Muley For President 2004

[Fozzie Bear]

Hey, gang.

Yeah, late in the game of joining in, but Muley's gonna run for president. He needs a few not-so-serious questions from the "media," so we'll take the next 20 (useable) questions to create his campaign speech around.

Personally, with all the controversey he had in pre-school, and the fire at the park, I don't think he stands a chance. But, we'll see.

Kev

 

[Aaron]

what do you plan to do with saddam

 

[Fozzie Bear]

Thanks, but lemme reiterate:

He needs a few not-so-serious questions from the "media,"

Serious questions do not make funny jokes later. Um, something like:

What do you plan to do about the deficit? That's not anything that would create an uprise from people or have an offensive joke at the end of it. Well, actually, I just thought of an answer for that one that might, but we'll see. Hmmm...must work on that one...

 

[McFraggle]

What do you plan to do with Michael Eisner if elected?

 

[Beauregard]

If elected, how do you plan on getting kids to do better at schools?

 

[Buck-Beaver]

If elected, will Muley flog Sadam personally?

Is he open to carpet-bombing Denmark? How about Tonga?

 

[Whatever]

Yay Muley! You've got my vote! Will you please outlaw Elvis while you're at it?

 

[Ryan]

What does Muley plan to do about the Rubber Chicken deprived children in America?

 

[Beauregard]

Mr Mule, do you intent to make Miss Piggy vice-president by your side?

 

[McFraggle]

Will you make the Swedish Chef an Ambassador to Sweden?