Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[The Count]

*Voiceover: MC Dorms have been brought to you by the letter V and by the number 3. Nighty-night.

 

[The Count]

Thank goodness. Now then... When will story get posted? We want story now! *Pickets outside Claudia's general vecinity.

 

[The Count]

You're not a man! You're a Squeekums! No she'sa not... She'sa wearinga a necka tie!

 

[The Count]

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Here is a riddle for you to guess if you can, sing the bells of Notre Dame.
Who is a monster and who is a man, sing the bells of Notre Dame.

*Steps out of the costume cart as Hades. Hi there ho there, Hades, lord of the underworld... Have soul, will steal.
*Hair flames quickly out.

 

[The Count]

*Takes the shake... Thanks... This hemlock? *Of course its not, that'd be for Deadly, this one's just pomegranate, the fruit of the Grecian underworld.
*Turns away, drinking the offering. So, who wants in on my new underworld order? We'll take over Olympus first... Those gods won't know what hit 'em.

 

[Erine81981]

Kyle (Donald Duck): *back in costume* Hey! I thought we were still on "The Three Caballero?"

Herry: Yeah! I really wanted to see the rest of the movie.

Murray: *pops up* I want to see it to.

 

[Erine81981]

Kyle (Donald Duck): *starts getting angry like Donald does*

Herry: Wow! I've never seen Kyle ever get this angry before.

Oscar: *over hears everything* Now that's what i'm talking about. Heh heh heh heh heh heh..........

 

[Erine81981]

Kyle (Donald Duck): *stops the anger* *lays back* Now your talkin'. *turns up some Disney music*

Herry: *zips into the room, zips back* *dressed as Micky Mouse*
Hi everybody.

Kyle (Donald Duck): Hey Mickey!

Herry (Mickey Mouse): Hi Donald. Have you seen Minnie?

Kyle (Donald Duck): Nope. Come on Oscar. Join in.

Oscar: I don't really care!

Herry (Mickey Mouse): Yeah Oscar. You should join in. You could be Grumpy from Snow White.

Oscar: Like i care! *slams his trashlid*

Kyle (Donald Duck): This is so fun! I wish Alex was here to be dressed as Daisy. Wonder where she is?

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Storyteller: (sorting epics) You look tied up in knots, reporter lady.
Erin: I just learned that I'm starting an internship on Monday. I thought I'd have a little bit more down time, and, it's just, well...
Storyteller: (snort) You were one of the star reporters at the school paper. And you can probably write rings around some of the pros.
Erin: Yeah, I know. But you know me; I get butterflies in my stomach over just about anything.
Beige: What, do you eat caterpillars for breakfast or something? (looks around) And where's the bookshop girl?
Scooter: She was off having dinner at her family's house. She should be back...(hears door slam) right about now.
(Nora enters, looking exhausted)
Storyteller: So, how was dinner?
Nora: The food was okay. Dealing with the terror twins and the scary scout was not.
Erin: Uh-oh, what happened?
Nora: Well, I took the twins to see the new Indy flick, ya know...so Caitlin's been running around wearing a fedora and cracking a whip at anything that moves, and Stuart's been trying his hand at snake-handling...
Scooter: Snakes. Why did it have to be snakes?
Storyteller: And little Heather?
Nora: (wrinkling her nose) Little? (leans back against the wall) She's going for her Scouting Girls merit badge in self-defense. Except for her, that involves kicking and punching anyone who gets within two feet of her. (shows off two ugly bruises on her left shin)
Beige: (singing) "Everybody was kung-fu fighting..."

 

[The Count]

*Comes in...
Count: Any news?
Me: Just got rid of another two jerk spammers. Honestly, why can't they get the hint and stop registering under different aliases?
Count: Same one?
Me: One of them was, the guy who's been following the old school spammer profile pattern... Except that the information fields are being filled with just the number 1. Idiot...
Count: Ugh, they give counters like me and numbers a bad name.
Me: Yeah. After a year as the new MC mod, I've built a prejudice against anyone listing Sam & Friends as their fave Henson production.

*Overhears Nora... Heh, my brother was the same way after watching Young Guns 2. He'd keep bugging me, coming into my room with a toy gun cocked saying "I'll make you famous." Eh, good thing he grew out of it. Trust me, Caitlin'll too.