Minor Muppetz' MT! outline: Chris Rock

[minor muppetz]

This outline features Chris Rock and takes place in thr first season.

Cold Opening/ office
Kermit interviews a talking rock, Chris the Rock.

Introduction
Clifford mentions that in honor of Chris Rock, tonights show will be edgier.

Comedy Act
Chris Rock does a stand-up routine. a fox comes on-stage and Chris asks to "get the fox out of here!" then a duck comes on-stage, and Chris wants to "get the duck out of here!".

Nursing Home
Statler: back in my days we didn't have bad boy humor.
waldorf: back in my days we didn't have good humor.

Controll Room
Chris Rock has inspired Fozzie to change his comedy style. He asks Chris to make him into a bad boy comedian.

Song: Smells Like Team Spirit
a group of chimpanzies sing the Nirvana song.

Nursing Home
Statler: I couldn't understand a word they said.
Waldorf: ah, maybe you need a new hearing aid.
Statler: what?

Dressing Room
Sam tells Chris Rock that his humor is innapropiate and unamerican. Chris doesn't care.

Introduction
Clifford introduces "Carl, The Big mean Mutha (bleep)".

Carl th big green mutha !@#$%%
"hi, i'm Carl, and tonight I'm gonna..." (the scene quickly changes to a "stand-by" card).

Controll Room
Nigel can't beleive that the censors approved of that act.

(commercial break)

Dressing Room
Chris Rock helps Fozzie with his act. Chris The Rock enters and wants an autograph. Gonzo and Rizzo tell Chris The Rock that he is on next.

Introduction
Kermit introduces Chris The Rock, "Not to be confused with chris Rock".

Nursing Home
Waldorf: oh, thats good.
Statler: yeah, maybe this guy will be funny.

Chris the Rock
"so, a guy says, 'who was that lady i saw you with last night?', and i say, 'that was no lady, that was mt. rushmores daughter'".

Controll room
kermit, Clifford and Nigel can't beleive this act, and don't think that any act can be worse. then Fozzie and Chris Rock enter the room. For no reason at all, Chris tells fozzie that he should appear on-stage as a mystery comic, so he wears a sack over his body.

Introduction
kermit introduces a mystery comedian.

Fozzies Act
fozzie wears the sack, but the audience boos him ("I can't beleive that this mystery comic is worse than Fozzie bear")

Controll Room
Fozzie can't beleive that he was "lame in the sack". meanwhile, Chris decides that hew ants to do an old-fashioned musical number.

Closing Number: Lullaby Of broadway
Chris sings in front of a broadway setting, although thanks to andy and randy, the sets keep falling apart.

outside
a group of attractive young girls want chris the rocks autograph, but he can't sign their photos due to having no arms.

 

[minor muppetz]

performers

In my mind, here are the performers of some characters:
*kevin Clash as Chris The Rock.
*Bill Barretta as the fox.
*Brian Henson as the Duck.
*Leslie Carrarra, Steve Whitmire, Frank Oz, and dave Goelz as the attractive young girls who appear at the end.

 

[Fragglemuppet]

I'm sorry I didn't review this up until now. It's hilarious! I love the introduction of "Karl, the big mean motha-bleep."

 

[MartyMuppets]

I love the humour of Carl mutha-bleep too.

Also the stand up comedy with getting the fox and duck out of here is very funny as well. LOL

 

[Stan Davis]

who perform these characters
a group of chimpanzies

 

[minor muppetz]

who perform these characters
a group of chimpanzies

All the main performers... Steve, Brian, Jerry, Bill, Dave, but not Frank.