Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[Beauregard]

*calls out*

Hello there next door!

 

[christyb]

*sees liv and Elmo.* Hey guys, allow me to introduce myself. I'm Christy the resident hobo. *laughs* Seriously, I'm moving up to Room 36. I'm glad to meet you and enjoy your time here at the house of insanity. *finishes laughing and begins cleaning up Coffee Beans*

 

[redBoobergurl]

*Beth leaves for work and sees Livcurtain and Elmo*
Hi Liv and Elmo! It's nice to meet you both. I hope you liked the sign my roommate and I made to welcome you here! I live in room 3 with Red Fraggle. Elmo you'll like Red, she has hair as red as your fur! Anyway, glad you're here, but I gotta head to work. See you around!

 

[christyb]

Adventures at the Muppet Boarding House...

Sorry It took me so long to finish this. So where was I oh yeah. Sunday.

Sunday- After my adventures with a hot tub and Piggy's karate chops, Gonzo offered to give me flying lessons. Being human curiosity got the better of me and I accepted. Uncle Deadly told me I would regret it. That afternoon everyone settled on the front lawn to watch the show.
Me: You know ya'll don't have to watch.
Floyd: Man, are you kiddin'? This'll be great.
Animal: Can-non, Can-non.
Me: What did he say?
Floyd: Trust me you don't wanna know.
Of course Gonzo rolled out his cannon and was dressed in his suit. After much arguing, I eventually was force into the cannon. (Gonzo had some help from Sweetums)
Me: I guess I kinda forgot to mention I'm afraid of heights.
Gonzo: Don't worry. This is gonna be great. And remember if you miss the hot tub just tuck your head in.
Me: What do you mean if????
Gonzo: Bombs Away!!!!
I go flying and screaming and thankfully landed once again into the hot tub.
Statler: Hmmm.... Not bad. I give her a five.
Waldorf: What for??
Statler: For actually going through with it!

Stayed tuned in later today for Monday's adventures. I'll eventually get through the whole week.

Note: If ya'll would rather I not do this just let me know. I just thought it would be fun to type up what would have happened.

 

[The Count]

Of course we wanna hear what happened during your stay at the MBH. Kinda helps put the craziness here into perspective. Besides, don't worry about it, your MBH posts are tacked up on the bulletin board here in the lobby and in the common room.
You are posting them in the common room's board? Cause we've been makin' copies and putting them on the lobby's bulletin board. Hope that's OK with you, helps generate interest here at the dorms and around campus.

BTW: Hope your new roomies arrive soon, just welcome them when they get here. Have a great time.

 

[christyb]

I have been. And spread the news as much as you want. As far as my roomie's they're arriving this afternoon. Doc's gonna drop them off on his way to the airport. He's leaving tonight for a tour of Europe.

 

[JaniceFerSure]

Dee: <returning from the library & watching Yellow Submarine> I finally get a chance to read Stephen King's book Carrie,should keep my next week or 2 busy.Glad to see Liv & Christyb and their dormates are settling in,welcome once again to MC dorms.

 

[Beauregard]

*yawn* Gets to bed, and kicks back with a book called "The Conspiracy Club" by Johnathan Kellerman. Not read much of it yet, but the writer is so good it made me want to put it down, cause I know I'll never write that well. The writing smacked me totally over the back of the head like a sledgehammer, unexpecdedly good. Wow.

 

[Katzi428]

Prairie:Hey Kath! Boy is it gorgeous outside! Finally spring is here! I was laying outside getting some color.
Good! Just don't get all burnt or your skin will look like Pepe's
Prairie*imitating Pepe*I ain't no shreemp...I'm a king prawn, OK? *then back to her normal voice* Don't worry...I'll be fine. I've been using strong sunblock.
Attagirl.
Prairie:So what's wrong? You look kinda mad.Did I do something wrong?
Oh Prairie...of course not. I was just supposed to go get some books with a friend but she kinda backed out..She said she was all backed up by doing other things but somehow I don't believe her..
Prairie: Awww Kath...I'm sorry.
Thanks. I'm gonna lay down .
Prairie:OK. And Kath? Don't be upset. First of all you get sick from getting angry.And don't lie to me about that because I've seen you when you're upset. You have a seizure. Second of all, I've heard that anger is a wasted emotion.
Where'd you hear that?
Prairie: Psychology class. Now go rest. I'm going to bring you a surprise
later.
Yes,Mommy
Prairie:Ha-ha. See ya later*hug*

 

[christyb]

New Dormmates Arriving...

*car pulls up and out steps Doc, Sprocket, and Gobo*

Me: Hey guys! Welcome!
Sprocket: Arf, Bark! *runs, licks my face, and starts exploring*
Gobo: Thanks for getting us in here. Wow this place is bigger than I thought.
Doc: I can't thank you enough for taking care of Sprocket for me while I'm gone.
Me: It's no problem.
Doc: Now I won't have to worry about him while I'm gone. As much as I'd love to stay I gotta go or I'll miss my plane.
Me: You go and have a great time. Remember, send us a postcard when you can!
Sprocket: Bark, Bark.
*Doc drives off and we head inside.*
Me: Well guys we have work to do. Off to room 36?
Gobo: Sure! Off we go!
Sprocket: Arf!