I just remembered:
I ran an advertisement for a friend once because she was too afraid to go places to find a date:
Hockey-playing broad looking for meek little man to love and cherish, must be a good listener and agree with everything she says. Must have a well-paying job, cook good, clean house, and wash cars. Must like cats and dogs and living in the country. Must like leather.
She got responses from midgets, a mute, a small-business owner, a chef, a maintenance man, a vet, and a cow.
HA HAAAA!!