MC:BB - An All New Season

[DanDanStrawberry]

*goes into attic*

Hmmmm....where can I find some bats...? *extends net and a bat flies into it*. Well....that was easy

 

[Beakerfan]

How long do we have to complete this challenge?

 

[The Count]

*Intercom: Well... Since this isn't a HOH/eviction challenge, I'd say you have till Monday or I'll let you know based on the totals when I think you've caught them all.

Spooking of which...
Alex: 6 bats.
Kyle 5 bats.
Beth 2 bats.
Dan: 1 bat.
Keep haunting!

 

[Erine81981]

Attic

*cell phone* You think you can be here soon.

A dark shadowy person steps into the light reviling a purlpish color with cape, monocle and two small pointed teeth, "Did you call?"

Yes! Could you do your famous song about bats for me?

Count: Of course. Music maestro!

*music starts*

Count: In old Transylvania, vhen I was a lad
Our castle was poor, but ve never were sad
Ve learned to be happy!
Ve’d dance ‘round the hall
And learning to count vas the key to it all
By counting each count, I knew just vhere to start
And one special step has stayed close to my heart

[He begins to waltz about the room.] Ha ha ha ha.....

One, two, three, spread out the cape
One, two, three, twirl ‘round the floor
One, two, three, left foot you swing
One, two, three, then start to sing
One, two, three, loud as you please!
One, two, three, counting with ease!
One, two, three, doing the batty bat!

Bats: Batty, batty bat; batty bat; batty bat; batty bat!

Count: One, two, three, count!

Bats: Batty, batty bat; batty bat; batty bat; batty bat!

Count: One, two, three, count!

Bats: Batty, batty bat; batty bat; batty bat; batty bat!

Count: One, two, three, count!
Won’t you dance with me, doing the batty bat?

[speaking]

Ah, my happy childhood in the Carpathian mountains! How well I remember!

[singing]

So now, in my own castle, I can enjoy
This wonderful dance that I learned as a boy
I see just how wise was my whole family
They taught me to count, and so now look at me!
I’m counting and dancing, and I swear that it’s true ...
If you do the same, you will be happy, too!

[speaking]

Come! We try again!

[He resumes waltzing and singing]

One, two, three, spread out the cape
One, two, three, twirl ‘round the floor
One, two, three, left foot you swing
One, two, three, then start to sing
One, two, three, loud as you please!
One, two, three, counting with ease!
One, two, three, doing the batty bat!

Bats: Batty, batty bat; batty bat; batty bat; batty bat!

Count: One, two, three, count!

Bats: Batty, batty bat; batty bat; batty bat; batty bat!

Count: One, two, three, count!

Bats: Batty, batty bat; batty bat; batty bat; batty bat!

Count: One, two, three, count!
Won’t you dance with me, doing the batty bat?

[He says some lines I don’t recall as the music and the bats continue.]

[singing]

Won’t you dance with me, doing the batty bat?
Batty bat!
Ha ha!

[The usual thunder and lightning follow as he laughs.]

 

[The Count]

*Intercom: Sorry Kyle, but I'm going to have to rule a disqualification on that little musical interlude. And therefore, you're out of this particular challenge. Vinnie, please set the five bats Kyle caught free.
Vinnie: You sure boss?
*Intercom: Yep... Though I'm rully sorry to have to do this to one of my friends, but rules have to be enforced.
Vinnie: OK then. *To Kyle: Better luck next time.

*Intercom: Current tallies.
Alex: 6 bats.
Beth: 2 bats.
Dan: 1 bat.
Kyle DQ.
*To remaining housemates: Five bats have just been re-released, it's up to you to catch them and see who wins this challenge.

 

[Erine81981]

Drats and double drats! Have fun guys. *runs on down the stairs and inot the kitchen* Now what to cook for dinner?

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

*searches attic*

*finds bat clinging to ceiling* Mhmm I'll have that *traps a bat*

*sees another one flying about* Oooh and that! *traps*

*opens old trunk* Ooooh two for me! *traps the two bats*

Bat? Bat? Helloooooo? Drat, cant find them all

 

[Beakerfan]

*looks behind a box and finds a bat trapped in a spider's web* awww... here ya go little batty!

 

[The Count]

*Intercom: Good job.
Alex: 7 bats.
Dan: 5 bats.
Beth: 2 bats.

Keep haunting!

 

[Beakerfan]

*sits and thinks* I wonder where the rest of them are? Hmmm.... what do I know about bats? They're nocturnal...... most of them eat fruit of bugs...... they can have rabies....... and according to the Goonies, they like hair. (I think that was the Goonies?) *lightbuld appears over my head* Aha! *runs and checks Dan's hair* Gotcha! Here ya go little buddy! *removes bat from Dan's hair and places it in a cage*