Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[BeakerSqueedom]

Beaker: Mee? Meee! *Thanks Eddie graciously*
Bunsen: Sounds like a--like a...
Claudia: A PET! :3 LET HIM FREE!
Beaker: Mee! *Has his first pet ever* *Lets it out*
Claudia: AWWW! What you gonna name the little feller?
Beaker: Meep.
Claudia: Peepers?
Beaker: Mee!
Bunsen: Aw. *Saying little sweet words to the muppetphone*

Peepers: *Bites Honeydew's nose*

Claudia: OH NO!
Beaker: Meep!
Bunsen: I think he likes me!
Claudia: *Carries it and cooes at it* Bunnie did not mean to hurt you. No he did not...aww
Bunsen: What do you mean?

Peepers: *Snuggles up against Claudia*

Bunsen: Why, I never!
Beaker: MEEP!
Bunsen: Hmph.
Claudia: AWWW!

(They go to where Erin and Co. are)

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

(party has shifted to common room)

All: (singing) Happy birthday to you...
Don (Sahlin, not Music): These dorms are a zoo...
Storyteller: You look like a Muppet...
All: Happy birthday...to...you...

Jim: Let's now have a toast.
Christine: Just one?
Jim: Well, maybe a little more than that. (clears throat) To Don Music, the owner of the smartest, most imaginative head that ever smashed into a piano.
(applause, and Joe runs his fingers over the keys of a nearby piano)
Jim: To Janice, the Mayhem's own wonder girl, who strums all our strings.
(applause, and many shouts of "Fer sure!")
Jim: To Beaker, who survived stainless steel rabbits, Bunsonium, alarm systems at the Mallory Gallery...(pulls out comprehensive list - which coils all over the floor)...and many other things, and who lived to tell the tale. To Beaker!
(applause, and chorus of "Meep meep!")
Jim: To Alex, the most famous and lovable werewolf since Professor Lupin. And thanks for not biting anyone.
(applause and wolf-howls)
Jim: Finally...(by now, everyone's looking at their watches) To Richard, who joined our madcap little band as a teenager, who created some of our wackiest and most-beloved characters, who captured the hearts of fans all over the world...
Richard: Cut to the chase already, the sorbet's melting.
Jim: To Richard!
(applause, and a few shouts of "Your Face!")

Erin: And now, the cake! (cuts five goodly slices from the main cake, sets them on plates with scoops of sorbet, and hands them around to the birthday boys and girls) Cheers!

 

[Skeeter Muppet]

Kim: Did someone say cake? We are so there. *looks over at her roomies* Guys, why don't you leave Mr. Juhl alone, huh?
Boober: Give us a break, Kim!
Tosh: Yeah, we've missed Jerry!
Jerry: Aw, it's okay. They're not hurting anything.
Kim: Well, okay. *shrugs*

-Kim

 

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Jim: Finally...(by now, everyone's looking at their watches) To Richard, who joined our madcap little band as a teenager, who created some of our wackiest and most-beloved characters, who captured the hearts of fans all over the world...
Richard: Cut to the chase already, the sorbet's melting.
Jim: To Richard!
(applause, and a few shouts of "Your Face!")

Aw, very nicely put!

Darn, looks like I missed everything! Is the cake all gone?

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

[Well typed Erin. <3 I actually could picture it.]

Beaker: Meep! *Toasts to every single person here*

Peepers: *Smiles happily on Beaker's Lap*

Bunsen: *Teary-eyed* Oh..*Takes a handkerchief from his pocket and blows on it* that was so beautifully done, Erin.

Claudia: *Sniffles* I got emotional myself. TOAST!

Bunsen: Oh hello Miss Heralde--I doubt it! We probably are to eat it right now.

Beaker: *Gives his pressies to Richard and to the birthday boys/girls*
Mee. <3

 

[CensoredAlso]

Oh good, yay! And I take back when I said Bunsen about you being crazy!

Yeah I did forget to wish everyone else a Happy Birthday! Birthdays are a nice thing. As Kermit once said, "Life would just pass in a blur if it weren't for times like this."

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Aw, very nicely put!

Darn, looks like I missed everything! Is the cake all gone?

No, not yet...but I saved you a slice, heralde...and it's got part of the 'R' on it. (hands heralde a slice of cake and a scoop of sorbet) Nora, you want to run a couple of slices off to Ed and the Count? And hurry, because Richard's going back for seconds.

Nora: Will do! (quickly removes two slices and runs them off to Ed and the Count)
Erin: Good, excellent. (looks at crumbs, which are all that remain of medium cakes) Wow, those didn't suffer.
Jerry: Oh, Boober, how is Mokey doing these days? And Gillis, you sly tunester, you, how goes it with the chorale?

 

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No, not yet...but I saved you a slice, heralde...and it's got part of the 'R' on it. (hands heralde a slice of cake and a scoop of sorbet) Nora, you want to run a couple of slices off to Ed and the Count? And hurry, because Richard's going back for seconds.

Thanks, MN, that's absolutely perfect! Mmm...yummy!

Hehe, so Richard likes going back for seconds too? We have something in common, hehe.

 

[Skeeter Muppet]

Boober: Mokey's doing fine. Haven't seen her around the dorms in a while, unfortunately.
Kim: Come to think of it, we haven't heard much from Wembley, Gobo or Lou either. Weird.
Gillis: Oh, Jerry, the chorale is doing wonderfully! It's a little different having to commute from here to Fraggle Rock, but so far it's working.
Kim: Y'know, I gotta tell you, rooming with a bunch of Fraggles has been one of the most interesting experiences of my life. Interesting in a good way, guys.

-Kim

 

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Kim: Y'know, I gotta tell you, rooming with a bunch of Fraggles has been one of the most interesting experiences of my life. Interesting in a good way, guys.

-Kim

I bet! I mean, tell the truth, how many lunches a day do they have?