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Kermit sat in his room, crying. "I can't live," Kermit said, "I must leave." Fozzie walked him and sat by him.
"We tried," Fozzie said. "I can't live on," the frog said, giving his pocket knife and opening it, "Kill me or I'll do it myself." The bear tried to put it down, but Kermit took it.
"SOMEONE, GET IN HERE!" Fozzie screamed. "Please kill me or I will do it myself," the frog cried, "I can't get her screaming for me out of my head."
Gonzo ran in and tried to talk to him.
Unfourtantly, that didn't work. "Tell Robin that I love him," the frog said.
Fozzie heard something like a knife sticking into someone. He turned around and Kermit was on the floor, bleeding.
Kermit's hearing echoed as they screamed Bunsen's name.
~~~
A few days later, he woke up. "Why?" he asked, "Piggy's..." "Here," Piggy finished, "I'm here, Kermit."
He got up and got down on one knee with a ring. "Will you marry me?" he asked. "Yes!" Piggy exclaimed. He slid the ring on her finger and they shared a kiss. "I love you, Piggy," he said. "I love you," she said.
The end!!!
"We tried," Fozzie said. "I can't live on," the frog said, giving his pocket knife and opening it, "Kill me or I'll do it myself." The bear tried to put it down, but Kermit took it.
"SOMEONE, GET IN HERE!" Fozzie screamed. "Please kill me or I will do it myself," the frog cried, "I can't get her screaming for me out of my head."
Gonzo ran in and tried to talk to him.
Unfourtantly, that didn't work. "Tell Robin that I love him," the frog said.
Fozzie heard something like a knife sticking into someone. He turned around and Kermit was on the floor, bleeding.
Kermit's hearing echoed as they screamed Bunsen's name.
~~~
A few days later, he woke up. "Why?" he asked, "Piggy's..." "Here," Piggy finished, "I'm here, Kermit."
He got up and got down on one knee with a ring. "Will you marry me?" he asked. "Yes!" Piggy exclaimed. He slid the ring on her finger and they shared a kiss. "I love you, Piggy," he said. "I love you," she said.
The end!!!