Meeting the Muppets (Narrated by Jaz)

[Misskermie]

　
Chapter Three-
And now... An upset Pig(s in space!)
　
　
　
As I finally made my way upstairs, I walked in the attic to find some signatures on the wall.
"Hi Fozzie, this is your sister! Call Me! -Mo"
I didn't know Fozzie had a sister!
"Warldorf was here! DOH HO HO!"
Wow... Must be Waldorf's alter ego or something.
"Stop Number Five In Outer Space. -Traveling Matt"
Outer Space?
"Jay beat Jaz here! Nyah Nyah!"
How did my cousin beat me here?
"Janken+Scooter"
Hm. So Scooter WASN'T going to die alone. (=P)
Since that was the last signature on the list, I decided to get cleaning. Now, I was sorting everything, until I came across a chest labeled "Muppet Memories." Yes, I had to open it, it was irresistable.
As I opened the chest, I saw pictures of some of the Muppets as teenagers! Fozzie had braces! Wow... And Piggy wore glasses! I wonder why she doesn't need them now... And Kermit... Looks the same... Wow... Oh well. Beyond the Adolesent pictures, was a pigs in space uniform, similar to Miss Piggy's! It was just my size! There was also a note attached.
"Dear Janken, I'm very sorry for accidently making your Pigs In Space Uniform into a dress. I thought you were a girl. My sincerest apologies. I understand that this ruins your chances of being in Pigs In Space, and I'm very sorry for this opprotunity loss. -Hilda"
I still don't know who this Janken guy is, but it seems that Hilda screwed up big time! Well, since I didn't see Janken around, I thought that maybe I'd try on the costume. I locked the attic door, and changed my clothes. I looked good in uniform! It was only a little bit snug, but I still liked it! I decided I was going to go show Miss Piggy. She might like the fact that someone, other than the mink she has, is copying her. I went outside, and bumped into Sweetums! I fell on the floor like a clutz!
"Oh, Sorry, Hey! You're supposed to be onstage! The Sketch Is starting! Don't worry, I'll get you there!" Sweetums scooped me up, and he dragged me onstage! I tried to tell him that several times, but the way he was carrying me, my mouth was covered, and my voice was muffled!
"And now, Pigs In Spaaaaaaace!!!" The announcer said. The closer I got to the stage, the more freaked out I got. I have a serious case of stage fright. It's not acting I have a problem with. It's talking in front of people! Since I won't have a script, I'll DIE!!! "Hey, what are you doing here?" Strangepork asked.
"Artichoke!" I yelled.
"What?" Link asked.
"Spinach!" I shouted.
At that moment, Miss Piggy came into the scene. Now I'm screwed! "What are vous doing on Moi's set?" Piggy demanded answers. There was only one thing I thought I could do. Sing a Muppety song! Preforming would make it easy! "Hello? I asked you a question!" Piggy yelled.
Coddleston, coddleston, coddleston pie, a fly can't bird, but a bird can fly. Ask me a riddle, and I'll reply, coddleston, coddleston pie.
"I can't believe this...I can't BELIEVE THIS!!!" Miss Piggy shouted. Strangepork and Link were terrified from her outburst, but I was able to distact them all with the next verse.
Coddleston, coddleston, coddleston pie, a fish can't whistle, and niether can I. Ask me a riddle and I reply, coddleston, coddleston, cod-dle-ston Piiiiiiiiiie. Coddleston, Coddleston, coddleston pie, why does a chicken? I don't know why. Ask me a riddle and I reply, Coddleston, Coddleston, Coddleston pie.
After I finished, the audience applaused, and everything went black. I wasn't sure as to what happened, but whatever the heck it was, it wasn't good. I woke up in a Vet's hospital sketch, and Rowlf and janice were looking down on me, while Miss Piggy looked like she could care less.
"Wh-What happened?" I asked.
"Like, you passed out. We like, tried to wake you up, but like, you were rully unconsious!" Janice explained.
"Oh..." I said. I got off of the stretcher, and proceeded backstage. I felt a little embarrassed.
"Look Doctor Bob! You're losing your patience!" Janice yelled. "We used that joke already!" Piggy growled.
"Well what can I say? You can't teach an old dog new tricks, but you can teach him old jokes!" Rowlf chuckled.
　
From backstage, I congratulated everyone.
"Great job Rowlf!"
"Thank ya."
"Totally groovy Janice!"
"Like, I rully appriciate it!
"Fantastic job Miss Piggy!"
I was ignored.
I sighed.
And then I wished the person writing this would stop describing my feelings.
Oh well...
I just knew it was gonna be a long day...