Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[RedPiggy]

Spike (throws pillow at Kelly): CUT IT OUT! A guy can't get no sleep 'round here!

Kelly: Alright, alright. I wish everyone was happy and alive and back to normal or whatever.

*the crystal ball makes it so*

 

[The Count]

*Returning to the dorms.

Count and Uncle D both have sinister smiles of sheer delight.

MC Dorms has been brought to you tonight by the number...
Count: 17! ! !
UD: And 0!

To all of you still awake... Rest... In... Peace!
*Deathly music plays as the bells toll midnight, time for all creatures of the night to return to the darkness for another night's sleep.

 

[redBoobergurl]

Beth: Spring!
Red: Spring?
Beth: Yep spring! Easter is coming up, baseball season starts today, it is spring in my book!
Red: But it snowed yesterday
Beth: And it has melted again see?
*Red goes to the window*
Red: I guess you're right!
Beth: I say you, me and Mokey go for a nice long walk outside this morning
*Red gives Beth a "are you kidding me" look*
Beth: We can stop at the park
Red: Oh, ok!

 

[RedPiggy]

Spike (with Cotterpin on his shoulder, knocks on Room 3): Anyone in dere? *slips a note under the door: May a key to the pool be given to room 2? Ed said Red (LOL @ rhyme) had the keys. Oh -- and we need to meet some time! --Kelly*

Cotterpin: You mean RED lives here?

Spike (nods): An' some lil' "Mokey" chick, 'ccordin' to what Kel said.

Cotterpin: Where IS Kelly?

Spike: Dunno. She left mopin' dis mornin'. Basically, she stuck US wit' all da craziness 'round here.

Cotterpin: Why'd she leave?

Spike: Somethin' 'bout a prank gone bad. You know how emotionally sensitive she is.

 

[redBoobergurl]

Red: Hey Beth can you read this note to me?
Beth: Sure - "can a key to the pool be given to room 2" - Kelly
Mokey: Nice rhyme!
Red: Who's Kelly?
Beth: She's one of the new dorm residents, I forget who all lives with her, but I think Cotterpin lives there
Red: Really?
Mokey: That's awesome!
Beth: Up to you Red, you can give them a key if you want
Red: I'll have to stop by there later

 

[RedPiggy]

Spike (watches stuff on Kelly's laptop): Mm ... ooh! Heheh ... morons.

Cotterpin (watches from computer desk): Whatcha doin'?

Spike: Watchin' videos. *turns to Cotterpin* You evah get aroun' ta workin' on dat Doozer computer?

Cotterpin: Yeah. It's a bit more complicated than I thought. We have plenty of power. It's just the slight problem of miniaturization of all the components. I might need Digit or Waldo's help. What kinda computers do YOU have?

Spike (shrugged): Never really had exposure to 'em, myself. I don't t'ink I ever saw one before movin' in here.

Cotterpin: So, why ask Red for keys to the pool? I HATE water.

Spike: Kel wanted one an' dis "Red", whoever dat is, hasn't been aroun' ta give it to her. Kel got tired of seein' udder guys go to da pool when she couldn't go.

Cotterpin: But she doesn't do a lot of swimming either.

Spike (smirks): She's nevah been in a dorm before, neither .... I t'ink she's havin' some sort o' mid-life crisis, heheheh.

Cotterpin (confused): But, she's 31, right? An' you said humans live around 80-100 years, right?

Spike (nods): More or less, Little Bit.

Cotterpin (shakes head): 31 is NOT the midpoint. THAT'LL happen in 10 to 20 years.

Spike (frowns): Do I look like da expert on humans? In Pangaea we didn't even have a clear picture what da different genders looked like.

Cotterpin: Hey, don't go yellin' at ME. I can't help it if you dinosaurs can't determine something that BASIC.

Spike: Grrr ... "you dinosaurs"?

 

[The Count]

*Still unconscious... *Is carried into bed by roomies, fearing he will never wake again.

 

[Kiki]

Meanwhile... in Loony Headquarters...

Katie: *Attempting to put on some sort of accent* Honey, I'm home...! XD

Mick: 'Yew on something?

Ploobis: 'Ay Katie, who's the hottie?

Katie: Beg yous?

Ploobis: Err, the lady you were talking to, just outside there. Who is she?

Katie: Hm? Oh, that's my science teacher. I had no idea what to do on this assignment we got, so I asked her some questions about it.

Don: What are you doing in science, Katie?

Katie: Agh, biology. -_- DNA and finding out what's in gene's and stuff. gah, can't wait 'till I drop it.

Ploobis: Hmm! I'd like to see what's in her jea- I mean, maybe I could talk to her. Yeah.

Don: *Snickers* One track mind..

Mick: I miss tha' Zoot bloke...;_;

 

[Kiki]

Mick: *In the corner, still sobbing*

Don: (Whispers) This is shocking, Katherine. He's in... an awful state.

Katie: Well, I'm afraid he'll have to get over this Zoot fella. It's not the end of the world, y'know? He's gotta be strong about it.

Ploobis: Exactly. That's the way the cookie crumbles. Ob-la-di, ob-la-da, life goes on.

Katie: ...BRA!

Don: *Slams head on piano* X_X

Scred: I... don't advise you do that...

 

[Kiki]

Katie: (Dressed in a baby-doll dress, 1940s-style) So... what do you lot think, hm?

Mick: Yew look loike Courtnay Luv.

Katie: Thanks!

Mick: That's not a compliment. =P

Katie: I just need to find my Doc Martins... hmm...

Don: Well, I think you look lovely.

Katie: Aww, thank you Don. ^_^

Don: You are welcome, Katherine. *Sigh* You make me feel like a young lad again...

Katie: Oh! O_O Uh, thanks...!

Scred: Hmm, makes me feel like a young lad too. I am getting rather peckish...

Mick: Good on yew..