Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[Beauregard]

Bo: *pokes luggage with prong of convinient pitch fork*
Female voice: Ow!
Male Voice: Ooph!
Beau: *stares* Oh...

 

[The Count]

Well... Could be worse, Beaker could be trapped in a confined box with a mean oversized groundhog and ripping lawnmower giving him a bizarre buzzcut.
UD: You've been reading Kermie's Girl again, haven't you?
Um, yes?
UD: Fright. Better go and talk to Claudia now that she's awake.
Yeah... Look after those two clods in the closet over in 11.
UD: Certainly.

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Erin: (at table, poring over notes for a new assignment) Ask me why I was stupid enough to start covering town meetings.
Scooter: Okay, why were you stupid enough to start covering town meetings?
Erin: (chuckle) Actually, truth be told, the editor palmed this off on me, and it's rapidly turning into a monster.
Scooter: I see...the kind that you'd see on "Beast of the Week?"
Erin: Right on.
Nora: (on phone) Okay, Mrs. Farley, I'll be down to help in a bit...wow, you're kidding...okay, you're not kidding. I'll be down in a bit. (hangs up)
Scooter: What happened?
Nora: Mrs. Farley's husband brought his pet salamanders to the shop...
Erin: And they got loose in the philosophy section again?
Nora: Oh, they got into the copies of Hobbes' "Leviathan" and started ranting about the depravity of humans...wasn't pretty.
Beige: I've got to run - I'm off to a diplomatic meeting down in the Hemming and Hawing Caves.
Storyteller: And I've got ten legends to sort through - one about this crazy Fraggle called Blundig.

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: That's fright! *Tackles Eddie* Readin' Ruahnna's amazing stories can get yah that way! Bunsen is inflating Beaker with the air-pumper.

Beaker: MEEEFFMEEEFFFMEEEFF!

Bunsen: Just a few more seconds!

Van Neuter: OH! Edward! I was wondering where you were! I expect that story to be updated soon! *Referring to "Numbers Of The Night* Claudia, you better do that drawing too!

Claudia: Hungryyyy...*A roar sounds from her stomach*

Bunsen, Beaker, and Phil: *Shaking* What was that?

Claudia: I CERTAINLY DO NOT HAVE A PET ALIEN IN MY STOMACH WHATSOEVER!

Bunsen: Too much scifi movies. *Pumps Beaker up*

 

[The Count]

Yes well... As soon as my haunters are drawn up, there might be a start on that once again. *Gets pounced on by Claudia. Oh, um, hi sis. Rully hoping you've gotten some work done. Spooking of which, I have to get that ball rolling meself as well. *Winks at Claudia, she knows the haunter I mention, last one before one I'm proud of gets sent her way also.

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: You got it! *Helps him up*

Beaker: *touches his overgrown head* D: MEEMEE!

Bunsen: Looks like someone got a little airheaded! Tsstsst...

Beaker: MEE?

Phil: You look a little lightheaded too!

Claudia: Stop it with the puns! *Ties a ribbon to Beaker's leg as he floats in the air*

Bunsen and Phil: Alright...

Beaker: Meeesigh...

 

[Gloat]

Adam: *walks past Claudia's room, hearing noises and another voice* ooh, a new guy *opens the door to look in* Just as i thought, mad as a sack of potatoes you lot, how do ya handle em Claudia? *smiles*

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: *Smile reaches ear to ear* ADDAAAAMMMM! EEEEEE! *Glomps him* Sadly, I don't! They handle ME! *Shakes head*

Van Neuter: Who's your friend?

Bunsen: That, Phillip, is Adam. Hello there Mr. Adam!

Beaker: *Waves* MEEP!

Claudia: How are those roomies of yours, Adam?

 

[Gloat]

Adam: A little clumsy at the moment but i think thats the nostalgia kicking in, nice to see a new face, hi Phil *shakes hand* Ever need any test subjects i got just the guys for it, but they can be very excitable, so dont tell them what you're doing *looks to Claudia* It's nice to see ya again, how was the break for ya?

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: It was boring. *Smiles cheesily* How was yours?

Phil: Pleasure to meet you. I shall return to my work--alrighty Claudia! I'll need you in a few minutes!

Claudia: D: NUUU!

Beaker: Notagainmeep...