Minor Muppetz' MT! outline: Weird Al Yankovic

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And now a script for another part of the show:

(Carl goes to the commissionary)
Seymour: What would you like to have?
Carl: I'll have a dirty plate and a toaster.
Seymour: All righty, then.
Rizzo: (stickig head out of Carl's mouth) And I'll have some swiss cheese.
Seymour: Okey Dokie.
(Weird Al enters)
Weird Al: hello, everybody.
Carl: Hey, it's Weird Al Yankovic!
Weird Al: hi, Carl.
Seymour: What can I get you, Al?
Weird Al: I'll have a Twinkie Weiner Sandwhich.
Seymour: We're all out, but you can have a spatula.
Weird Al: Well, I'm kind of on a diet, and I don't...
Carl: (demanding) Just eat it!
Rizzo: Why don't you eat it, carl?
Carl: I'm on a diet, too!
Rizzo: Then why did you eat my cheese?
Carl: For the last time, I did not eat your cheese! You believe me, don't you, Mr. Yankovic?
Weird Al: yes, i do.
Carl: Good!
Rizzo: uh, why do you beleive him?
Weird Al: Because I am the one who ate your cheese.
Rizzo: What!?
Weird Al: I'm sorry.
Rizzo: Well, sorry doesn't change the fact that you ate my cheese...
Carl: (continuing) ...nor does it change the fact that Rizzo accused me.
Weird Al: Well, I'm sorry for both. But it's time for my closing number.
Rizzo: Well, will you sing "Harvey the Wonder hamster"?
Weird Al: No. (walks away)
Rizzo: How about Christmas At Ground Zero?
Weird Al: No.
Carl: Will you sing Lasagna?
Weird Al: No.
Rizzo: Well, what about.....
 

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And now... the good-nights.

Clifford: Well, thanks for watching tonights show, and here is our guest star once again, Weird Al Yankovic!
(the crowd cheers as Weird Al Yankovic walks on)
Weird Al: Thanks for having me on here, Clifford, I had a wonderful time. I only regret not working with Rowlf or The Electric Mayhem.
Clifford: Well, I'm sorry.
Weird Al: Sorry doesn't change the fact that....
Rizzo: hey, I'm out.
Weird al: Well, congraduations.
carl: yeah, I let him out after he promised to buy me some cheese.
Weird Al: yeah.. (starts sniffing carl's breath) hey, I smell balogna on your breath, and my balogna has been missing after I performed the opening number.
carl: I didn't eat your stinking balogna!
Rizzo: Yeah, I did!
Weird Al: Well, now I'm no longer sorry for eating your cheese.
Clifford: Well, uh, good night, everybody!
 

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Wonderful Minor Muppetz. The joke about Rizzo eating the cheese after Carl inside his stomach was superb. Fits in perfectly with the sort of adult humour prevalent throughout Muppets Tonight.
I liked Bill's line about it to Carl. Bill could have put his hand over his mouth and rushed off in a dash towards the men's room. What a hilarious thought!:big_grin: :zany:
 

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I can't believe I haven't replied to this outline yet. I love the script that you've done; it's great! Keep 'em comming!
 

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This was one of the best fics you ever wrote:excited:
Like Fragglemuppet said keep em coming:excited:
 
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