The fair was wonderful, there were booths of every kind, some for food, some for drinks, some trying to sell stuff, plenty of games, and plenty judging contests, vegetable contest, pie baking contests, farm animal contest, eating compitions, stained glass contests, and lots more.
There were plenty of rides to, bumper cars, Farris wheels, horseback riding and more. All of this outlined the main attraction, which was in the center of the fair. It was a giant red and white striped tent, “Like wow.” Janice gasped in amazement at all the bright lights and colors. Dr. Teeth smiled licking his teeth “Ha-ha, this could work.” “Ya got that right, man.” Floyd agreed, as they began to walk around taking in all the sights.
“What should we do first?” Zoot asked pushing his sunglasses up his nose. “I say we pick up our pace and check out all the hub-bub at the tent.” Everyone agreed with this and they walked over to the large group of people entering the tent. Apparently the group had gotten their just in time to see the next show. After they bought their ticket for the show, the group entered the circular tent and took a seat in the first row.
“Wonder what we’re going to see.” Floyd commented, as more people began to fill up the seat’s, Janice flipped her hair with one hand “like I don’t know, maybe musicians or like a dog show.” Dr. Teeth held up a pamphlet the woman at the ticket booth gave him “I managed to snatch myself this is you want to take a look at it.” Floyd took it from him and read it out loud “For the next week, you will be able to see the five greatest acts this side of town has ever seen! See for yourself Olga and her prancing pony’s, the amazing Freiberg’s, Dave and his furry crusade, Elizabeth and the Bethites, and our most popular act James the tamer of all.”
Janice took it from Floyd as he said “It’s got a list of all the showings.” “Weird names if you ask me.” Commented Zoot, who was looking apprehensive about coming here, Janice, agreed passing the thick pamphlet back to Dr. Teeth “For sure.” Dr. Teeth pointed to the stage in the center of the tent “Looks like its starting.”
A tall broad shouldered man, with long red hair tied back in a ponytail; he wore a bright red suit and smiled as the crowd grew silent “Hello one and all! We have quite the show for you today! A show full of people of all sorts of talents! Up first is Olga and her prancing ponies!” The crowd clapped wildly as a young woman in a purple leotard came out riding on a white, black spotted horse three others surrounding her.
The group shared a look knew they were all thinking the same thing “Why did we decide to come here?” The woman gracefully stood up on her horse, stretched her arms out and lifted her left leg so that she stood on one leg as her horse ran around the stage. The audience gasped as the woman leaned forward and placed her hands on the horses’ broad back then did a perfect hand stand. Dr. Teeth groaned and leaned over to whisper in Floyds ear “This was is and will always be, ridiculous.”
Floyd covered his mouth trying not to laugh out loud, Dr. Teeth didn’t seem to care who saw him laughing as the woman continued to bend and flip and do amazing yoga type moves on her horse. Janice leaned over a little and whispered “Like, she isn’t, like, that bad.” Zoot nodded in silence as the woman jumped from one horse to the next perfectly, causing the audience to gasp and applaud loudly. She continued to show off her talent with moves like this, and even had her horses jump over one another. When she was finally finished she took a bow as the audience exploded with applause, then left the stage.
The amazing Freiberg’s turned out to be trapeze artists, which wasn’t very entertaining as Dr. Teeth pointed out “The only thing this will do for you is give one premature heart failure.” David and his furry crusade was nothing more than some forty year old man with a bunch of mixed breed dogs running around the stage ordering them around having them performing neat tricks, Zoot commented that anybody can train a dog.
He was right but the closing bit were Dave had his dogs doing a strange rendition of the conga was a little entertaining. What annoyed the group the most so far was Elizabeth and the Bethites, who where a band that attempted to add a little kick to some of the world’s greatest songs and failed badly. The worst thing was that everyone thought they were wonderful except Dr. Teeth, Zoot, Janice and Floyd who practically threw up in the bag of popcorn they were sharing as they kept complaining about everything the band did wrong.
“I can’t believe he doesn’t know how to properly play that beautiful saxophone.” Zoot complained accidently throwing the popcorn he had in his hands onto the sticky floor, “For sure.” Janice agreed, “Man, this is painful!” Floyd whined as the announcer stepped back onto the stage “You got that right baby.” Dr. Teeth moaned in irritation, popping a piece of popcorn into his mouth, “And now what you’ve all been waiting for! Tonight’s main attraction! The reason all you showed up here tonight! James the tamer of all!” At these simple words the audience who obviously have seen this act before lost it in ear splitting applause.
“This better be worth my time.” Said Zoot as he spat a hull onto the ground, “And my money.” Added Dr. Teeth, as the announcer stepped off the stage. A tall man, with slicked back jet black hair, a well groomed goatee, and a strict disposition, wearing a lion tamers suit and holding a medical like black leather bag appeared on the stage a couple more men followed holding a square metal box with a dark bared window on the side.
The Men Set the Metal Box down a few feet from the tamer and exited the stage. The tamer known as James cleared his throat and instantly the applause died down, “Ladies and Gentleman, Tonight I shall show you one of the world’s most horrible and most terrifying creatures the world has ever seen, I must ask you not to scream and not to make any sudden moves. It might and will provoke it.
This creature is strange, no one has ever seen anything like it before but I have been trying my best to tame this wild beast.” James sat his bag on the ground, opened it and pulled out a short pole with a retractable lasso on the end. He pulled the pole to cause it to grow in length, and took a few cautious steps toward the metal box and warned “As I said earlier I must ask you not to scream, try your best to keep perfectly silent.” At this point the group was very interested in the finale Janice whispered in fascination “Like, what do you think is like in there?” Floyd whispered back with a shrug “I don’t know.” James the tamer unlatched the hook and slowly opened the door.