Movie Idea: "A Movie Spoofing Movies"

[Barry Lee]

HOSTS:
Gonzo & Rizzo
CAST:
Kermit,Gonzo,Piggy,Pepe,Gonzo,Rizzo,Fozzie,Scooter,Animal,Janice,Robin,
Bean Bunny,Bunsen,Beaker,Statler,Waldorf,Sam the Eagle,Clifford,Sal,
Johnny,Bobo the Bear,Rowlf,Crazy Harry,Sweetums,Doglion,Buegard,
Pops,Floyd,Link,Lew Zealand

SCRIPT:

SCENE 1:Back Ground-American Flag
Sam the Eagle walks in.

Sam:"Hello and welcome to the Muppet Spoof Movie.You must have been a
muppet freako to come to this weird crazy..."

Crazy Harry:"did you say crazy?"

Sam:"Yes."

Crazy Harry makes a huge bang and runs off laughing.

Pepe:"Excuse okay? The movie is about to start."

Sam:"But I'm not.."

Scooter:"Take him out."

Doglion and Sweetums take Sam the Eagle out while
Beaker and buegard are changing the set to a theater set.

SCENE 2:Background-Theater

Gonzo:"Hello I'm Gonzo!!!"

Rizzo:"I'm Rizzo!!!"

Gonzo:"I know oure Rizzo."

Rizzo:"I'm just telling the audience"

BALCONY-

Statler:"Not funny A rat can do better!"
Waldorf:"He is a rat!"

THEATER-

Gonzo:"Why are they always here?"

Rizzo:"Don't know but anyway today we are remaking movie classic moments and putting them in muppet style!"

BACKSTAGE-

Kermit:"Okay everybody get ready!"

Miss Piggy dressing up like Princess Laya walks up to Kermit.

Piggy:"So why can't you be Luke?!"

Kermit:"I'm directing"

Link:"Are you ready?"

Piggy:"Read my lips 'HECK NO!"

ON-STAGE-

Gonzo:"I'm getting ready just stay theire Rizzo and intro the first act."

Rizzo:"And know... STAR WARTS!!!!"

Curtaing Rises

SCENE 3lanet Koozebane

Laya Piggy:"Help ME! Help ME!"

Link:"I'll save you!"

Dirth Nader:"Not so fast!"

Link:"GONZO?!!?!"

Dirth Nader:"No Dirth Nader! I have no resemblense with Gonzo!"

Laya Piggy:"HELP! HELP!"

Dirth:"You can't stop her I got my weapon!"

Link:"What Life Savers?!"

Dirth:"No that's candy I got Sweetums the Wooky!!!"

Suspenseful music comes.

Dirth:"Come on Sweetums!"

Scooter runs to Gonzo.

Scooter whispers to Gonzo.

Dirth:"Okay! I mean Fozzie the Wooky!"

Suspensful music.

Fozzie Wooky:"Rooaarr! Wokka Wokka!"

Laya Piggy:"Oh brother!"

Link:"It's not a wooky it's a bear!"

Dirth:"But this isn't"

Animal runs out.

Animal:"Ya Ga Ga!!!"

Narrator:"Continue later in the movie for the ending of Star Warts!!!!"

BALCONY-

Statler:"No wonder it's Star Warts it's so bad I even got warts!"

SCENE 4:Backstage-

Sam the Eagle:"Hey mouse give me a coffee"

Rizzo:"Who am I Mickey Mouse? I'm a Rat!"

Big Bird pops up.

Big Bird:"And they call me a duck!"

Kermit:"Rizzo get back on-stage and let Floyd co-host since Gonz still has to be in his costume!"

Floyd:"Maybe I can play a gig!"

ON-STAGE:

Floyd:"Welcome back oo oo!"

Rizzo:"What?!"

Floyd runs backstage.

Sal runs onstage.

Sal:"I'll cover for him what's next?"

Rizzo:"Your act!"

Sal:"Oh my act see ya!"

Sal runs behind curtain.

Rizzo:"Next up is about a boy who is an ape now we present to you Tarzan!"

SCENE 5:Jungle

Janice dressed as Jane walks up.

Janice:"This is pefect dad!"

Pops:"Yes it is!"

WHAT WILL HAPPEN? TOMMOROW I GOT TO CONTINUE I REALY WILL THIS time okay????
THANKS!