Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[JaniceFerSure]

Floyd: Boy,the hunt is getting kinda creepy,but we must persue to the alley in the back of the dorms. We need to take enough milk & bowls for a lot of cats(13 I'm thinking),and the skull is hidden inside one of the trash cans. Shall we go Dr. Teeth?

Dr. Teeth: Ready when you are. Thanks skull for your poem & thanks Mokey.

<putting on jackets & looking in the common room refrigerator>

Floyd: Uh-oh, we need to buy milk. There won't be enough here for the people in the dorms if we take it all.

Dr. Teeth: Right,to the store first,then to the alley.

<They head out to the food store>

 

[The Count]

Mokey: "Hey guys, I think your math is a bit off. Think about it, why did Skull #9 decide to hide with the black cats? How many lives does a cat have? Well, that's how many cats there'll be caterwauling around the trashcans out in the alleys behind the dormhouse. Hope you guys have luck finding that skull."
*Mokey leaves the spider in a corner near its cobweb, and then goes back to the garden.

 

[G-MAN]

(at the food store)
Me: (posing as an inspector) I'm sorry but this milk is no good, we'll need to recall and send some new supplies later, just put them in my truck.
Pimply Faced Teen Clerk:I'm sorry but we'll need some credentials.
Me:Oh trust me, I'm a man of my word.
PFTC:Ok, come on guys lets get to work on the loading!
Me: (ala Mr. Burns) Excellent.

 

[JaniceFerSure]

Dr. Teeth: Hey Count said we did our math wrong,I thought it meant lives too. I hope that it doesn't mean #9 times 9,that would be a lot of meowing going on. Uh oh,more milk and bowls,we have to go back to the store just in case that is the case.

<returning from the store>

<Dr. Teeth and Floyd grab plastic bowls, putting them in a big bag and the multi-gallons of milk and leave out to the back dorm alley>

Floyd: We're going to feed the kitties and then look for the right trash can.Dig?

Dr. Teeth: <putting out all of the bowls and filling each to the brim with milk>

*cats begin to scurry out from behind the trash cans and start lapping up the milk*

Floyd: Now's our chance. <They rumage through all of the trash cans,finding the #9 skull & tucking it away from the cats into their knapsack>

Dr. Teeth: I'm going to refill the bowls, just in case that wasn't enough for us to make a safe get away. Those cats will be well fed for awhile,that's for sure.

(they return to the dorm room for a quick shower)

 

[G-MAN]

Rizzo: (back in dorm room) Gee, I wonder where Gererd is?
Me: (in traffic jam, honking horn of "milk truck") Come on, I need to to get back to the college dorms!

 

[Erine81981]

One cat looked familer dressed in black....

(thanks G-Man hope I didn't seem to rude about that and if I did sorry too)


Certain Cat: Hey! I didn't order any milk. I need my lasagna! NOW! *taps foot*

Grover: They beat us to it as well.

Its our luck.

Grover: Uh Kyle if you haven't noticed we're serarounded by 8 and a half black cats.

*looks up* I see. Uh I wonder whats taking so long w/ the 9th skull doin......AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! RUUUUUUUN!!!!

*runs from all 8 cats while the other one eats his lasagna*

 

[The Count]

Mokey: "Uh guys, one thing you should remember is that the Count is currently indisposed. I'm your host for the whole scavenger hunt, at least until you unlock the treasure at the very end. Oh well, time for another rhyme."

Skull #9: "Congratulations.
You certainly picked your time.
And rescued me from the trashcans fine.
Served milk in bowls, set up in a line.
To beautiful black cats, numbering 9.
But now that I'm home again.
Tell you I will, the clue for Skull #10.
For this next skull, a plan did hatch.
This one's hidden away in the patch.
Open up the garden's door hinge.
And search for the gourds a-colored orange.
Such a lovely light from within glows.
In the center, it's nightmarish smile shows.
The one that's perfect for trick-or-treat.
The one that you shouldn't over eat.
Go to where the candle light beams.
And find yourself with the Halloween King of Screams.
Pop the top and reach within.
This calabaza's cabeza for the skull numbered 10."

 

[Erine81981]

Mokey: "Uh guys, one thing you should remember is that the Count is currently indisposed. I'm your host for the whole scavenger hunt, at least until you unlock the treasure at the very end. Oh well, time for another rhyme."

Skull #9: "Congratulations.
You certainly picked your time.
And rescued me from the trashcans fine.
Served milk in bowls, set up in a line.
To beautiful black cats, numbering 9.
But now that I'm home again.
Tell you I will, the clue for Skull #10.
For this next skull, a plan did hatch.
This one's hidden away in the patch.
Open up the garden's door hinge.
And search for the gourds a-colored orange.
Such a lovely light from within glows.
In the center, it's nightmarish smile shows.
The one that's perfect for trick-or-treat.
The one that you shouldn't over eat.
Go to where the candle light beams.
And find yourself with the Halloween King of Screams.
Pop the top and reach within.
This calabaza's cabeza for the skull numbered 10."

On to the garden patch!

Grover: Get away you black cats. Shooo shoooo

*gets to the garden patch*

Grover: *spots the pumpkin* There it is Kyle.

Skull #4: You got it Grover. Pick him up.

Grover: If you say so. *shivers*

Come on Grover. Get it!

Grover: There. I got iiiiiiiii......*throws it out of hand*

(slow montion) I'vvvvvveeeeeee goooooooooot iiiiiiiiiiiit!!! *falls on ground grabing the skull #10* Ahhhhhhhh that was one close call Grover.

Grover: Sorry about that Kyle.

Its ol Grover. Glad we got it before they did.

 

[homerthegreat]

HTG: Well, that was a nice Halloween.

*Animal, who is stuffing his face with candy, stops, turns and nods.*

HTG: You ready for bed? We can watch Survivor and fall asleep during The Apprentice! (;

 

[The Count]

Mokey: "Sure hope the guys didn't disturb the other pumpkins in the garden searching for that skull. Oh well, time for another rhyme before I go to sleep."

Skull #10: "Congratulations.
Got me out of that pumpkin fair and light.
On this chilly November night.
But now it's as clear as the heavens.
I'll give you the hint to find Skull #11.
Go quick to the yard of the dead.
And start your search across their marble beds.
Spooky and scary this quest now turns.
Make sure you have what this skull yearns.
Take with you your lucky penny.
Though you might not have many.
Place it on the marble tomb.
And it'll admit you inside its womb.
The one you need is the tomb with a double cross.
Into its marker, your penny you should toss.
Once inside, if your nerves are of steel.
Converse with the skeleton and make it a deal.
Offer it a milk candy or two.
And it'll give unto you.
The skull you're searching for, it'll be servin'.
As the song says, the skull known as "Good Eleven"."