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Sam and Friends Book*Fade into Allistair Cookie's library*
ALLISTAIR COOKIE: Hello there, and welcome again to Monsterpiece Theater; me your host, Allistair Cookie, and tonight me really happy to bring you happy little tale of happiness, guaranteed to make you feel happy... *Sighs* ME happy just thinking about it! *Chuckles, props feet up on foot stool* So now, join with me, as we view "Happy Feet"...
*Fade into a lively park, where various AM kids are playing various games in the background, such as baseball, frisbee, etc. In the foreground, a pair of feet muppets are running*
LEFT FOOT: Hey Righty, are you happy?
RIGHT FOOT: I'm happy, are you happy?
LEFT FOOT: Of course I'm happy, I'm happier than you are, now be quiet and listen...
*The feet continue to run, until the happen upon another pair of feet, who cross their path*
LEFT FOOT: Hey there, are you guys happy?
LEFT FOOT #2: Yeah, I'm happy, are you happy?
RIGHT FOOT #2: Sure I'm happy, how about you?
RIGHT FOOT: I couldn't be happier, are you happy?
LEFT FOOT: I'm happy as a clam, now let's get going!
*The two pairs of feet continue to run across the park, until they bump into another pair of feet*
LEFT FOOT: Hey, are you guys happy?
LEFT FOOT #3: *Crying* No... I'm sad.
OTHER FEET: Sad? !
LEFT FOOT: What's the matter with you?
LEFT FOOT #3: I'm sad, because my friend here keeps picking on me!
RIGHT FOOT: Why are you picking on him? Aren't you happy?
RIGHT FOOT #3: No! I'm mad!
OTHER FEET: Mad? !
RIGHT FOOT: Why are you mad?
RIGHT FOOT #3: I don't know! I don't know why I'm mad, I just am!
LEFT FOOT: Pff! Stop complaining and be happy!
RIGHT FOOT #3: I can't be happy, because I still feel so mad!
RIGHT FOOT: Well, there has to be SOME reason why you're mad.
RIGHT FOOT #3: I don't know WHAT the reason is, I'm JUST MAD!
LEFT FOOT #3: And him being mad, and him picking on me makes me sad!
LEFT FOOT: Well then, we're just going to have to do SOMETHING to make you guys happy!
RIGHT FOOT: Hey, what's all that mushy stuff between your toes?
RIGHT FOOT #3: Huh? What mushy stuff? *Wiggles toes* OOH! I don't know what's going on, but it's making me so mad!
LEFT FOOT: Huh. It's nothin' but a bunch of toe jam!
OTHER FEET: Toe jam? !
RIGHT FOOT #3: Now that makes me REALLY mad!
LEFT FOOT #3: I don't like toe jam... that makes me even more sad.
LEFT FOOT #2: I know how you feel, toe jam makes me sad too...
RIGHT FOOT #2: Same here, I'm feeling sad now too.
RIGHT FOOT: I'm not happy anymore...
LEFT FOOT: Aw, there's nothing to this... let me show you...
*The left foot makes its way over to the angry right foot, and proceeds to dig out the toe jam with its own toes, until finally, the irritated right foot is jam free*
LEFT FOOT: There, how's that?
RIGHT FOOT #3: Hey... hey... I... I feel different! I... I feel... HAPPY!
OTHER FEET: Happy?
RIGHT FOOT #3: Yeah! I feel REALLY happy!
LEFT FOOT #3: Oh boy! If you're happy, them I'M happy!
LEFT FOOT #2: And now that you mention it, I feel happy too!
RIGHT FOOT #2: Yeah, I'm feeling happy again as well!
RIGHT FOOT: Me too, I'm happy! Are you happy?
LEFT FOOT: No, I'm mad now!
OTHER FEET: Mad? !
RIGHT FOOT: Why are you mad now?
LEFT FOOT: Because now I'M stuck with all of this toe jam between my toes... it makes me so mad!
RIGHT FOOT: That's too bad... that makes me feel kind of sad...
RIGHT FOOT #2: Yeah, now I feel kind of sad too...
LEFT FOOT #2: Same here, I'm feeling really sad now.
LEFT FOOT #3: I feel sad... are you sad?
RIGHT FOOT #3: Nope! I'm happy! Because I'm not the one who's stuck with that toe jam!
LEFT FOOT #3: If you're happy, I'm happy!
LEFT FOOT #2: I feel a little happy seeing other feet happy!
RIGHT FOOT #2: Yeah, all this happiness is making me feel happy too!
RIGHT FOOT #3: Well then, what are we waiting for? Let's go play some kickball!
OTHER FEET: Yeah!
*The two pairs of feet run off, though the original pair stay put*
RIGHT FOOT: So... you're not happy?
LEFT FOOT: Of course I'm not happy! I've so full of toe jam, I'm mad!
RIGHT FOOT: Seeing you mad makes me feel kind of sad... I don't feel happy anymore...
*Fade into Allistair Cookie's library*
ALLISTAIR COOKIE: And so end "Happy Feet"... me wonder if me feet happy... *Talks to feet* Hello lit-tle Cookie feet! You happy? *Fakes a squeaky voice, while wiggling left foot* Oh, yah-yah, me happy! *Natural voice* How about you other Cookie foot, you happy? *Faking another squeaky voice, while wiggling right foot* No, me sad! *Naturally voice* Aw, why you sad Cookie foot? *Squeaky foot* 'Cause me hungry, me want COOKIE! *Naturally voice* Cookie? Yeah, me want cookie too... all this talk of cookie made me feel hungry now... let us all go into kitchen and get cookies! Yah-yah-yah!
*Cookie gets up from his chair, and runs off camera, so the director speaks up*
DIRECTOR: *ADR* Eh... that's all the time with have left for tonight, so this... Allistair Cookie... saying "buh-bye" from Monsterpiece Theater...
ALLISTAIR COOKIE: Hello there, and welcome again to Monsterpiece Theater; me your host, Allistair Cookie, and tonight me really happy to bring you happy little tale of happiness, guaranteed to make you feel happy... *Sighs* ME happy just thinking about it! *Chuckles, props feet up on foot stool* So now, join with me, as we view "Happy Feet"...
*Fade into a lively park, where various AM kids are playing various games in the background, such as baseball, frisbee, etc. In the foreground, a pair of feet muppets are running*
LEFT FOOT: Hey Righty, are you happy?
RIGHT FOOT: I'm happy, are you happy?
LEFT FOOT: Of course I'm happy, I'm happier than you are, now be quiet and listen...
*The feet continue to run, until the happen upon another pair of feet, who cross their path*
LEFT FOOT: Hey there, are you guys happy?
LEFT FOOT #2: Yeah, I'm happy, are you happy?
RIGHT FOOT #2: Sure I'm happy, how about you?
RIGHT FOOT: I couldn't be happier, are you happy?
LEFT FOOT: I'm happy as a clam, now let's get going!
*The two pairs of feet continue to run across the park, until they bump into another pair of feet*
LEFT FOOT: Hey, are you guys happy?
LEFT FOOT #3: *Crying* No... I'm sad.
OTHER FEET: Sad? !
LEFT FOOT: What's the matter with you?
LEFT FOOT #3: I'm sad, because my friend here keeps picking on me!
RIGHT FOOT: Why are you picking on him? Aren't you happy?
RIGHT FOOT #3: No! I'm mad!
OTHER FEET: Mad? !
RIGHT FOOT: Why are you mad?
RIGHT FOOT #3: I don't know! I don't know why I'm mad, I just am!
LEFT FOOT: Pff! Stop complaining and be happy!
RIGHT FOOT #3: I can't be happy, because I still feel so mad!
RIGHT FOOT: Well, there has to be SOME reason why you're mad.
RIGHT FOOT #3: I don't know WHAT the reason is, I'm JUST MAD!
LEFT FOOT #3: And him being mad, and him picking on me makes me sad!
LEFT FOOT: Well then, we're just going to have to do SOMETHING to make you guys happy!
RIGHT FOOT: Hey, what's all that mushy stuff between your toes?
RIGHT FOOT #3: Huh? What mushy stuff? *Wiggles toes* OOH! I don't know what's going on, but it's making me so mad!
LEFT FOOT: Huh. It's nothin' but a bunch of toe jam!
OTHER FEET: Toe jam? !
RIGHT FOOT #3: Now that makes me REALLY mad!
LEFT FOOT #3: I don't like toe jam... that makes me even more sad.
LEFT FOOT #2: I know how you feel, toe jam makes me sad too...
RIGHT FOOT #2: Same here, I'm feeling sad now too.
RIGHT FOOT: I'm not happy anymore...
LEFT FOOT: Aw, there's nothing to this... let me show you...
*The left foot makes its way over to the angry right foot, and proceeds to dig out the toe jam with its own toes, until finally, the irritated right foot is jam free*
LEFT FOOT: There, how's that?
RIGHT FOOT #3: Hey... hey... I... I feel different! I... I feel... HAPPY!
OTHER FEET: Happy?
RIGHT FOOT #3: Yeah! I feel REALLY happy!
LEFT FOOT #3: Oh boy! If you're happy, them I'M happy!
LEFT FOOT #2: And now that you mention it, I feel happy too!
RIGHT FOOT #2: Yeah, I'm feeling happy again as well!
RIGHT FOOT: Me too, I'm happy! Are you happy?
LEFT FOOT: No, I'm mad now!
OTHER FEET: Mad? !
RIGHT FOOT: Why are you mad now?
LEFT FOOT: Because now I'M stuck with all of this toe jam between my toes... it makes me so mad!
RIGHT FOOT: That's too bad... that makes me feel kind of sad...
RIGHT FOOT #2: Yeah, now I feel kind of sad too...
LEFT FOOT #2: Same here, I'm feeling really sad now.
LEFT FOOT #3: I feel sad... are you sad?
RIGHT FOOT #3: Nope! I'm happy! Because I'm not the one who's stuck with that toe jam!
LEFT FOOT #3: If you're happy, I'm happy!
LEFT FOOT #2: I feel a little happy seeing other feet happy!
RIGHT FOOT #2: Yeah, all this happiness is making me feel happy too!
RIGHT FOOT #3: Well then, what are we waiting for? Let's go play some kickball!
OTHER FEET: Yeah!
*The two pairs of feet run off, though the original pair stay put*
RIGHT FOOT: So... you're not happy?
LEFT FOOT: Of course I'm not happy! I've so full of toe jam, I'm mad!
RIGHT FOOT: Seeing you mad makes me feel kind of sad... I don't feel happy anymore...
*Fade into Allistair Cookie's library*
ALLISTAIR COOKIE: And so end "Happy Feet"... me wonder if me feet happy... *Talks to feet* Hello lit-tle Cookie feet! You happy? *Fakes a squeaky voice, while wiggling left foot* Oh, yah-yah, me happy! *Natural voice* How about you other Cookie foot, you happy? *Faking another squeaky voice, while wiggling right foot* No, me sad! *Naturally voice* Aw, why you sad Cookie foot? *Squeaky foot* 'Cause me hungry, me want COOKIE! *Naturally voice* Cookie? Yeah, me want cookie too... all this talk of cookie made me feel hungry now... let us all go into kitchen and get cookies! Yah-yah-yah!
*Cookie gets up from his chair, and runs off camera, so the director speaks up*
DIRECTOR: *ADR* Eh... that's all the time with have left for tonight, so this... Allistair Cookie... saying "buh-bye" from Monsterpiece Theater...
