Cory,
dude, have you ever considered medication?  i told you when you started this thread that you were going to regret it.  let's face it, we're all pre-disposed to a warped sense of humor, and MC is a great place to play.  you cannot expect that everyone will treat every subject with the reverence that YOU believe it deserves.  that's just part of life.  unfortunately, on a board like this, when someone else cracks a joke, everyone who comes in later can see it...and thus the joke continues.  that's just the way life is...you think LOVE stinks...try having a serious conversation with over 700 Muppet fans, many of whom are going to think that you're wrong in the first place...