*nods head yes while throwing banana*
But before i throw the banana the camera freezes on me and a guy steps out from behind the camreas and says...
Guy: Hello out there in TV land. Have you ever had this problem. *camrea shows me and Beakerfan holding each a piece of food in our hands* Then i guess you haven't heard of the new Food Cannon. It shoots! Fires! Throws! It even slices, dices and cuts....whoops. Wrong commerical. But yes with this Food Cannon you can shoot any type of food at one another or even at castles but that's whole nother story. But yes for just today. This Food Cannon is only..*gets closer to the camrea*...now listen very closely...5.99. Yes you heard it correctly. 5.99 with five easy payments. *phone rings* Look. Our first caller. *pushes button* Yes?
Caller 1: I would love to buy one of those Food Cannons. It looks so toadally awsome!
Guy: Glad we could bussiness with ya. Bye. That's all you have to do is call in and well send you one right your way.