Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[Erine81981]

Oscar: *getting into the Sloppy Jalopy but notices Ryan and Uncle Deadly* Why is he tied to the chimney?

 

[The Count]

Count: The question is vhy didn't you tie him to the chimney...
Scooter: Wow! There sure are a lot of us here boss.
Me: Yep... Sure glad you're here to help keep track of everyone who's registering.
Scooter: Well, my clipboard does come in handy sometimes.
Me: Yes... And it looks like you'll have some new roomies this year. Which means it'll be just the Count and me. Might take Ryan up on his offer... Depending on him to get Lisa's submission.
Come on... Let's go get some dinner from the Rock & Roll Deli on Chris Cerf Street.

 

[Erine81981]

Anything blue Muppet Boy: *whistling* *looks up* What in the world? Why are you tied to that chi-chimney?

 

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: It's the seamsstress! Help me! Call the po--
(Hilda knocks Ryan out with a rolling pin.)
Rizzo: G'night, chumpo. Heh heh!

 

[Erine81981]

Anything blue Muppet Boy: Uh oh. WE NEED HELP! *runs off to find some help*

 

[The Count]

You know... Wonder where Kyle's staying, and how come he hasn't sent in his reapplication yet. Oh well, gotta go talk to Prawny and Alex. Count, please go tell those kids on the roof dinner's ready.
Count: Wery well my fiend. *Rubs hands together thinking of the warm bowl of goulash and dumplings.

 

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: Hey gang! Dinner's on!
Gonzo: You're talking to yourself.
Ryan: ...Nuh uh, you heard me, didn't you?
Gonzo: No, I just guessed.
Ryan: Oh. ...Well where's everyone else?
Gonzo: Dinner.
Ryan: Oh.

 

[Beakerfan]

Hey Ryan! How can you cook dinner if you're tied to the chimmney? Gee, you have a habit of getting tied up, doncha?

 

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: *blink* Yes, yes I do. It's quite a problem really. ...And actually I finally broke free. *sits down at dinner table with half a chimney still on back*

 

[Beakerfan]

Alex: Wow. That's.... impressive.