Letterman's Gonna Be a Daddy!

[Convincing John]

They announced on GMA this morning that Tony Perkins' wife delivered a healthy baby boy, Connor. Yay!!!!
Erin

Wait a minute...Anthony Perkins? The same guy who appeared with Scred and Ploobis on SNL? Cool!

Well, as Scred would say: "Congratulations, Mr. Gherkins!"

But seriously, that's really great news!

Convincing John

 

[Don'tLiveonMoon]

Wait a minute...Anthony Perkins? The same guy who appeared with Scred and Ploobis on SNL? Cool!

Well, as Scred would say: "Congratulations, Mr. Gherkins!"

But seriously, that's really great news!

Convincing John

I don't think it's the same guy. Tony Perkins is the weatherman who replaced Spencer Christian on Good Morning America, as well as the show's music expert. Could be wrong though...
Erin

 

[Don'tLiveonMoon]

Tony Perkins' wife brought his baby to Good Morning America yesterday. His name is Connor Bennet. He slept the whole time he was on. He's so cute!

Speaking of babies, Paul McCartney's wife had a baby, Beatrice. So he's a father again. In AARP recently Art Garfunkel said he'd like to have another child. Who knows, he could be next!
Erin

 

[Don'tLiveonMoon]

Well, Paul Shaffer hosted The Late Show last night in Dave's absence. I didn't watch GMA this morning so I didn't hear if the baby had been born yet. But it will be very soon! Congratulations Dave!!!
Erin

 

[Don'tLiveonMoon]

Well, it's official! Dave Letterman is now the father of a bouncing baby boy, named Harry Joseph after Dave's father. Yay!
Erin