MC Dorms: Sorry, We're Closed Take 2

[RedPiggy]

Kelly (wakes up, laughing)

Pearl: Huh. Well, bless my little country heart ... just singin' got her up. Guess I shoulda tried that first ...

 

[The Count]

*Dreaming of how yesh Spammy as the White Rabbit would be... Or as Queen of Haaawrts too... <333

 

[RedPiggy]

Kelly (drinking some grape juice, watching the water gun fight): Heheh.

Pearl (also drinking grape juice and watching the water gun fight): Lordy, it sure is hot out here. I could USE a good showerin'.

Cotterpin: Can I have some grape juice?

Kelly (smirks): It's kind of been out for awhile. Um ... expired.

Pearl (smirks): Yes'm, it sure has.

Cotterpin: So why are you drinking it?

Kelly: Because it's there.

Pearl (nods): SOMEONE has to finish it off ....

Cotterpin: Riiight. So, is there anything we're gonna do today?

Kelly: Me an' Pearl saw Terminator this morning. It was ssssuper.

Pearl: Shame we couldn't bring along that nice young robotic man with us.

Kelly: I didn't want to just assume Digit would go because he's a cyborg. *sips* Still, Marcus does remind of me of Digit in a lot of ways. *sigh*

Cotterpin: So, you're still stuck on Digit, then?

Kelly: Don't you have a Waldo to woo, Cotterpin?

Cotterpin (sighs): Waldo ...

 

[RedPiggy]

Kelly (to Pearl): Sssso, are we gonna join the water fight?

Pearl: I sure enough hope so. It's hotter than an oven trapped in lava around here.

Kelly: But we have ... no waterguns.

Cotterpin (sighs): What would you do without me? *pulls out a remote and pushes a button ... making every sprinkler within a hundred yards go off at once* Heeheeheehee!

Kelly (laughs): Okay, we win.

 

[RedPiggy]

Kelly (rolls over laughing)

Pearl (to Cotterpin): Alright, hon ... you've had your fun. Let the nice young'uns dry out some.

Cotterpin: Aww. *turns off sprinklers*

Kelly (takes some towels to Zoot, Chamberlain, and Spamela, trying hard not to giggle)

 

[Beauregard]

Bo: Can anyone direct me to a night club?
Bobo: Will Beau boogie?
Beau: *opens and closes mouth* *frowns*

 

[RedPiggy]

Pearl (perks up): Nightclub? Well, I've been a-hankerin' to open mah own saloon 'round these parts ... just haven't gotten around to it yet.

 

[Beauregard]

Bo: Saloon? Well...if anyone wants their nails done, perhaps they should speak to you, dear.
Bobo: Oh, I should get my nails done.

 

[RedPiggy]

Pearl: O_O. Uh-HUH. I think you got the wrong idea, sugah-pumpkin. A saloon is a country-style bar-slash-restaurant-slash ... entertainment...

 

[Beauregard]

Bo: I may have been thinking of a Salon...
Beau: Mmm...samon...
Bobo: I really should get my nails done.