Letter From A Prawn

[TogetherAgain]

On behalf of my other half, I present to you, MC, this message.

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Dear Friends, Family, Muffins, Ziffels, Penguins, and Other of Muppet Central,

Hi! It's Prawnie! I know you must be wondering why the heck I've dissapeared for four days, well the answer is long and boring and involves a snappy song and dance number...But I won't bore you with the details. The fact is, my computer crashed on me. Again. It took all I had not to throw it out the window...

The short version of this post is, I'll be away for awhile. The long version is, I'll be away for awhile because my stupid computer is stupid and it completely crashed and I don't know when I'll be back and it's upsetting because I may lose all my files if I ever want my computer to come back to life, which, of course, is awful. Yes, I'll be back someday, I've been singing with Gonzo "I'm going to go back there someday" (speaking of which, Lisa, would you watch Gonzo and Camilla and Clifford? And Ed, would you watch Uncle D., much appreciation!) I hope to be back in time for Christmas, but I'm not making any promises...And Vic, I'll try my best to get a picture in for the MC Show Round 2, I shouldn't have any problem doing it, but we'll see. And to all my fan-fic readers:

PUT AWAY THE DANG SUPER SOAKERS!!

Anyway, I'll try to be on again off again like I was right when school started, but again, I can't make any promises. But on a lighter note, I should be back on soon. I mean, if there's no way to salvage my computer by tomorrow, I'm wiping it. Taking no prisoners, and wiping it. Which should bring me back, but will also lose all of my files...But thanks to my amazing friends Lisa and Layla who should be able to salvage some of the stuff that I'm terribly disheartened about losing.

In conclusion, don't worry about me, 'kay? I'm fine, just upset, stressed, worried about finals, girls, the whole shebang. I'll be back, don't worry your sweet little avatars over it. I'll bring fan-fic with me, mucho fan-fico as they like to say in Spain (Maybe). And before I go, I'd like to send a massive shout out/hug fest to everone, Beau, Vibs, Tabi, Dan, Beth, Bry, Snowthy, MrsPepper, Ziffel, Nick, Ed, Renee, Christy, Ru, Marty, Super Scoot, Sara Y., the SWAEHBers, the RHLCers, the BBBers, Kendra, um...EVERYONE!! I love you all like some sort of crazy, yet at the same time AWESOME family that I HATE to leave, and I hope to be back with you soon.

(((((HUGS))))), Love, Life, Peace, Penguins, Muffins, Frogs, Pigs, Bears, Whatevers, and of course a prawn,
Ryan
Prawnie
theprawncracker

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And now we can all bawl our eyes out over the fact that Prawnie isn't here and may have to lose all his files.

<does so.>

And now we can all second the putting-away of the super soakers.

<does so.>

 

[Leyla]

And now we can all bawl our eyes out over the fact that Prawnie isn't here and may have to lose all his files.

<does so.>

And now we can all second the putting-away of the super soakers.

<does so.>

<takes position as third half and thirds both of those seconds>

WE MISS YOU, PRAWNIE!!! And anyone picking on that half of my other whole will have a very pouty Layla to deal with. <nods firmly>

 

[sarah_yzma]

*steals super soaker that has been put down*

Now I've got one!

 

[Skye]

Hey, and I was just wondering where the heck Ryan disappeared to.

That really sucks. I hope everything works out for him and that he doesn't have to lose all his files! And hope he manages to make his way back here sooooon!

 

[furryredmonster]

We'll all miss you!

 

[Fragglemuppet]

Wow, that's terrible! I hope he doesn't loose anything that he can't get back! Good luck on returning to us soon Prawny!

 

[D'Snowth]

I hope Prawnie will be back in time for the T*K*O season premiere next month.

 

[The Count]

Yeah... That's why though it's OK to have your files on the computer's drives... You should have or make copies onto disks or send it to your E-mail or so my brother's told me.

And hey... He only said to put the Super Soakers away when it concerned his fanfics. He never said anything about anybody else!
*Takes Super Soaker and squirts Lisa and Layla to get more of Say Cheese!, Something Worth Waiting For, or even... Flippersetps?
Come on, your UG leader has updated all of hers... She even posted #2 Muppet Hallmark Ornament short story.
It's high time the two of you updated as well.
*Squirts Lisa and Layla with ice cold water blasts again.

 

[TogetherAgain]

<Screams in anguish and hides under rock> IT'S NOT MY FAULT VIM PUT A BLOCK ON EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Leyla]

It's not my fault I'm er... uh...well...hmm...

I can't think of a good excuse.

Very tired from teaching! And... And!!! I can't even talk! So there! Er... what were we talking about again? And why am I wet and cold?