Muffins of Our Lives -- The Third Generation

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I think it's high-time this returned, so present you with:

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Muffins of Our Lives - The Third Generation

Another day, another world. In this one, Muffins no longer co-exist with humanity in perfect harmony. In fact, they are usually seen and not heard, living underground as a sub-Humanity group, often almost forgotten by the upper-class humans living above. And did I mention Vampires? But I'm getting ahead of myself... Welcome back to Metro Central...

Episode One: Valentino

The titles roll, skipping from character to character as they glance up at the camera, then to a tray of muffins falling from a table, muffins scattering.

Close on our first character, Prawnie, as his alarm clock wakes him on Saturday Morning, 13th February, 2030. He opens one eye an sighs...Another morning, another day.

Outside, a hover-train rumbles by, and inside two upper-class, Australian Teenage girls chatter excitedly over cups of tea. "Do you think it's true what they say about this city, Kiki? That it's haunted by the memory of Muffins past?" "I highly doubt that, Anna. All Muffins were wiped out after the Credit Crunch and Great Starvation on 2009..." They chat on, showing obvious excitment that they have arrived at Metro City for a using a Valentine's day offer, "Romantic Getaway" ticket designed for a couple, even though they are just friends coming to the city to look for a guy. The train rumbles on.

Down below, Ed 'The Count' Ward crosses the road and enters a coffee shop, carrying a newspaper under his arm. Beth the waitress greets him and hands him coffee which he carries to a table and is joined by his neice Toga.

"I'm telling you it's completly true...and that you should run the story," Toga insists. "There have been unsolved robberies, murders, and unpaid traffic tickets in this town for years, and the only clues have been a trail of Crumbs. Literally. There is something going on, and I know they are still here."

Although Ed is hardly convinced he reluctantly agrees to get his newspaper the Metro Chronical to look into it a bit more.

Meanwhile, Prawnie opens a safe hidden under his bed and removes something, then runs out the backdoor and down his garden, then an abandoned railway track to the entrance of the old Underground Station. Just as he's entering, he gets a call on his mobilepack. "Hello? Ike Muppetz is that you? Er...yeah, I can maybe meet you later. No, I'm still in bed. It's a weekend, right? Sure, I'll see you later man." He hangs up and walks down the steps into the station.

Elsewhere, Ed gets back to the main headquarters of Metro Chronical. "Morning Dr T." The often perceived as grouchy head of international affairs, DrTooth mutters something back and goes on typing an e-mail, and so Ed continues alone to a meeting with the Newspaper photographer, Jaimie.

"She seems to think that there's enough evidence of Muffin activity in this town for us to run a story. But I need proof before I can go ahead. I need photographs, J. Get in touch with Toga. She'll give you whatever help you need."

At the coffee shop, Ike Muppetz runs into Toga. "I'm meeting your boyf. later," he tells her. "Good luck with that," she responds.

And that's when the front of the hovertrain smashes into the ground outside the shop window.

Kiki and Anna are thrown across the cabin...but manage to do so without spilling their tea. "Did we totally just stop?" "Are we like totally there?" Then the entire train starts to creek and tip over sideways towards the street below.

Jaimie, below, snaps photographes.

Cut to darkness, where a giant smile and two beady eyes glint. "It is begun...Today we begin to reclaim our right to live." And laughter.

To be Continued... Credits roll.

After the credits: Prawnie emerges from the train station, glances at his watch, and starts running.

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There can be no appology from the cheeseyness of the dialogue, or the lame opening storylines. This is a soap, not a sitcom. Cheese is what it's all about. ...Mmm...cheese...

On another note though, any character suggestions are greatly received or any changes to your characters once they are written in. We already have some long-term storylines planned, but do give us your ideas as well!

Muffining up the lives of MCers is a long tradition, and I hope you can all enjoy it!

Beau
 

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SQUEEL! I'm so glad you brought this back again Beau! Yippeeeee! Muffiny goodness! Can you tell I'm excited?
 

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LOL! I love it! :big_grin: Awww, and thanks fer adding me in it, that's very sweet of ya Beau, I'm so flattered. :smile: This is brilltastic!
 

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Yes, it is you! You are officially Ike from here on :stick_out_tongue: As most of the names are based on Username, rather than actual names. The train-crash storyline seems locked on for a while, with new suspects appearing out of the woodwork.

Something I want to point out, because I love it, is that most of the "place names" or "company names" are a derivative of MC. Such as MetroCleanup.

Here's part Duece. I'll never be able to make this a daily thing, so I guess it's more like a mini-series drama than a soap opera. But it's written in an exagerated Soap-opera-ish style. Complete with all-american screen-doors :stick_out_tongue:

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Ed sits back at his desk in the offices of Metro Chronical. “I'm telling you, it's going to be a slow day...” He glances through letters in his in-box pile. A hand-written envelope draws his attention and he opens it, “It is begun.” the letter says, and continues, “Today we reclaim our right to live. Anyone want a coffee with that? - The M”

Outside the coffee shop, Jaimie snaps photographs, pinwheeling backwards away from the crashing main body of the hover-train. Suddenly, Lisa and Ike appear at his side. “What's happening!" Lisa screams. Ike grabs her back as a wall of hover-train carriage crashes down where Lisa was just stood.

Through the smoke and debris, policecars and ambulances screech to a stop. The camera pans across shocked faces. Beth, the owner of the coffee shop. Mat B., T. Heman, W. Rabbit, Heralde, Winslow. In the distance, Prawnie thuds to a sudden stop. Ike looks up.

Cut to later, where Ike is being questioned by the Chief of Police Kevin “the Fozz”. Kev hands him a coffee. “That's all I saw," Ike admits. “There was an almighty bang, like a balloon being popped, then out of nowwhere the train crashed down. It was horrible.”

“We located a bomb attached to the underside of the front carriage," Kev explains, “Luckily no one was seriously injured. However, whoever trigged the bomb must have been standing somewhere nearby when it happened.”

Elsewhere, in a hospital, Lisa bounces up to two girl's sharing a hospital ward. “Hi! I'm Lisa. I'm both interesting, and interested. Most interested in what it was like to be ON the train rather than UNDER the train when it fell. I'm a reporter. My Uncle owns the newspaper, well, he doesn't own it...But anyway, hi. Who are you?"

Anna and Kiki explain that they have come from Australia. Their first day in MetroCity. They didn't expect to find themselves facing death. “In fact, the closest we planned to come to death was a Death by Chocolate.” Lisa tells them she knows the perfect place for chocolate death, and they exchange numbers to meet up later.

At home, Prawnie makes a chocolate and cheese sandwhich while his mother fusses around him. “Tell me you weren't anywhere near that train crash this morning when it happened. I thought you were still in bed!"

“I was out mom. I wasn't even close.”

Ike knocks on the screen-door and comes in. “Hey man.”

Prawnie's mother mutters before leaving, “I do wish you wouldn't eat cheese with chocolate...It's not usual.”

“Matt says they are chemically the same!" Prawie shouts. “I believe him!"

At the coffee shop, Matt B., a chef, is baking mini-muffins for the cake-stand. “I thought it would take longer to clear up the debris...I'm glad no one was hurt, but its almost as if MetroCleanup knew this was going to happen today...They were literally parked around the corner."

“I hope that YOU clean up after you," Beth mutters. “Besides, we live in the cleanest city in America. They have nothing to do most days...They always park nearby, they drink coffee all morning.”

“Still...” Matt shoves the tray of Muffins in the oven.

At the newspaper office Lisa is buggin Ed with a story she's put together. “If I can promise you an exclusive interview with at least two of the train wreck survivors...”

“They all survived, Lisa.”

“...then will YOU give me a job, and access to any files relating to Muffin Conspiracies?"

In Prawnie's room, Ike and he are chatting. “Why did you tell your mom you weren't near the crash site?"

Prawnie frowns. “Because I wasn't. I was in bed all morning.”

“That's what you told me when I called you...problem is, I saw you there. Through the smoke.”

“Huh...” Prawnie bites his sandwich and shrugs, “You must be mistaken...”

To be continued...
 

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Oh no you din't... Coffee? Why wouldI drink that stuff? Hot chocolate's soooo much better. And newspapers? They still have those ratty wrappers in the year 2030? Pfeh... An infozine site would be better. And get me my proper staff of reporters, Erin R and Red Masters and we'll take care of those muffin thingys. BTW: Any romances/love triangles planned? Post when you can... But clear it with me if you want a new thread next time. *Off to complete a black ritual crosswords.
 

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Morning Ed. Just to clear up one thing, the "Anyone want Coffee with that?" line was in the letter he found. And the Newspaper site is basically based on the Daily Planet from Smallville and Superman. The idea of the series is that although it's set in the future, it retains almost all of the "cheese-fest" style of One Tree Hill or Home and Away.

From my British perspective, American soaps are very different to the traditional British soaps such as East Enders. In what I've seen of the American ones, all the cast are of model-style hotness, and everyone's a clique. Desperate Housewife style.

I've purposely included things like the Newspaper site and the Coffee House as retro-futuristic elements. While things like the hover-train, and the abandoned underground (as you will see later) hold much darker futuristic elements.

So, consider yourself Perry White :stick_out_tongue:

I'm working on love triangles at the moment. I need to know how people feel about them, whether they'd be uncomfortable being written in love with other MC members. If not, I'll bring in non-MC-based characters for the purpose of triangle love.
 

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Heh... Just funning ya a little. But by Great Caesar's Ghost (Perry White's exclamation there) I don't touch coffee. Why ya think I, er Prawny keeps dunking you with iced tea? :stick_out_tongue:

As far as the romances, so long as they're not rectangle or hexagon loves, I think we'll be fine. Just for the record, I'm with :rolleyes: in liking the hot womens okay?
Other than that, I'd say One Tree Hill is more of a teen drama. General Hospital and Days of Our Lives are more soap operaish. Or the ones I actually watched and liked, Soap a humorous series an/or Dark Shadows filled with supernatural mystique which I utterly love.

Take care Bo Re Mi Monster, and post more soonish. :attitude:
 

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hahaha, this is great! You've captured my anti-tea-spilling skills to...a...tea. :stick_out_tongue:
 

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How much do I love that I own the coffee shop? This is awesome Beau!
 
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