MC:BB - An All New Season

[Beakerfan]

Thanks Kyle! This tastes great! Oh, and by the way, could you do my laundry when you get the chance? And I think I may have a package arriving soon. What's in it? I...........................dont......................know.....................

 

[Erine81981]

Yes me lady. Your clothes will be smelling like a summer breeze. *runs off to do the laundry* Oh ok. I'll look out for a box. It's alright if you don't know. But i'll keep a look out.

 

[The Count]

Delivery Man Vinnie: Wonder if Kyle knows the only way to become HOH is to win an HOH challenge. Oh well, he'll figure it out, eventually.
Vinnie: Hey Alex... Got your HOH medal right here in this package along with that stuff you ordered from the store yesterday.

 

[Beakerfan]

Ooh sweet! Thanks! The medal looks great! *puts it on* Now, to find out- or remind myself - whats in this box..... *opens box* what is that? ........... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *runs out of the room*

 

[Erine81981]

*rushes into Alex's room* What's wrong? *sees box* Uh oh. I forgot about the box. Now i'm in big trouble. But i wonder whats in the box? *creeps over to the box and looks inside* Oh lookie here. *picks up kitten* Isn't it so cute.

As i look away the kitten raises his paw, claws poke out and he slices me to bits. My body falls to pieces on to the floor.

 

[G-MAN]

That's what you get for trying to butter up the Head of House (goes in to replace the box with the real one, but rushes out of the room screaming)
Help, the kitty has bitten my butt!!!!!!! Ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[The Count]

Here Zelda... Sorry bout that, not sure how my cute yet cynnical black kitty got in there. It's safe for you guys to go back in the house now. G-Man, leave the box for Alex there next to the door. Kyle, if you have something for Alex, leave it on a tray near to the door on the nighttable here outside. Night all.

 

[G-MAN]

Ok Count (tears the cat from his butt). Now to get changed before anyone notices my embarrasing encounter.

 

[Beauregard]

So do I just nominate whomever I want whenever I want? What is the nomination for? To be the next HoH? I'm sorry, but as you can probably tell, I've never seen the actual show.

INTERCOM: When the time is announced, the Head of Household gets to pick three Housemates to be placed up for eviction. Then votes are sent by PM or e-mail to Little Sister and/or myself. We count. And then one of you people...must leave the house...

 

[The Count]

Yeah... Thought you'd like the medal Alex... The art department guys finished it last night, it even has a real-life rendering of the MC BB/LS logo that won you this challenge. You need anything, LMK and 'll see if we have it in stock.
*Leaves to go have breakfast back in town. Hmmm, where to go for breakfast... That Everybody Eats place seems pretty popular. There's also the new MCdonald's near those nice yet crazy Moppet folks...