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*watches in horror, rocking back and forth* It's ok, baby's ok, its ok, babies don't eat people, its ok, people don't eat babies, *presses hands against the side of her head, still rocking back and forth*
 
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Beakerfan said:
*watches in horror, rocking back and forth* It's ok, baby's ok, its ok, babies don't eat people, its ok, people don't eat babies, *presses hands against the side of her head, still rocking back and forth*
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Whoa, calm down. It's just jam. (I think) Beau couldn't afford to buy any, so he gave birth to one instead. (That is so wrong that it hurts. I'll never look at jam the same way again)
 
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Whoa, calm down. It's just jam. (I think) Beau couldn't afford to buy any, so he gave birth to one instead. (That is so wrong that it hurts. I'll never look at jam the same way again)
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No, wrong thread. It's not jam, its soap.

YUCK, I was eating soap with my toast! :embarrassed:
 
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*sobs at the sight of ET being eaten* E T! COME BACK! E T! COME BACK ET! YOU'RE SCARING HIM! *sobs harder*
 
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babies eat people? .. no wonder my little brother was so chubby.. I wonder if he had a twin...


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I feel I've created a monster here. not that that's a bad thing... (Insert cookie monster smilie)

Beau's pregnant? How'd that happen?
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If that's true, he's also going to be very rich.. and my new best friend..


also, there're many instances when I need a cookie monster smiley, too :smile:
 
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*shakes Randall* DONT LET THEM EAT RIZZO! *continues to sob*
 
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*runs into the arena with a bucket of soapy warm water* Here Kyle! *dumps the water on Kyle*
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Thanks. I needed that. *trumpets can be heard*

Super Kyle: I am here. Stand back there young miss. Don't want you to get hurt. Your to pretty to be hurt-ed. *sores into the air and flies around to fine the young E T* Where shall you be cute, young, alien of this pregnet sir named Bo?
 
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*pays no attention to Randall, dreamily watching Super Kyle fly through the air*
 
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