Moppet Family Idol

[Beauregard]

Father: Vic, I don't even wanna now how much you paid to get those puppeteers working in here...

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

*in their box*
Statler: Horrific!!
Waldorf: Terrible
DanDan: That's not very nice
*pushes them both over balcony*

 

[The Count]

Zoot: We're gettin' paid?
Floyd: Man, I knew I forgot something.
Dr. Teeth: Yeah, but everybody's having a melodious memory to last till the end o'time in perpetuity.
Animal: Forever!
Janice: Like that too, fer sure.

EM walk out laughing among themselves.

OK, where's the next act? Let's see, we had the Lautrek Sisters, the Four Fazoobs, Ramblin' Guy...
Wrong list. Biggy and Yakey, you're next!

 

[redBoobergurl]

Beth: I made it to the next round! Yippiee! Did you hear that Izzy!
*grabs Isabelle and swings her round the room*
Izzy: Yes dear, that's wonderful *turns into cat and crawls away from the crazy lady*

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

Biggy and Yakey, you're next!

DanDan: Pffft. Those guys? Don't you want someone with the natural grace of an elephant with the trots? I thought so, so I'll be going next...
Fem: You ruined my act, DanDan. I can't let you go on!!
DanDan: What if I take you with me?
Fem: Oh. OK then *grins*

*onstage*
*Music starts for I Got You, Babe*

DanDan: I don't care what people say
You may be a foot, but you make me smile each day
Fem: I ignore them when they say you're blue
'cos you got me and baby I got you...
Babe
DanDan: I got flu babe
Fem: I got you babe
DanDan: I got shoe babe *takes off shoe and throws it into audience*

Fem: You may talk nonsense all the time
I wish I hadn't written this song 'cos I can't find a ryhme
DanDan: You may be noseless, this is true
But you got me and baby I got you
Both: Babe
Fem: I got you babe
DanDan: I got Drew babe *pulls Drew Barrymore on stage*
Fem: I got two babe *pulls two Drew Barrymores on stage*
DanDan: I got doo babe *pulls Scooby Doo on stage*
Fem: I got foo babe *pulls Foo Fighters on stage*
DanDan: I got goo babe *gunge falls from ceiling*
All: I got....you....babe

 

[Vic Romano]

Don't worry dad, you had enough in your wallet.

 

[The Count]

Adam: Someone with the natural grace of an elephant with the trots... Yes. But we couldn't get him so we settled for...
*Sees DanDan and Fem already on stage.
Where's that dog to throw the rotten vegetables when we need him?

To Beth: That was a nice song Ms. Beth.
To Isabelle: Don't worry, it'll be all fright. Did you help the girls pick something out should they show up for an act later?
Then again, that other girl from down the lane named Lisa might purrfer to sing her own song from that wonderful story she wrote about the travelling/migrating log in the desert.

 

[redBoobergurl]

Izzy: Why yes I picked out some very lovely outfits for the girls. Simply purrfect indeed. But, of course, it's their decision if they want to come and sing or not. You know young kittens, never can make up their minds!

 

[Erine81981]

Uh Mr. Cole, Biggy isn't ready. He's waiting for Miss Ming. Can he wait? If so I'll go on. If thats ok.

 

[Beauregard]

Father: Well, it can't get any worse...*looks at list* I speak to o soon...Yak and Biggy, welcome the hairy hulks to the stage!!!