"You cannot handle Beauregard!" - So true.
"I have a head for business and a Beauregard for sin." - Dear goodness. . .
"Everybody! Everybody wants a piece of Beauregard!" - Don't they just?
"Perfect organism. Its structural perfection is matched only by its Beauregard." - That's a compliment, right?
"Gort! Klaatu barada Beau!" - Um?
"But why is the Beau gone?" - He's not! He's right here!
"When there's no more room in ****, the Beau will walk the earth." - Dear goodness. . .
"They don't throw their garbage away. They make it into Beau." - It hates me. . . this site hates me!
"That'll do, Beauregard. That'll do." - I suppose that says it all. . .
Here's some with various other words mixed in.
"Remember, you're fighting for this woman's Muppets, which is probably more than she ever did." - Um?
"I find your lack of Muppets disturbing." - Can we say that at every Disney store please?
"I want that Kermie, not excuses." - Piggy?
"I could dance with you 'til the Piggy come home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with the Piggy 'til you came home." - HA! In yer face. . . Someone who doesn't like Piggy.
"No, it is not dangerous to confuse Piggy with angels." - Hmmm.
"We'll always have Muffins." - We will!
"My mama always said life was like a box of Muffins." - Eeeee!
"I have always depended on the kindness of Ziffel." - *laughs*
"Pay no attention to that man behind the Penguins!" - oooh! Fun!
"Wait a minute, wait a minute. You ain't heard Mahna Mahna yet!" - Has anyone not heard that?
"You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel Beauergard?' Well, do ya, punk?"