MC:BB - An All New Season

[sarah_yzma]

and what is a videt?

 

[redBoobergurl]

I believe that a videt is this fancy thing that squirts water to um, clean yourself in a sensitive location.

 

[sarah_yzma]

Ah.

I get where you're going.......

 

[Beakerfan]

Wow. I totally missed out on this one. Where have I been?!?

 

[The Count]

Vinnie: Hiding in the dresser drawer?

*Intercom: Yes, that's what it is. Thank you Beth for explaining.

Anyway, on to your next challenge. Get ready housemates.
*Head Of House Challenge 2.
For your next challenge, you will each be required to create a poem based on a different Muppet character. Here are your assignments.
Alex: Mokey Fraggle.
Beth: Cookie Monster.
Dan: Gonzo the Great.
Kyle: Bean Bunny.
Sarah Y: Dr. Phl van Neuter.

Your poems must have at least two verses (eight lines) and rhyming schemes.
Your poems must be posted here by Friday.
Failure to post a poem that fulfills this challenge's requirements will automatically nominate said housemate for eviction next Monday.
The winner will be decided by me and possibly an outside judge known to al of you, (have to talk to said individual) and shall be named the new Head of House.
Once the new HOH has been selected, said person will send me a PM or E-mail with the names of the next two housemates up for eviction on Monday 4/16/2007.

So you have your chores, get to it housemates!

 

[sarah_yzma]

Oh my gosh.....how funny. Phil van Neuter.

This one is going to be a toughie.

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

Gonzo the great, gonzo the great
Is one of the muppets that I do not hate
He stole all the limelight in Muppets In Space
And has a weird hook at the end of his face

Gonzo the great, Gonzo the great,
I hear his favourite model is Moss Comma Kate,
His hobbies are weird and his fur is all blue
But still Gonzo brings joy and laughter to you

Gonzo the great, Gonzo the great,
When he flies out the cannon, he sure won't be late
And though he's filled out many of his life goals,
Let's hope his performer remains as Dave Goelz

And I thank you *takes bow*

 

[Beauregard]

XBB: *voice is heard in distence* Ooooh, what a fun ryhme! *sound of a coconut falling is heard*

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

*startled* I swear I just heard a coconut falling...

 

[The Count]

*Intercom: You did. That was a coconut concking out that ex-BB.

OK housemates, the rest of you need to post your poems by tomorrow...