Count]

Mokey: "Think he'll be fine, Yorick started munching on the floating candles instead."
*Hands Skull #3 to G-Man.
Mokey: "Here you go, it's time for #6 to rattle off his rhyme."

Skull #6: "Congratulations.
You pulled me out of that awful fire.
And just before I would've expired.
Now it's time for my tellin'
'Bout the location of Skull #7.
Move now to the science class.
Away from the machines and window glass.
You've got to think lightning fast.
And avoid the stormy blast.
The skull's there sitting like a queen.
Atop that confounded machine.
Think of what happens when the King of Counting counts.
No matter the item, no matter the amounts.
You must program this You must program this weather contraption.
To release its own electric distraction.
Only then, though you might know.
If you watched that MST3K show.
Atop the machinery is a clockwork heaven.
And fright inside, is Skull #7."

 

[G-MAN]

Me:Oh crap, I've never watched Mystery Science Theater 3000, have you Rizzo?
Rizzo: (comes in with his arm in a cast) I think so, follow me. (they head off to the science lab)