Monsterpiece Theater: St. Elmo's Fire

[minor muppetz]

Allistar Cookie: Good evening. Allistar Cookie here. Welcome to Monsterpiece theater. Tonight, me bring you classic '80s tale, ''St. Elmo's Fire''.

(cut to an amish setting. Elmo and Zoe are both wearing black amish clothes)
Zoe: Oh, St. Elmo, it is cold in here, but we are too young to use matches and lighters, there are no adults to start a fire for us, and since we are amish, we can't just turn up a heater. Whatever shall we do?
Elmo: Well, St. Zoe, we could start a fire by rubbing two sticks togetehr.
Zoe: Well, St. Elmo, don't just stand there. Give it a try.
Elmo: Okay. (picks up sticks and rubs) It's not starting yet. (rubs harder)
Zoe: Hurry! I'm getting colder!
Elmo: Hold your horses, St. Zoe.
Zoe: Okay. (picks up Buster and Fred the Wonder Horse)
(Elmo finally get's a fire started)
Elmo: St. Elmo finally got fire started! Yayyyyyyy!!!!

(cut back to living room)
Alistar Cookie: And so ends "St. Elmo's Fire". tune in next week when me bring you "St. Elmo's Pacifire".

 

[MartyMuppets]

HA HA love that final line. St.Elmo's pacifire. Good gag