MC Dorms: Sorry, We're Closed Take 2

[The Count]

Hmmm, who were you gonna suggest Digit?

 

[RedPiggy]

Turbo: 'Ey, Rizzo ... Kell's cryin' her eyeballs out ovah at the Docks. Why da heck is dat? She gonna move?

Rizzo (grins, shakes head): Nah. Ev'ryt'ing's been worked out wit' da Lord an' Mastah of Hensonville. She's cryin' 'cause now she's a nurse. *continues reading newspaper* Hope St. Lovelady pays well.

 

[The Count]

*Wants to be the first to say it to Kelly here...

Hellooooooooo Nurse!

 

[AnimatedC9000]

Vicki: Oh. My... o.o

Digit: ... *faints*

Waldo: WOW, that's something I thought I'd never see 'em do... O.O

Lips: *is it hot in here, or is it just him...? XPPP* <333

Cait: ... 8D *drooool*

Janice: *calming her fit of giggles* ... like, great number. XPPP

 

[RedPiggy]

Me (watches LOST that she taped, entranced)

Rizzo (eating popcorn): She's been like dat fer hours.

Me (laughs)

Oscar (sighs): What is it now?

Me: Does anyone remember when, in the Comeback King Saga, I had Tosh and Lou get lost on the LOST island because there was a heart of the Rock hidden there?

Rizzo: No.

Oscar: No.

Turbo: Yeh, so?

Me (laughs): When the Temple people on the season premiere freak out because the Smoke Monster might come after them, I'll be darned if someone isn't harvesting giant radishes at the time.

Turbo: O_O Dere really WERE Gorg radishes on dat island?

Me (smiles): Either that, or the writers saw my fanfic. *laughs*

 

[RedPiggy]

Me (growling)

Rizzo: What is it now?

Me (rewinds and plays tape over and over): They weren't radishes. They were just flowers. Grrrrrrr!

 

[The Count]

Dunno... Maybe it was your playing that Gaga album, hee. You'll have to ask the boys down at the town's police station, without getting caught.

*Orders some dinner from Mae Wong's. They have those short ribs I like, with rice and fries.

 

[AnimatedC9000]

Digit: *lying down on a couch* Uh, remind me why we're doing this again... o_o

Vicki: And can I please have my glasses back?

Cait: *wearing Vicki's glasses* We are here to asess your problem, Mr. ... Digit, is it?

Digit: What problem? I don't have a problem? What on Earth makes you think that I--

Cait: Tim Curry.

Digit: *screams* HE'S GONNA EAT MEEEE! ;-; *screams again while running around, looking for a place to hide*

Cait: ... and, therefore, my hypothesis is correct. You have Curryphobia, Digit. XPP

Lips: *walks up to Zoot* Hey, Zoot. How've ya been? =33

Janice: Hmm? ... *shrugs the notion off and continues to strum her guitar*

 

[AnimatedC9000]

Vicki: *grabs her glasses from Cait* ... *blinkblink* Do I want to know?

Cait: Oh, hi Vicki. =33 I just made a breakthough with Digit! He has a fear of Tim Curry!

Digit: *screams and runs by*

Vicki: Suddenly, his uneasiness on the set of Muppet Treasure Island makes sense to me now...

 

[RedPiggy]

Me (goes around singing Timewarp)

Rizzo (waves): 'Ey, Cait! Long time no see!

Oscar (to Zoot): Oh, fer Pete's sake! I got dozens o' copies o' dose wanted posters right here -- the whole band is wanted, heheheheheh!

Turbo (squints at the fine print): Dis says "April Fools". What does dat mean?