christyb
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My Vacation at The Muppet Boarding House Part One
*This is a note that is tacked up on the wall of the main lobby for all to stop by and read when they have a chance.*
First off, I'd like to thank Kermit for allowing me to come and visit ya'll. Hopefully, we can do it again sometime. Secondly, this is only a brief summary of the good parts. I could in no way have a big enough space to write everything that happened. And thirdly, if you are female and just so happen to visit the boarding house...Beware of Piggy's karate chop. Trust me it hurts. I'll post this as a day by day thing. Beginning up to when I arrived last Saturday....
Saturday- My cab pulled up and I got out and paid the driver who began helping me take my luggage out of the trunk of the cab. That is until Animal rushed up and bit him. (I still gotta find that guy and get my change.) Once inside I was greeted by Kermit who immediately showed me to my room. Since Scooter was unable to make the visit with me I'd be using his room alone. Unbeknownst to us a certian female pig was watching. Once we were at the room Kermit helped me put my bags down and Miss Piggy huffed in.
Me: Hi Miss Piggy. I'm a big fan and I'm so glad I'm staying here.....
Piggy: Stay away from my frog. Hiyaaaahhhhh!!!
I go sailing out the open window and land into the hot tub below.
Clifford: Hey look Pepe. It looks like our guest has met Miss Piggy.
Pepe: Sí and she looks all washed up, okay.
Me: *all wet and frustrated* I never thought you two were funny.
Check back here for more tomorrow. Sadly I don't have time to type more now.
*This is a note that is tacked up on the wall of the main lobby for all to stop by and read when they have a chance.*
First off, I'd like to thank Kermit for allowing me to come and visit ya'll. Hopefully, we can do it again sometime. Secondly, this is only a brief summary of the good parts. I could in no way have a big enough space to write everything that happened. And thirdly, if you are female and just so happen to visit the boarding house...Beware of Piggy's karate chop. Trust me it hurts. I'll post this as a day by day thing. Beginning up to when I arrived last Saturday....
Saturday- My cab pulled up and I got out and paid the driver who began helping me take my luggage out of the trunk of the cab. That is until Animal rushed up and bit him. (I still gotta find that guy and get my change.) Once inside I was greeted by Kermit who immediately showed me to my room. Since Scooter was unable to make the visit with me I'd be using his room alone. Unbeknownst to us a certian female pig was watching. Once we were at the room Kermit helped me put my bags down and Miss Piggy huffed in.
Me: Hi Miss Piggy. I'm a big fan and I'm so glad I'm staying here.....
Piggy: Stay away from my frog. Hiyaaaahhhhh!!!
I go sailing out the open window and land into the hot tub below.
Clifford: Hey look Pepe. It looks like our guest has met Miss Piggy.
Pepe: Sí and she looks all washed up, okay.
Me: *all wet and frustrated* I never thought you two were funny.
Check back here for more tomorrow. Sadly I don't have time to type more now.