Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[JaniceFerSure]

Me: "Well, Link. Some like to think that we are here to serve some sort of purpose. That we're here to carry out some kind of mission for a higher power. Myself, I like to think that there is a life-after-death, and that our actions in this world determine where we will be in the next. A lot of people share this view, and they live their lives accordingly. Of course, there are a lot of other people who don't think this way. But that's okay because another reason I think we are here is to learn as much as we can about others and learn to get along with them despite our differences. You see, I think life is one big test...it's a mixture of multiple choice, true/false, and essay questions. Sometimes we are faced with situations that can be dealt with in a number of ways. It is the choices we make from the options we are given that help determine what kind of people we are. There are also the times where we may be asked questions and it is up to us to decide whether to tell the truth, or whether to provide false information. There are also times when matters are not so cut and dry. We must go with our gut instinct and do what we think is either right or necessarry, depending on who is affected by our decisions. Then, in the end, when our life on this Earth is done, there is someone who reviews our test and ultimately decides what to do with us. It's all complex...

JFS: That was a truly beautiful heartfelt observation there Ryan,thanks for sharing it.I quite agree.I've been pondering that same question for over 20 years,your answer is about the best I've heard in a long time.Thanks.

 

[Docnzhoss]

It seems that you and I, Diana, run on similar wavelengths. I am genuinely glad to know you .

 

[Erine81981]

Hey Count! Are you ready for supper?

Grover: We have hot gods.

No Grover. Hot Dogs.

*Cookie and Herry laughs out loud*

Grover:

Its ok Grover. Everyone makes mastakes.

Cookie M: Me make mestakes too. Me spilled some milk the other day.

Herry: I put the wrong shoe on the wrong foot.

Yea Grover. Don't you knwo the song?

(music starts playing)

Me: I've a special secret children ought to know;
It's about the little mistakes you make as you begin to grow.
If you make a mistake, you shouldn't start to cry.
Mistakes are not so bad, and here is why:

Cookie M: Oh everyone makes mestakes.
Oh, yes they do
Your sister and your brother and your dad and mother too;
Big people, small people, matter of fact, all people!
Everyone makes mestakes, so why can't you?

Herry: If you make a mistake while counting to ten,
Well don't get mad and don't be sad;
Just start to count again.
And if you should only get to eight or nine,
I'm still your friend and I still like you fine,

Me: 'Cause everyone makes mistakes.
Oh, yes they do
Your sister and your brother and your dad and mother too;
Big people, small people, matter of fact, all people!
Everyone makes mistakes, so why can't you?

Cookie and Herry: If you spill a glass of milk all over the floor,
Well, your mom and dad still like you just as much as they did before,
'Cause when Mother and Dad were just as small as you,
I'll bet that they knocked their milk over too.

Carl: 'Cause everyone makes mistakes.
Oh, yes they do
Your sister and your brother and your dad and mother too;
Big people, small people, matter of fact, all people!
Everyone makes mistakes, so why can't you?

Everybody: If everyone in the whole wide world makes mistakes,
Then why can't you?

*song ends*

So now you know that its ok to make mistakes all the time. Thats how you learn from them. Come on. Lets eat.

 

[The Count]

Yes, let's eat! Good singing there you guys.
And just be glad your mistake didn't turn out like the God Show sketch on Kids in the Hall. You think I meant "Dog Show" sketch? Nope, and if you've seen that show, you'll know what sketch I'm talking about.

Hey, got some steak sandwiches too if anyone wants some. And the floating candles arrived earlier. These babies light up and stay lighted all night, only extinguishing in the morning when you press the base. And the neat thing is that they also float in mid-air where you place them. Got some work to do tomorrow and this week, hope you guys have a good time here.

 

[McFraggle]

I'll take a steak sandwich. Thanks Count.

 

[G-MAN]

(Rizzo looks down from the rooftop at his target, me, he doesn't know however that I have spotted him)
Me:Oh you dirty rat, you're dead meat. (rushes inside)

 

[Erine81981]

Good stake sandwich. You can make a mean sandwich.

Cookie M: Me know what you mean Kyle. Look! *turns around to see stake sandwich attached to Cookie's fur bottom*

Stake Sandwich: Grrrrrrrrrr. This monster not eatting me.

Uh Count? What type of stake is this? I hope I don't get sick.

 

[The Count]

Glad you liked it McFraggle.

*Hears Kyle and Cookie Monster.
*Roll eyes sarcastically.

Oh, you guys. It's a normal beef steak. We popularly call it "biftec" back at my home. Is a good sandwich hokay?
Just a big ol' sub sandwich, on either puffy or toasted bread. Got pieces of cut beef steak cooked in the skillet, classic veggies like tomatoes and lettuce, onions and pickles, and mayo-ketchup with a dash of mustard.
My mom makes them and they're always rully great. Heh, guess I've learned a few recipes from her in my time. Anyway, have fun at the mall with the monsters Kyle.

 

[JaniceFerSure]

JFS: Morning Ryan.What a great compliment.Thank you.It's an honor to know you too,my friend. Ahh,nothing like leftover pizza for breakfast.Sure was yummy. I think I'll take a walk outside,get some nice,cool fresh air in my lungs.


*Floyd & Dr. Teeth are playing Space Invaders on their Atari 2600*



I think I'll go for a walk outside now
the summer sun's callin' my name(I hear ya now)
I just can't stay inside all day
I gotta get out get me some of those rays
everybody's smilin'
sunshine day
everybody's laughin'
sunshine day
everybody seems so happy today
it's a sunshine day

I think I'll go for a walk outside now
the summer sun knows me by name
he's callin' me
I gotta get u, gotta get out, gotta get away
I gotta get away, get away, get away, get away
Into the sunshine day....
Can't you dig the sunshine
Now its all but the same
Can't you hear him callin' your name?

Oh, I think I'll take a walk everyday now
the summer sun has show the way to be happy now
I just can't stay inside all day
I gotta get out get me some of those rays
everybody's smilin'
sunshine day
everybody's laughin'
sunshine day
everybody seems so happy today
it's a sunshine day
Can't you dig the sunshine
Now its sounded the same
Can't you hear him callin' your name?

I think I'll go for a walk outside now
the summer sun's callin' my name
I just cant stay inside all day
I gotta get out get me some of those rays
everybody's smilin'
sunshine day
everybody's laughin'
sunshine day
everybody seems so happy today
it's a sunshine day
everybody's smilin'
sunshine day
everybody's laughin'
sunshine day
everybody seems so happy today

 

[Erine81981]

Ahhhhhh an ok sleep. *goes to the bath tubs*