Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[Beakerfan]

Bean: *dumps a glass of water on Peepers* Somebody wanted a wet pet?

Alex: *in room 24* Hey guys, Kyle invited everyone over to watch the Kids Choice Awards. Anyone wanna go?

Floyd: Naw, man. I think I'll stay here and spend some quality time with my main squeeze if ya know what I mean! *grabs Janice around the waist*

Janice: Oh, Floyd! Like, there are children around!

Sweetums: *jumps out of his chair* I'm comin!

Animal: *gives Floyd a weird look* YEAH! NICK-EL-O-DI-AN! SPONGE-BOB!

Alex: *laughs* You bet, Animal! I'm sure there will definetly be Spongebob! Where's Bean?

Sweetums: Oh, he was over at Claudias....

Alex: Ok. We can catch him later. See ya!

Animal: *grabs several bottles of soda, some popcorn, and a tub of licorice*

*the three walk over to Kyle's and knock on the door*

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Peepers: Growls at Bean Bunny, chasing him down the hall

Beaker: MEEE MEEE MEE! Follows after his pet

 

[Beakerfan]

Bean: *runs away from Peepers, then squeezes through the nearest air vent*

 

[Beakerfan]

Bean: *shaking* I'm sorryI'msorryI'msorry!

Alex: Sorry about that Beaker! *picks up the trembling cotton tail* See what happens when you do things like that?

 

[Erine81981]

Is Bean going to be alright?

Grover: It's Drake and Josh. They are my favorite show.

Herry: I like the new ICarly.

Murray: Me too but i like Hanna Montana.

Me too Murray. What about you Bruce?

Bruce: I don't really care.

I don't see why you don't go live Oscar.

Bruce: Maybe i will. *gets up and leave*

Oh well. His lost. Is everyone enjoying the show?

Monsters: ALRIGHT!

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Nora: At long last...my little sister's scout troop is almost done selling cookies.
Storyteller: Wonder how much they've sold, anyway? Heather is quite the saleswoman.
Scooter: Probably the equivalent of some small countries' GNPs.
Beige: So when's the cutoff date?
Nora: Tomorrow night...after which my sister will be strutting around like a peacock. The seller of the year trophy is as good as hers now.
Erin: Well...(gets wallet) Put me down for one more each of Mint Dreams and Cape Cods.
Scooter: (gets wallet) Yeah, and for me, one each of Orange Delights and Glasgow Rangers.
Nora: Hold on, let me get the form...(goes for form)
Storyteller: (opening purse) I liked the Citrus Whispers...and those Lemon-Poppyseed Puffs.
Beige: (gets wallet) And for me, Devil's Food Fudge and Batty Butterscotch.
Nora: (returns, scribbling items on forms) Mmm-hmm...and I might as well go in for one each of the Crunch Times and the Coconut Swirls.

(order is tallied and money is pooled for delivery to Heather)

 

[Beakerfan]

Alex: *walks into the room, wearing a blonde wig with tiny pig tails, and a cotton-candy pink dress, coyishly sucking on a lollipop*

Floyd: *wearing the red and black outfit* You've GOT to be kidding me.....

Bean: *looks down at his shirt and notices it has the word "Sporty" written across the front* You mean..... I get to be SPORTY? *beams*

Floyd: Sweetums - uh, I mean, uh, Scary! Come out!

Sweetums: No way! I ain't doin it! *is dragged out by Floyd and Bean* Baby, why couldn't I be Posh?

Alex: Because you look more like Scary! Now look pretty!

 

[Erine81981]

Murray: *over hearing Alex in her room* *runs to room 26* Kyle?

What's wrong?

Murray: Alex is giving make over to all her roomies.

And what's wrong with that?

Murray: She's using makeup.

What? Oh no! We have to save them. Come on. *heads over to Alex's room* Hello! Hello! *knocks on the door*

Murray: We have to save them before they are turned to women.

*sees them all* We're to late!

Murray: *starts to sob*

Shhhhhhh before she hear's us!

 

[Beakerfan]

Alex: *runs to the door as the boys struggle to put on their high-heels. She stops to smoothe her dress and straighten her hair before she opens the door* Hi Kyle! Come on in guys! *continues to suck on her lolipop*

Floyd: *tripping over his heels as he runs to Kyle* Please save us! *clings to him* She's morphing us into the Spice Girls..... *looks desperate*

 

[Erine81981]

In Alex's room........

Oh my goodness. *slaps forehead*

Murray: See what i mean.

I can see. (whispers to Floyd) If you want i can distraced while you and Sweetums leaves.

Murray: *grabs Bean* What is gotten into you. Your not a Spice Girl your a bunny and cute one at that. Slap out of it! *slaps Bean*