Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Storyteller: I think someone sneaked anchovies into this one.
Erin: Those fiends...anchovies aren't even edible.
Scooter: (shaking head) I know, they're all slimy - but my uncle loves them on his pizza. Especially with ham, boiled eggs, stewed tomatoes and pineapple.

(entire table looks a tad green)

Storyteller: Well, you know what they say - you can't spell Grosse without Gross. Pass me another slice of the vegetable, please, Beige?

(knock at door)

Erin: Wonder who that is? (opens door) Scooter? It's Uncle Deadly here to see you.
Scooter: Oh...hello, Deadly, everything going okay? Who are you going to haunt tonight?

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: *Goes back in her room and closes the door behind her* *Sits on her puffy bed with a pizza at hand* Hmm, the first day is always busy, eh?

Dr. Van Neuter: Oh yes, I completley agree! It is just nice to settle down with a plate of pizza and have some refreshing Coca-Cola!

So, dear, how do you plan to survive this year with the self-proclaimed genius hunting down potential victims for his cheap experiements? *Sends a small glare to him but smiles chipperly to Claudia*

Claudia: I doubt there will be any major chaos like last semester. Atleast I hope there won't be any. *Does not notice the tone of his voice or even the glare*

Bunsen: She will be just fine. I assure you!

Claudia: Aw, thank you Bunnie.

Dr. Van Neuter: I sure do hope so! I need someone to help me out with certain things. It'll be totally fun! *Sticks tounge out at Bunsen*

Bunsen: *Raises his nose high into the air* Hmph.

Claudia: I'd be happy to help you out!

Dr. Van Neuter: *Takes a bite out of his pizza* Too bad my little Composita is not here. Aw, she is my sweetiepie! *Gets his picture of her and gives it a peck*

Claudia: That's right! You are married! AWWW! I want to have a look at your wedding album! *Squeals*

Dr. Van Neuter: It is the cutest little thing! I'm sure you'l looovvvve it!

Claudia: OH! *Sits next to him as he whips out his album* This is sooo cool!

Dr. Van Neuter: Isn't it? *Chuckles* My Composta being dressed in only the finest dress in the whole world! I love this picture because it shows her real beauty. Look at that pretty mop of blonde hair! Oh oh oh! She looks so cute when she's all dolled up! *Continues telling Claudia about his sweetheart and showing her pictures of their wedding*

Claudia: I feel all mushy now! Thanks alot Dr. ! *Claps her hands happily*

Dr. Van Neuter: Oh! Me too! My honeybunch is everything to me! hohohoho!

Claudia: AWWW!

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Bunsen: *Ignores their cheery mushiness* So, how do you like the pizza Beaker?

Beaker: Meemee!

Bunsen: I agree! It certainly is delicious. I wish the topic that Claudia and Phillip are discussing wasn't so distasteful.

Beaker: Meemememmweeema!

Bunsen: You think it to be rather...cute?

Beaker: Mmhmm!

Bunsen: *sips his soda grumpily*

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Alex: *sees Beaker* BEAKER! *runs and squeezes him*
Bean: *sees Bunsen* Hello Mr. Honeydew!
Elmo: *sees Dr. Van Neuter* Hello Mister! Elmo likes hugs. Do you like hugs Mister? *hugs Phil*
Alex: Oh my gosh it's so good to be back! It feels like EONS! *sees Kyle* KYLLLLLLE!

Bunsen: Oh, hello Mr. Bean! How are you on this fine night?
Beaker: Meep! *Huggles her back just as affectionatley*
Dr. Van Neuter: *Looks to Elmo* Totally! *Hugs him tightly*
Claudia: Hi ELMOOO! AWWW!

 

[Beakerfan]

Bean: Oh, I'm great Mr. Honeydew! I'm a little nervous about staying with Alex though....
Elmo: *patting Phil* Awww, yeah. Elmo likes hugs. *sees Claudia* Oh hello there! Elmo is starting to like it here! Yeah... all the people are so friendly! And Alex is so silly!
Alex: *pounding on Oscar's lid* No I'm not!

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: Yes she is . *Giggles and flees*

Dr. Van Neuter: *Is patted* Ohhh..

Bunsen: Do not worry--she is very sweet. You're not living with an idiot, crazy girl, and a meeping muppet. *Smiles*

Dr. Van Neuter: Excuuussee me?

Claudia: *Sighs* *Drags them to her room*

Beaker: MEEEP? *Offended* MEEEPPP?

 

[Beakerfan]

Alex: *still pounding on Oscar's lid* Guys, why don't you go start unpacking? I'll be there in a few minutes. And don't worry about my stuff!
Bean: Ok Alex! *scurries into room*
Elmo: Bye-bye goosie! See you in a little while!
Alex: *looks at camera* Did he just call me "goosie"?

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

*Audience laughs at Alex's comment*

Claudia: O_O *Raises an eyebrow* Are we being filmed?

Bunsen: Claudia, we've always been filmed.

Claudia: D: EVEN IN THE SHOWER?

Bunsen: Don't be silly.

Dr. Van Neuter: ....I doubt it.

Claudia: *Checks in her restroom*

*Audience laughs*

Bunsen: There it is again.

Dr. Van Neuter: *sigh*

Beaker: Meeep?

 

[theprawncracker]

Sam: *pokes head out of room 25* *shifts eyes around hallway* You are all a disgrace to the word American.
Gonzo: *darts out of the room* SAVE ME! *sees Bean and Elmo* AH! Invasion of cuteness! *flips back to room 25* *sees Sam* AHHHHHH! *runs away screaming*
Ryan: *pokes head into the hallway* *blinks*
Sam: *looks at Ryan* Remind me again why I'm living here with you?
Ryan: *shrug* Sick kicks?
Clifford: I'll be doin' the kickin' if this doesn't lighten up soon...
Link: We've got all of the lights turned on already.
Clifford: *headslap*
Ryan: *makes way into the hall* Hey Alex, Claudia. Good to see you guys again.

 

[The Count]

UD: Oh noone in particular. Just making sure everyone's getting a good first night's fright at the dorms. Say, you wouldn't mind if I snagged that slice withthe the anchovies? They're actually saltier in taste than they are oily.

*Back in Room #1: Downloading the Muppet music from my inbox to my new folder called Flippertracks. Might send one to Kathy to help her sleep well. Have to talk to Claudia, hopefully once I'm done with this.

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: Hey Ryan! Nice seein' yah again! *Huggles* Watch out...*Looks around* we're being filmed....people are watching us....>__> *Audience laughs* NOOOOOOO! CAN'T YOU HEAR THEM? AHHHNOOOO!