(The background is white. A man in a red suit takes the lower-case letter 'k' out of his pocket and puts it on the wall of the background. The grumpy man wearing glasses enters.)
Man In Red Suit: This is the letter K...
Grumpy Man: How'd you do that?
Man In Red Suit: How'd what?
Grumpy Man: How'd you put that stupid thing on the wall?
Man In Red Suit: Well that's not a stupid thing.
Grumpy Man: Well, it sure looks like that I don't know what this stupid thing is so I call that a stupid thing!
Man In Red Suit: Well that's because you don't know what the letter K looks like!
Grumpy Man: I don't know what the letter 'K' looks like?!? Well, that's a joke!
Man In Red Suit: No, this IS the joke! Hee hee hee! Haw haw haw! Hee hee hee! You see, you really don't know what the letter K looks like.
Grumpy Man: Ohhh....yeah. Now you're telling me that this stupid thing here IS the letter K.
Man In Red Suit: Yes! Yes! I know! That's the letter K, K, K, K, K, K, K!! It begins with words like "key", "kiss", "kick", "ketchup", "karate", and "kaput"! That's the letter K!!
Grumpy Man: Yes and you're telling me what that stupid thing looks like...
Man In Red Suit: That's not a stupid thing!! It's the letter K!
Grumpy Man: Well, I like calling the letter 'K' a stupid thing better!
Man In Red Suit: Well the letter 'K' is NOT a stupid thing! (Pulls hat down)
Grumpy Man: Well, you're a stupid thing!
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Man In Red Suit: This is the letter K...
Grumpy Man: How'd you do that?
Man In Red Suit: How'd what?
Grumpy Man: How'd you put that stupid thing on the wall?
Man In Red Suit: Well that's not a stupid thing.
Grumpy Man: Well, it sure looks like that I don't know what this stupid thing is so I call that a stupid thing!
Man In Red Suit: Well that's because you don't know what the letter K looks like!
Grumpy Man: I don't know what the letter 'K' looks like?!? Well, that's a joke!
Man In Red Suit: No, this IS the joke! Hee hee hee! Haw haw haw! Hee hee hee! You see, you really don't know what the letter K looks like.
Grumpy Man: Ohhh....yeah. Now you're telling me that this stupid thing here IS the letter K.
Man In Red Suit: Yes! Yes! I know! That's the letter K, K, K, K, K, K, K!! It begins with words like "key", "kiss", "kick", "ketchup", "karate", and "kaput"! That's the letter K!!
Grumpy Man: Yes and you're telling me what that stupid thing looks like...
Man In Red Suit: That's not a stupid thing!! It's the letter K!
Grumpy Man: Well, I like calling the letter 'K' a stupid thing better!
Man In Red Suit: Well the letter 'K' is NOT a stupid thing! (Pulls hat down)
Grumpy Man: Well, you're a stupid thing!
END OF ANIMATED SKETCH