MC Dorms: 2009: Home for the Holidays.

[The Count]

*Leaves note thanking Kells, with a small raincloud tack, as a rain or snowcheck as the case may be.

 

[RedPiggy]

Kelly: Uh, yeah, I'll have some barbecue beef ribs, a loaded baked potato, some sweet iced tea, and a cosmo.

Pearl: I forget, do I have a cook an' a waiter?

Kelly (taps furiously on her keyboard): Now you do. I'm not cooking and serving all these meals and drinks.

Pearl: O_O Okay, well, then, I reckon I'll have a few pork fajitas an' some black beans. Top it off with a pitcher of water. Oh, an' I want extra peppers. *watches Zoot attempt to order* Why doncha try some o' mah best wine?

 

[The Count]

*Listening to MCR. Oohing and aahing as Prairie lights up the Christmas tree.

 

[The Count]

Why Miss Pearl! Are you trying to seduce him?
OOC: Couldn't resist.

 

[The Count]

That's S-A-N-T-A Claus!

Lemme try a verse.

He'll die upon reentry.
Burned up in the atmosphere.
Hooray for Santa Claus!

 

[RedPiggy]

Kelly: O_O

Pearl: O_O

 

[The Count]

What... That's how it went. Ask about Big John Hurt as Santa Claus in O Little Town of Deathlehem! or its sequel, I Saw Mommy Keelling Santa Under the Murdertoe Last Christmas!

 

[The Count]

So did you hear the one about the guy who was trying to find something green and little and fluffy...
Count: An elf?
And you put it on a stick...
Count: A dead elf.
Mmm, that joke goes over better when it's Septober.
Just in time for Septoberfest.

 

[RedPiggy]

Kelly: I only remember Crow's "Roadhouse Christmas" song because I had the soundtrack CD. *sighs* Good times, good times...

Pearl (shakes her head): I see. Thanks, but no -- I'm a honeycomb just waitin' for that bee, but I know what I fed him yesterday mornin'. He don't strike me as one ta brush his teeth very often.

 

[RedPiggy]

Pearl (pokes Kelly with a stick): Well, darlin's, I reckon Kelly's done fer tonight. I hope ya don't mind, but I need ta go drop her off on Spike's lazy lil' lap ovah at her apartment. We'll catch y'all later. *whispers to Ed and Tony* Don't let that cute little delinquent near mah cash register, 'kay? *leaves with Kelly draped drooling over her shoulder*